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Paper Machete said:
And as much as I and many other kiwis complain about teh gays, I'm also genuinely sympathetic to many of the hardships most of them go through, and it's gross that girls that will never have to understand or go through that make it a bean flick fantasy.
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The bean flickers are the ones that come closest to getting it.

If you tried to make a gay movie without sex or oppression narratives, it'd just be a buddy comedy. Even if they kissed, it'd just be a European buddy comedy.

Gay romantic love isn't a distinct category from comaraderie—it's just incestuous comaraderie (that's why they form piles so easily); it's not "deeper": that'd be like saying you can have a "deeper" relationship with your mom by having sex with her. It'd be gross and absurd.

Your mom "knows" you because you came from her; men come to "know" men through their abilites used in the pursuit of a mutual goal. Only unrelated women come to "know" men through sexuality, because that's the main interface between men and women.

There's an isomorphic link between a man's potencies and the chosen object of his struggle; this holographic image is what women want in men. Every mountain-climber is and becomes himself a mountain. Who with a womb wouldn't want that inside it—to integrate into oneself and reproduce a living mountain?

Conversely, what man wouldn't want to scale the sheer rock face—flanked, taught, and supported by living Rockies, Sierras, and Himalayas? Therefore there are two distinct initiations, equal in honor but distinct in method.

Women even have a leg up: in rare cases women can be comarades, but men can never be wives—only students.

Men learn just as much about each other by discussing sexual fetishism in the abstract as they would by actually having sex with each other, because with men it's never really directly about "each other" as much as it is a third thing they're grasping at together (and perhaps through one another, as in mentorship or—in confused cases—sodomy).
 
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Candidate No 7 said:
Incidentally, you know those two camgirls who went viral a few weeks back by stuffing their knickers and pretending to be trans? No one could quite work out if they were trolling or what. Well I've seen MAGA-types on Twitter this week reposting their photo and going "WE CAN SEE YOUR DICKS DUDES, HA HA ".

There's always a dumber fish.
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When I had a twitter a few months back, I noticed some AI generated porn that was clearly created with a female person-- but a male's penis was somehow attached to the image.. so these AI "ladyboys" had perfectly realistic female features and bodies, but also had real men's penises superimposed onto their bodies. I can't help but wonder how many delusional dudes decided to "troon out" thinking they could become "hot big dick ladyboys" like these fake AI images... or how many men suddenly decided they wanted ladyboy cock after seeing these fake images.
 
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Izdaja Slika said:
I am fascinated to learn how trans ideology will be helped--or constrained--depending on the features of a country's mother tongue.

Some languages, as mentioned above, imply the sex of a first-person subject of a sentence. For, "I threw the ball', a male speaker would say, in Croatian, bacio sam loptu (threw (masc.) I-did ball) but a female speaker would say bacila sam loptu (threw (fem.) I-did ball. There is a declension for a neuter noun but only in the third person (pile je bacilo loptu - chicken (neuter) is has-thrown (neut.) ball), so this declension could conceivably be hijacked by a "non-binary" to show he or she threw the ball in a non-binary fashion. But, neuter nouns sometimes take the case endings of masculine nouns, so a poor enby might simply be unable to express their enbyism in every utterance (or worse, a male enby would sound like he is affirming his maleness).

On the other hand, in languages where every noun is gendered either masculine, feminine or neuter (and therefore their pronouns are alse gendered) the emotional valence attached to gendered pronouns must be psychologically different and I guess diminished. For example, "give me that blue shirt, I am going to wear her to the beach" sounds insane in English, but gets a feminine pronoun in Croatian because 'shirt' is a feminine noun.
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American Sign Language has no gendered pronouns, but culturally seems to generally follow American tranny ideology. Younger Deaf people and signers who grew up in the internet age are much more likely to turn trans than older ones. Probably both because the ASL community exists mainly within the US and English-speaking Canada, and also because English is the default written language (ASL speakers have to read and write in English as there’s no ASL writing system that’s not highly impractical).
It does lead to some pretty hilarious situations, though. Professor friend of mine had a hearing genderspecial who demanded they/them pronouns. Friend patiently explained that ASL doesn’t have they/them for a single person, because he/she/it are all the same sign, same for his/hers/its. Cue tantrum, with the chick refusing to accept a very basic vocabulary/grammar detail just because it didn’t validate her delusion of specialness. She tried to insist that everyone spell out T-H-E-Y or T-H-E-M every time, but since that’s fucking stupid no one would.

Another time I saw Deaf kid ask a hearing kid (via his interpreter) if she was a girl or a boy because she was somewhat androgynous except her voice and name. Since he couldn’t hear her voice and didn’t recognize the name as feminine he wanted to know, because it was weirding him out not being able to tell. Based kid imo. Deaf culture on the whole doesn‘t waste time on pandering to people, though it also has plenty of its own issues.
 
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FeatherPlucker said:
When I had a twitter a few months back, I noticed some AI generated porn that was clearly created with a female person-- but a male's penis was somehow attached to the image.. so these AI "ladyboys" had perfectly realistic female features and bodies, but also had real men's penises superimposed onto their bodies. I can't help but wonder how many delusional dudes decided to "troon out" thinking they could become "hot big dick ladyboys" like these fake AI images... or how many men suddenly decided they wanted ladyboy cock after seeing these fake images.
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I think it's just austism and/or porn addiction. If you could ban porn and fix the autism problem you'd have zero AGPs.

I wish they'd ban porn, every time it's suggested people say "lel, it's never going to work", like who cares. If it saves one child then it's already a net positive. You'd solve so many problems with males nowadays if you just banned porn.
 
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Standardized Profile said:
he went into the mens then came back out to let me know it was safe to go in, however, i got too consumed by anxiety after ruminating on my bad experiences. so i settled to hold it in.
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after holding my piss in for 4 hours, i randomly asked the lady to accompany me in the womans bathroom bc my fears of causing an issue. we went, however, upon arriving back to my bf i noticed he wasnt talking to me or even letting me hold his hand. we talked abt the situation after and his issue is that i confided in a random weird lady over him. hes upset i didnt want him to accompany me to either bathroom.

i can understand what emotions he is feeling bc he’s explained them multiple times. i just dont get why i should feel bad for 1.) being fearful for my life, 2.) not wanting to put him im harms way, 3.) needing to make a decision before literally pissing my pants.
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So he told you "go in this one, its empty" and you didn't because you wanted to be a drama queen. Then, when the night was over and you realized you still needed to piss, you asked some random woman to go with you instead of your boyfriend.

Your justification for it is "I was fearful for my life" (despite the bathroom being empty) and "I didn't want you in harms way" (again with the bathroom being empty). What fucking lethal danger are you in going to take a piss at a random club? If you are so concerned that you're going to get murdered in the bathroom even with another person there to cover you, then maybe you shouldn't be going out clubbing at your local biker bar.

This is the most retarded story I've ever heard. Exhibit A of pooners being incapable of understanding or being men. There are zero men on Earth who would overthink going to take a piss in an empty bathroom because of safety. Men die pissing in the woods or on the side of the road dozens of times a year, I don't think an empty bathroom would dissuade any of them.

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this whole convo has caused a huge 2 day argument and hes been splitting on me (bpd). i want to empathize w him but i feel like he is lacking to understand that my quick decision, does not indicate that i feel unsafe around him or find him useless. i’ve communicated this many times but he keeps saying “actions speak louder than words.”
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Never heard of "splitting" before but Google says its when BPDs have black and white thinking. I think that it's probably more likely that you hurt his feelings and he's not happy with you gaslighting him about how an empty bathroom is like Fallujah when your boyfriend is present but not when some random drunk woman is with you.
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This one is from r/truscum, which claims to be the rational, science side of the troon movement. Here we have a man shaken by the presence of other men on a sapphic dating app.
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Frustrated with "enbys" on sapphic dating apps

Let me start by saying I'm very accepting of non-binary people in general. I would say well above the average for this sub. I was even going to make a post for this subreddit explaining my thoughts on the nuances of gender non-comformity etc... However, I've just recently snapped and need to vent.

The sapphic dating app in my area (Her) has been inundated with effectively cis men masquerading as non-binary people chasing trans women. One profile even goes as far as "open to any other T4T". I mean men called Adam and Justin, showing absolutely zero photos of them even being gender non-comforming. This is cis men, with beards, and completely normal men's casual wear just using the label non-binary. What's most disgusting is they appear in saphic only mode. At least when they are visibly GNC, I can brush it off. This is just ridiculous.

I've added one out of curiosity, and low and behold, "they/he" immediately jumped to questions about how far along transition I am, alluding to my genital status. It's gross, you already have queer apps, Grindr, all the rest... It's honestly so frustrating.

This is a space (dating) where trans women are already on, unfortunately, a tentative level of acceptance. One challenge we already have is the clearly extremely early transition women on there, which pushes acceptability in sapphic women's spaces.

I genuinely feel sorry for the enbys at this point that don't at all align with this kind of behaviour. How the hell do any transitioned enbys actually deal with this?

How dare men show up on the lesbian dating app! Only men taking carcinogenic drugs are allowed to do that!
On a side note, why do all the troons insist on saying sapphic instead of lesbian? It just sounds pretentious and made up nevermind I answered my own question.
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Anyway, our real woman here is a statistician, and his latest trick will be to deboonk the idea that trans people ever commit sexual assault.
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This wise man destroys a fellow troon pointing out a basic method of breaking statistics by smugly saying "you should take a college class". Nothing but the finest logicians and debaters on the troon side of history.
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Everett C. Marm said:
Never heard of "splitting" before but Google says its when BPDs have black and white thinking
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"Splitting" in borderliners is conceptualizing other people as either all-good or all-bad, and this angel-devil conceptualizing can switch rapidly: a borderliner would see her friend as the bestest people in the world, someone she can never ever live without; then come the next day she'd see the same friend as the source of all her woes, that if she ever met the friend again she'd shove her in front of a speeding train and spit on her bloody corpse. One day later she'd be crying to the same friend to take her back again because the friend is the reason she's staying alive, that she'd kill herself if the friend doesn't forgive her. That's why borderliners have no friends.
 
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Necrosan said:
I wish they'd ban porn, every time it's suggested people say "lel, it's never going to work", like who cares. If it saves one child then it's already a net positive. You'd solve so many problems with males nowadays if you just banned porn.
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While I agree, I think that AGPs having access to the internet without porn would still let their paraphilias flourish and give them unfettered access to grooming victims. I remember this greentext post on 4chan:
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>don't be a retard, grow the fuck up

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>find online community of thousands who want to fuck toasters
>ruin your life
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Same deal with troons. In a pre-internet world, they were limited to lesser effective means of communication and were more isolated. If Billy tried saying he was a girl at age 16 and tried to play dress up, he would have immediately been shunned, his dad would have belted him for being an embarrassment and no one would have affirmed his delusions. Now Billy can talk to thousands of other depraved troons like him, who will gladly reaffirm that he really is a woman and everybody should accept that.

It also means that their ideas can spread and cross-pollinate with other spheres of interest, especially if they're in positions of power over the means of communication. There's a recurring story of niche websites or interest groups being taken over by tranny jannies who force everyone to tow the line.

In an ideal world, troons would have their internet access revoked, but the minute you start revoking internet access selectively, it would place significant power in the hands of whoever was doing the revoking. Which could potentially be a troon too.
 
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Positron said:
One day later she'd be crying to the same friend to take her back again because the friend is the reason she's staying alive, that she'd kill herself if the friend doesn't forgive her.
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Damn I've seen this in a pretty big chunk of my tranny friends, but only post-trooning out. Before that, they were all normal decent friends, but once they started trooning then they all started changing up and would be spiteful motherfuckers one day, but super friendly the next.

To be honest, I think HRT fucks up the brain in ways that we'll still be discovering years down the road, and I wouldn't be surprised at all if it either activates latent cluster B from their brain or just deadass causes BPD.
 
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Everett C. Marm said:
To be honest, I think HRT fucks up the brain in ways that we'll still be discovering years down the road, and I wouldn't be surprised at all if it either activates latent cluster B from their brain or just deadass causes BPD.
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I swear to god it all wraps back around to birth control exposure and poisoning in the end.
 
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Pig Cups said:
I consider this an L. Read the caption carefully, then imagine *being* one of the individuals depicted in the photo.
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A little backstory: this dude used to go by “Hogatha” on Facebook, until his account got banned.
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An L for the people itt who have eyes
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That tranny looks like Gus Johnson, that guy who did that one parody of JK Rowling.
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Everett C. Marm said:
To be honest, I think HRT fucks up the brain in ways that we'll still be discovering years down the road, and I wouldn't be surprised at all if it either activates latent cluster B from their brain or just deadass causes BPD.
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It is a mind-altering substance. We know that puberty blockers cause IQ drops. Returning to cross-sex hormones, “‘roid rage” is a meme for a reason. These compounds are keys that open many locks in the body, and affect the rate of cell differentiation. Fucking with them is playing with fire.

A tranny once tried to prove to me that he had a female brain by explaining a study regarding the brain of a dead tranny. Said tranny took estrogen-supplements for decades and during autopsy his brain appeared to resemble female brain in some respects. I asked him to find a study that looked at so-called tranny “female brains” before the use of estrogen. He could not. Then I told him that heroin also causes changes to the structure of the brain, but that doesn’t mean that taking heroin turns you into a poppy plant. That makes about as much sense as mare piss turning you into either a woman or a horse. And yes, trannies did try to do that.
 
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Peaches Demure said:
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No wonder the "Latinx" bullshit didn't catch on. If I remember correctly from my secondary school Spanish lessons, a mixed group is always referred to by the masculine pronoun, so "Latino" is more inclusive than "Latina", but... that wasn't affirming enough for the genderblobs, so they tried to create an entirely new definition that was in no way anchored to the grammatical structure of the language and thus rejected by virtually all Spanish-speaking people.
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Not like they'd even care anymore. They all hate spics now since they voted for Trump instead of Kamala. The post election meltdowns were glorious.
 
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