KEK, WHAT A FAT FAGGOT WITH BITCH TITS
I had to correcT the record for you, child. Enjoy learning which words are forever associated with Titty Rick.
He's so fucking angry lol, he's probably going to kick Niki's yellow teeth out of her mouth any minute now
That would require stepping away from social media for what Patty would consider non-emergent activities (such as shoveling greasy, processed food and shitty liquor down his throat or showing his toilet what's up after it made fun of him on the Internet). He has proven unwilling to do this. Plus he'd have to navigate the line of clenched-ass-cheeks niggers waiting outside her bedroom. You ever cut in line in front of a nigger and not seen them chimp out?
"Because you never stop talking about me, little one"
Holy niggeroni, Fat uses that phrase maybe once or twice a year.
Wouldn't just about everyone be a "little one" compared to him on account of how he's so damn fat?
Guys I think this will all blow over if Josh just offers to fart in Nikki's pussy. Dear Sneeder needs to take one for the team before we're all enjoying prison.
Part of me wants to agree to this since it'd be funny to imagine. All the other parts of me acknowledge such a situation would be on par with encountering an actual cosmic horror entity. Think about it: the types and amounts of cheeses our Dear Feeder enjoys and consumes regularly and what that would do to his flatus production, Patrick drunkenly tugging on his half-hard faucet dick while watching Null unbuckle his pants,
everyone getting upset because now Null has performance anxiety, Rick aggressively and very gayly lisping at Josh to "give my queen that vaporous nectar, child!" causing poor Null's asshole to clench even tighter...the whole thing would be a literal and figurative mess. Even
@Judge Holden would find it difficult to maintain an erection in such a situation.
It's been 13 months since I posted that. In that period I had family members pass away, changed jobs, became an uncle... while Patrick changed absolutely nothing about his life, carrying away in his demented path of self-destruction without ever skipping a bit.
Wrong as always, atalker. He has gotten much fatter and more adept at creating new Patposters. Enjoy prison.
That's actually true, you better believe his Beef Unwellington didn't go down without a fight.
I am not suggesting anyone do this but just imagine if this picture ever made it to Gordon Ramsay's phone. The man might board a flight to the USA to kick the fuck out of Pigger Tits. I mean, just fucking look at it! Why would you ever let another living soul learn that's how your Wellington turned out? And why in the fuck would you even plate it like that?!
