DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
JRPGs are more popular then ever everywhere besides on DSPgaming I wonder what the reason for that is? Maybe it's the insane begging + ruining any sort of story/cutscenes because he can't be quiet and is super distracted staring at the chat for kahntributions? No it's the games fault.
It's a mystery why RPGs even figure in his "variety-style" schedule. He excludes himself from doing a long-form playthrough of narrative based game by switching to different game on the next stream, and continually cutting back until wagequitting.
 
It's a mystery why RPGs even figure in his "variety-style" schedule. He excludes himself from doing a long-form playthrough of narrative based game by switching to different game on the next stream, and continually cutting back until wagequitting.
He also doesn't even play them in a way that he can understand the story. He spends so much time staring at chat to moderate, asking for tips, and waiting to be handheld on a decision that it's boring to watch. Somewhere along the way he missed that having an interesting personality makes people watch you ESPECIALLY for RPGs.

It's not 2011 and you're not one of 50 people playing a game, you're one of 500, 1000, etc.
 
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Is this not amusing, fellow humans? *picks nose*
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Sidenote: I remember, when clips of his ACKing and seal-laughing were incredibly popular, DSP always tried to pignotize the audience: "I don't laugh like that at all! lol! My detractors are such mouth drooling idiots. I go 'ha ha hahaha' when something is amusing!"

Did this moron change his entire laugh to felt the trolls? Or is he still ACKing? I've seen a couple of these stupidly fake 'ha ha haaa' laughs in clips in the last few weeks.
 
Sidenote: I remember, when clips of his ACKing and seal-laughing were incredibly popular, DSP always tried to pignotize the audience: "I don't laugh like that at all! lol! My detractors are such mouth drooling idiots. I go 'ha ha hahaha' when something is amusing!"

Did this moron change his entire laugh to felt the trolls? Or is he still ACKing? I've seen a couple of these stupidly fake 'ha ha haaa' laughs in clips in the last few weeks.
He still acks, though it’s evolved a bit from what I can see. He also has two other laughs, which I’ve seen called the goat laugh and snake laugh. The goat laugh is what I think you’re describing. It’s very bad.
 
He also doesn't even play them in a way that he can understand the story. He spends so much time staring at chat to moderate, asking for tips, and waiting to be handheld on a decision that it's boring to watch. Somewhere along the way he missed that having an interesting personality makes people watch you ESPECIALLY for RPGs.

It's not 2011 and you're one of 50 people playing a game.
Old DSP wasn't a good YouTuber but at least he would just put his head down and completed playthroughs at a good speed and got the videos up. With how his current views are the idea of his channel even being a semi effective retirement plan anymore is a big question mark.

I still think he could have actual growth if he focused more on gameplay and various things to get people engaged in the stream/videos but he refuses to do any of them in fact he does the opposite of what successful streamers do in almost every case.

The only thing stopping an all time meltdown begathon cope session is 1 whale who has saved the last few weeks when he was trending to lowest money + views basically ever since the KC bump is gone and now a negative view wise.

480k views in Dec while doing all his streams on YouTube and having 215k subs and 66k videos. Probably the worst ever performance for someone who is active daily + the amount of vids/subs.
 
Also what GTA do we think he will playthrough again with mods my bet is Vice City

Probably vice city since he's a boomer at heart.

gta 4 and 5 are less easy to mod and no way he's getting into san andreas (cause of his black skin anxiety)

It's weird he didn't think about doing a modded bethesda game playthrough or maybe he did it on purpose cause he's scared of RPGs. Anyway if he goes that far I predict he'll ragequit modding all together just cause he's too dumb to read instructions as bethesda games have a shit ton of mods that requires some other mods with a specific version which will make handholding hard for the paypiggies.
 
Also what is with the recent obsession with "street smarts vs book smarts". The scenarios he uses in make zero sense.
He's been doing the street smart/book smart shit ever since he started making Youtube videos, but yeah he's really been ramping them up recently.

He doesn't ack, hiss or bleat as much anymore. Now he does that mic-breaking witch cackle.
I call it the dying clown laugh because it fits his clownish nature and the fact that his career is dying. I noticed the few times he does ACK ACK ACK is when he genuinely laughs at something, that's his "natural" laugh while every other laugh is something that he stole from someone else - Rambo the snake laugh, Khet the goat laugh, Leanna the clown laugh (which now evolved into the dying clown laugh).
 
Phil's in his top 5 now. It's going exactly how you expected.

5) Wu Kong
4) FF7
3) BG3
2)Like a Dragon
1) Metaphor

Btw anyone notice how tonight is the only night IronCuck is missing? Meanwhile we've got Lisa Lou (Known OIC alt) and Jinx returning to dump mass amounts of money.

Edit: Wow. Can't believe he put LaD in the list cause it was his own damn fault. And no stellar blade?!??!
What's he doing a list for? Is it a list of least supported streams of 2024 and bitching about how the dents need to step it up in 2025?
 
That's exactly what it was, with an added rant about how it's the detractors' fault that he can't play what he wants.
Even if that was true any other person on the internet would learn how to mitigate the trolls whether that's changing their ways or just finding something else to do, Even fucking Derich would get the hint and move on to someone else when the pornstar he was harassing would ignore him.
 
Making a 'top games of...' list based on how much money the dent army threw at him is one of the most dented things he's done.
So BG3 will be dissapointing and top as well? Otherwise which game will be a top game when it comes to purely money? WWEC?^Bloodborne?

Also, if he plays Vice City, will it be the original version or the bastardized "Remaster"? Because if it's the original I can already hear the bitching about copyright claimed videos and more importantly getting the bloody game to run under Windows 11. Modding will also be something fun to watch considering what you need to download
 
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