Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I was just watching a Key and Peele bit from 2013 on youtube featuring humorous names for college American football players.


Who should appear at 3.04 minutes but a certain Firstname Lastname. Firstname Lastname is of course the name of the main character in Patrick's 2019 novel Starship Repo. As the name would suggest, Starship Repo is about a group of shady characters repossessing starships. But wait there is more. Starship Repo is also the name of a series of books by Will Tate, apparently about a group of shady characters repossessing starships which appeared in the early 2010s.


Let us also remember Pat's as yet unpublished classic Tiny Tim in Space which has the same plot as a book by Louis Bayard.

Is Pat a massive plagiarist?
 
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Come to think of it, why was Patrick eating there alone at 10pm? If he had been there with friends (presuming he had friends...) they would have helped him with his Ralphamale-esque 3v1 beat down. But the only others mentioned are a restaurant staffer and unrelated patron. Sad. Pathetic.
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That's Fat Rick. First he goes to Hooly's to get drunk, alone, then fatly waddles over to the cheesesteak place once he's plastered to shovel fat and grease down his fat throat, before going home to collapse in an obese stupor.
 
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femoralcanal said:
Normally I'd agree with this, but if I'm not mistaken since the election his networth went up by more than US$ 170 billion.
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Musk's networth is just a function of TSLA stock price, and that's (now) mainly a function of the market as a whole.

Grifter usually refers to someone who says or does things to get people to give them money for what they said or do; and yet they don't really believe it. There may be some chuds who bought Cybertrucks because of Musk going alt-nazi, but there's probably not a terribly large number, and certainly more who have decided not to purchase a Tesla even though it's (arguably) one of the better EVs on the market.

However, his grifting might be helping twatter stay alive, but I've no special insight into that.

It's amusing that poor, $85kless Ricky calls one of the richest men in the world a grifter, and then surrounds himself with obvious grifters link OngoBonbo, the sci-fi writing ape.

This Machine Milks Cows said:
Who should appear at 3.04 minutes but a certain Firstname Lastname. Firstname Lastname is of course the name of the main character in Patrick's 2019 novel Starship Repo. As the name would suggest, Starship Repo is about a group of shady characters repossessing starships. But wait there is more. Starship Repo is also the name of a series of books by Will Tate, apparently about a group of shady characters repossessing starships which appeared in the early 2010s.

https://www.goodreads.com/series/296965-starship-repo
Let us also remember Pat's as yet unpublished classic Tiny Tim in Space which has the same plot as a book by Louis Bayard.

Is Pat a massive plagiarist?
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This requires more digging, as we notice some Things.

First, the links on goodreads are broken for me.

Second, the amazon page (a) has two Reviews:

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Someone who has the cash might need to grab a copy and do some deep diving.
 
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I had a Pat dream.
My 3 hunting buddies and I were taking a trip to hunt.
We ended up having to find a place.
The only place available was the Half-Hovel.

So we ended up having to pretend not to be PatPosters the whole time and we were fucking with him by bringing in our hunting rifles and being like "Oh yeah, this is the SmorgenYorgendong, the only way you can load it is putting the bullets backwards and then pulling this lever until it clicks."
Just to see how often he'd be like "Yes, child. I had 3 when I was growing up and I remember doing that and sniping birds out of the air."
And we kept coming back to the HaHovel for like 4 days during the trip telling Pat all these stories about how we saw a Bandersnatch and didn't shoot it because it was so scary so he'd be like "Yes, child. My gay rodeo clown father took me bandersnatch hunting all the time, I've killed hundreds, stalker."

The whole time, we're trying not to patpost IRL.

Eventually the last day gets there and we're all loaded up and squaring everything away, and as we're leaving someone says "Enjoy payment, child."
And Rick turns nuclear red and starts destroying the hovel.
As we're loading up into the car, the airbnb fucking explodes.

What could this mean?
 
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AnOminous said:
That's Fat Rick. First he goes to Hooly's to get drunk, alone, then fatly waddles over to the cheesesteak place once he's plastered to shovel fat and grease down his fat throat, before going home to collapse in an obese stupor.
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Hogs probably do better when they have full troughs to eat from
"We've had one dinner yes, but what about second dinner?"
-Fatrick S. Tomlinson, August 14, 2020.
 
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I had a Pat dream.
My 3 hunting buddies and I were taking a trip to hunt.
We ended up having to find a place.
The only place available was the Half-Hovel.

So we ended up having to pretend not to be PatPosters the whole time and we were fucking with him by bringing in our hunting rifles and being like "Oh yeah, this is the SmorgenYorgendong, the only way you can load it is putting the bullets backwards and then pulling this lever until it clicks."
Just to see how often he'd be like "Yes, child. I had 3 when I was growing up and I remember doing that and sniping birds out of the air."
And we kept coming back to the HaHovel for like 4 days during the trip telling Pat all these stories about how we saw a Bandersnatch and didn't shoot it because it was so scary so he'd be like "Yes, child. My gay rodeo clown father took me bandersnatch hunting all the time, I've killed hundreds, stalker."

The whole time, we're trying not to patpost IRL.

Eventually the last day gets there and we're all loaded up and squaring everything away, and as we're leaving someone says "Enjoy payment, child."
And Rick turns nuclear red and starts destroying the hovel.
As we're loading up into the car, the airbnb fucking explodes.

What could this mean?
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Did your subconscious clog up his toilet with a dream turd, and then not flush?
 
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FinnSven said:
Did your subconscious clog up his toilet with a dream turd, and then not flush?
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I remember us talking about doing it, but I don't remember if we did.
I can only hope that last night, Pat had a dream about being a cool mentor figure to a group of young actual real life tough guys on a hunt, only for it to become a nightmare when he realized that he had been hosting naughty stalker children for 4 days.

I hope Pat woke up sad.
 
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Paintrick S Canlinson said:
I heard a similar line recently. Something along the lines of "wisdom always chased him, but he ran faster." But Patrick completely screwed it up and made himself sound stupid.
Yes, I speak porcine, child.
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"Wisdom has been chasing you. But you have always been a little bit faster"
 
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AprilRains said:
Then he is simply lying. Ronamarie is named in that famous arrest report, and she's also called "Rona" in that same report.

What a pathetic lying scumbag.
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Why are you surprised, he denies the whole event ever occured, and the record people post is also made up. He never paid Quasi, he never lost in court, he is not fat, he was not robbed, etc etc.

He will never admit anything that makes him look bad. Even on the legendary tape 5, he claims he knew it was a ruse, and it will not be posted and the law will take it down. That never happened, and now he just denies it ever occurred.

He is never going to let anything touch his ego. In his mind he is a rebel fighting the evil overlords like in his gay kiddie movies, and nothing will ever change that. He is going to die thinking it will be a massive blow to freedom without him in the fight.
 
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This Machine Milks Cows said:
I was just watching a Key and Peele bit from 2013 on youtube featuring humorous names for college American football players.


Who should appear at 3.04 minutes but a certain Firstname Lastname. Firstname Lastname is of course the name of the main character in Patrick's 2019 novel Starship Repo. As the name would suggest, Starship Repo is about a group of shady characters repossessing starships. But wait there is more. Starship Repo is also the name of a series of books by Will Tate, apparently about a group of shady characters repossessing starships which appeared in the early 2010s.


Let us also remember Pat's as yet unpublished classic Tiny Tim in Space which has the same plot as a book by Louis Bayard.

Is Pat a massive plagiarist?
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Interesting, I hope queen Leslie or King Brian see this little factoid so Pat can correcT the recorD.
 
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Why are you surprised,
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I'm not. I'm amused at the stupidity of lying about things so easily disproven. A somewhat intelligent child of, say, ten years of age should be able to tell lies that are consistent with at least some of the facts. Fatrick can't even do that, and it makes him an amusing lolcow.
 
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grapeshark77 said:
Pat is mad that Kamala Harris didn't start an insurrection

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It’s going to be a good Monday evening, child. Pig is on the menu.
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I hate both these retards lol
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Yeah guys, the country only cares about saying retard, we could give a shit about our families and communities. Retards.
 
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