DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
So I have absolutely zero knowledge or reference about american pro wrestling other than Jeff Hardy having the best theme song, so I can't tell much about their podcast (which is still boring and dogshit, just not sure how uninformed or insightful it is), but at least it's a topic they seem to know better than politics (which isn't hard anyway).

I guess I could compare it to the old Smark Guys with John Rambo, but so far this is just Triple P (that's what I call him, Triple P) rambling and Phil repeating the thing he just said.
 
I remember Rambo doing all the heavy lifting in the old show too but back then Phail would at least chime in once in a while, here it's just him doing the Pajeet "I am totally listening to you SAAR" headbobbing 99% of the time. Maybe Triple P (that's what I call him, Triple P) likes that because he just wanted to rant about wrasslin' for 2 hours while a hot body occupies the other chair.
Phil doesn't know much about wrestling. He's admitted he didn't watch during the Attitude Era, which most kids his age range did. When Phil talked about wrestling with John Rambo, he just tagged along not saying much, and that period like late 2000s is the only time Phil really followed it with his idol CM Punk. Phil basically just wants to be the cool heel that always wins.
 
Remember when Phil pretended EVERY single Sushi restraunt was closed when Phil totally and honestly tried to take is MomWife out for her birthday, but had to sit at home and watch CM Punk's return to wrestling on the same day instead...

And this was after he tried to go to Burger King, it had to many black people, um I mean drug addicts shooting up outside, and he to use the drive thru and got a Burger with too much mayo which he bitched about for a year or two
 
What the fuck is going on in this video?! This clip is everything that's wrong with modern gaming. You can barely be conscious and still won't lose.

Enemies engage only one, at most two at a time, and miss 90% of their shots against a stationary target.
To be fair, he plays probably on the easiest difficulty and Stalker games should in my opinion be played on the hardest, which is way more punishing.
 
Im hanging out for a Warhammer or Gunpla stream.

This fucking ape trying to build and paint the models would be absolute kino.

But he spoils everything for himself so no way he lets that happen.
WOAAHH BUDDY no please, i dont want him ruining my favorite hobby, gunpla. This fucking retard will probably buy a Master Grade(Near top end) or Perfect Grade kit(Top end) and fuck it up by losing a piece or accidentally cutting a part and thus ruining the whole kit. And i haven't even gotten to the part where he will probably fuck up the stickers, especially the eyes ones(Bane of my fucking existence) i bet this dumb motherfucker would ask chat what to do when the model has a literal fucking booklet that details step by step how to assemble the model kit.
 
WOAAHH BUDDY no please, i dont want him ruining my favorite hobby, gunpla. This fucking retard will probably buy a Master Grade(Near top end) or Perfect Grade kit(Top end) and fuck it up by losing a piece or accidentally cutting a part and thus ruining the whole kit. And i haven't even gotten to the part where he will probably fuck up the stickers, especially the eyes ones(Bane of my fucking existence) i bet this dumb motherfucker would ask chat what to do when the model has a literal fucking booklet that details step by step how to assemble the model kit.

The mg and PG kits I would build when I lived in Japan as a teen manuals were basically picture guides and he'd fuck it up. Really miss those prices.
 
I don't know what's more retarded: Phil being a spineless pussy as a walrus calls him a liar, or the fact that this Michelin Man lookalike is hoping to grift Phil's dents for KC.
The funny thing is that it was KC tourists that donated. DarksydePimp is a tourist. Perry the white is a tourist. Rare_Tricks has months of history in KC chat and a tourist. Then Lady Charisma is a known OIC alt. So all he did was grift his own paypigs.
 
I tire of this back and forth. People say "Kino keeps ghosting Phil, they're done with him" only for them to bring him on another show. People say "Phil's going to throw them under the bus like he does with everyone he interacts with" but he's still sucking up to them.

I don't know what's more retarded: Phil being a spineless pussy as a walrus calls him a liar, or the fact that this Michelin Man lookalike is hoping to grift Phil's dents for KC.
To understand KC's angle in all of this you need to realize that the only reason they're involved with DSP at all currently is for one reason: content. Triple P (that's what I call him, Triple P) wouldn't turn down additional donations of course, but the angle for them interacting with Phil is that they're in a way leeching off of DSP's level of recognition while also coaxing what content they can out of him by playing into his already immense ego. How many people have heard of Kino Casino compared to how many people are aware of DarksydePhil? From there it's a balancing act of not getting too chummy with Phil and keeping him at arm's length, while also not arousing Phil's suspicion that they're in the realm of detractors. They know exactly what they're doing. However, I do disagree with them enabling further financial support for Phil, but even that has garnered us additional content in the form of him upgrading his setup.

TLDR; KC is just stoking DSP's ego, while using his notoriety to further their own 'brand' online
 
Phil likes to larp that he has like 2000 viewers. But every 200-300 viewer stream is a different set of fans. I bet in the future he is going to say that this wrestling show is another unique 300 viewers that like wrestling but not video games.
 
with an added rant about how it's the detractors' fault that he can't play what he wants.
Today's 'which is the lie' challenge: detractors dictate what he does on his streams or, as he has loudly proclaimed many times, NO ONE dictates what he does on his streams.
DSPs 7th worst game most disappointed game playthroughs of the year, whatever the fuck that means, is Alone in the Dark. He said he liked the game and he even suggested the game, but its on the 7th place because... and I hope you are sitting... because the studio was laid off and DSP is very disappointed in the industry.

How the fuck is that even makes sense?
Well, he couldn't use rollback netcode as the excuse here.
He's already admitted he hasn't bothered watching Raw properly, a sure sign of respect to both your audience and co-host.
Just don't post spoilers in chat.
 
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