DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[lupinthethird]

PPP: "I wasnt born before the attitude era"

how old is this fat faggot?

I forget how old exactly but somewhere in his mid-late 20's, he's considerably younger than Warski. I was surprised when I learned how young he was as well.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I don't know what's more retarded: Phil being a spineless pussy as a walrus calls him a liar, or the fact that this Michelin Man lookalike is hoping to grift Phil's dents for KC.

At this point having PPP (I like to call him triple P) on somewhat regularly would make watching Phil a lot more interesting. Probably because Dave says 20 words the entire show.
Ashton gives him enough pushback and takes enough jabs to make it interesting. The down from the Rafters segment was great, it made Phil flounder and look for an out.
Overall I give this show a Pi. e/ 5 (that's the value of pie followed by the the number e as a decimal out of 5).

 

[Love Is Blue]

Pretty sure he did that with every game.

ftfy

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Phil likes to larp that he has like 2000 viewers. But every 200-300 viewer stream is a different set of fans. I bet in the future he is going to say that this wrestling show is another unique 300 viewers that like wrestling but not video games.

"Dood, no lie. As soon as I started the wrestling show with Triple P (that's what I call him, Triple P) I got HUNDREDS of e-mails from fans who were like "I hadn't watched you for years because you stopped doing Smark Guys with John Rambo, so I just started to tune in again"

PPP: "I wasnt born before the attitude era"

how old is this fat faggot?

That also caught my attention for a different reason: you just don't notice or even consider the age gap Phil has with the people he's interacted with recently.
Triple P (that's what I call him, Triple P), Joon, Tolomeo... all these guys are in their late 20s, aren't they? And the way they talk with Phil, you'd think he's the young one just by watching how slowly they have to explain things and often offer far more compelling and mature arguments.
Stuttering Craig is the closest to his age and we know how that conversation went. It's wild to see this guy in his 40s just being so unintelligent and inexperienced compared to these terminally online young men.

 

[00R-Gundam]

For a split second i saw a timeline where Dsp, Triple P(thats what i call him triple p) and Tonka sat down to do a wrestling podcast.

 

[dent_whisperer]

That is just the tip of it. It can cause people to be tilted into the frametrap big ginormous damage A-log combo.

It's inevitable if you try and actively listen to him and try to make sense of any of his blabble. You learn to just say fuck this dude, and skim through his bullshit like it's a 4 hour wrestling show you need to watch to discuss later on your prestream show.

For the most part this is exactly why I have to watch anything Phil puts out with a 3rd party commenting on it. After trying to listen to this absolute nigger unfiltered a few times I always end up wishing I had some of Andy's cocaine so I could OD and begone from this fucking planet.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Here's PPP pressuring Phil into admitting he lied about selling his WWE Champions account courtesy of Snort Hogan:

Phil was sweating bullets while fatty was calling him a liar to his face.

 

[Digger10]

Triple P (that's what I call him, Triple P), Joon, Tolomeo... all these guys are in their late 20s, aren't they? And the way they talk with Phil, you'd think he's the young one just by watching how slowly they have to explain things and often offer far more compelling and mature arguments.
Stuttering Craig is the closest to his age and we know how that conversation went. It's wild to see this guy in his 40s just being so unintelligent and inexperienced compared to these terminally online young men.

In his case, age really is just a number. He's incapable of personal growth so how old he is doesn't matter.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

At this point having PPP (I like to call him triple P) on somewhat regularly would make watching Phil a lot more interesting. Probably because Dave says 20 words the entire show.
Ashton gives him enough pushback and takes enough jabs to make it interesting. The down from the Rafters segment was great, it made Phil flounder and look for an out.
Overall I give this show a Pi. e/ 5 (that's the value of pie followed by the the number e as a decimal out of 5).

Is there a way to put a voice filter over Triple P (I call him Triple P, that’s what I call him) in real time? Even the TikTok robovoice is better than that affected shouting he does. Best part is that ASH will do permanent damage with all the screaming. Enjoy croaking fatty.

 

[Twrx]

Here's PPP pressuring Phil into admitting he lied about selling his WWE Champions account courtesy of Snort Hogan:

Phil was sweating bullets while fatty was calling him a liar to his face.

I've never seen as much dupers delight as what the pig roach has on display in that.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

PPP and Andy Warski are ripping on DSP with their guest right now talking about how stupid Phil's WWE Champions addiction is https://kick.com/kinocasinogaming

 

[Scat Syde Dave]

I've never seen as much dupers delight as what the pig roach has on display in that.

I hope he takes this lie to the grave. Easiest job in the world with no excuses whatsoever for why he can't overcome his addictions, except for being insufferable and undeserving of friends(Rambo come back!), family, or the activities that would draw him away from pissing all his money down the drain. A clown being torn apart by his vices, day after day.

 

[johnkimble123]

That also caught my attention for a different reason: you just don't notice or even consider the age gap Phil has with the people he's interacted with recently.
Triple P (that's what I call him, Triple P), Joon, Tolomeo... all these guys are in their late 20s, aren't they? And the way they talk with Phil, you'd think he's the young one just by watching how slowly they have to explain things and often offer far more compelling and mature arguments.
Stuttering Craig is the closest to his age and we know how that conversation went. It's wild to see this guy in his 40s just being so unintelligent and inexperienced compared to these terminally online young men.

Don't forget Phil is just a 42 year old teenager, he's still learning life lessons, give him a break he doesn't know what to do yet.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

So Phil wants me to believe that he lied to everyone about being Down from the Rafters for years, and then randomly decided one day to sell his account in secret to a total stranger on the internet for an undisclosed amount of money? How would Phil have even found someone to sell the account to, he's so fucking paranoid about everyone, and he has no friends, so I find it VERY hard to believe he just DMed some random person who was looking to buy a pre-owned account on a fucking mobile game...

 

[shekelshoah666]

So Phil wants me to believe that he lied to everyone about being Down from the Rafters for years, and then randomly decided one day to sell his account in secret to a total stranger on the internet for an undisclosed amount of money? How would Phil have even found someone to sell the account to, he's so fucking paranoid about everyone, and he has no friends, so I find it VERY hard to believe he just DMed some random person who was looking to buy a pre-owned account on a fucking mobile game...

That's why its so laughable tbh. He had all sorts of issues selling statues or anything on Ebay and that is like the easiest place to do this sort of transaction. The places you would sell a WWE Champions account are all based on rep or trust with no protections in place.

The only place he could've done it that wasn't checked by people would be some private suspect as fuck discord where I have many doubts he would ever go on to get pennies on the dollar at best. The public places all keep listings and no account matching what he has power wise was sold and the ones that were sold were legit 1/100th of what was spent on them.

 

[RougeRed]

So Phil wants me to believe that he lied to everyone about being Down from the Rafters for years, and then randomly decided one day to sell his account in secret to a total stranger on the internet for an undisclosed amount of money? How would Phil have even found someone to sell the account to, he's so fucking paranoid about everyone, and he has no friends, so I find it VERY hard to believe he just DMed some random person who was looking to buy a pre-owned account on a fucking mobile game...

He isn't trying to convince you or anyone reasonable. It's just posturing for his dwindling handful of remaining retarded fans.

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil likes to larp that he has like 2000 viewers. But every 200-300 viewer stream is a different set of fans. I bet in the future he is going to say that this wrestling show is another unique 300 viewers that like wrestling but not video games.

In reality he has about 100-150 loyal dents who show up for almost everything. The rest varies on if there's rage or a rant going on.

So Phil wants me to believe that he lied to everyone about being Down from the Rafters for years, and then randomly decided one day to sell his account in secret to a total stranger on the internet for an undisclosed amount of money? How would Phil have even found someone to sell the account to, he's so fucking paranoid about everyone, and he has no friends, so I find it VERY hard to believe he just DMed some random person who was looking to buy a pre-owned account on a fucking mobile game...

This is the same guy that had to be convinced by multiple people in his chat that game key websites are legit. The same guy who buys 99% of things from Amazon even if there's a better deal elsewhere. We're supposed to believe he sold an account on the black market, where you likely had to do X number of steps to prep an account to transfer, and anything done wrong would fuck up the process?

We're talking about the same guy who went to install an .exe and had to have chat convince him that it was OK to click the 'more info' button to install a program from an unknown source. If Phil actually wiped his ass, he'd ask chat how many times to do it.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

So Phil wants me to believe that he lied to everyone about being Down from the Rafters for years, and then randomly decided one day to sell his account in secret to a total stranger on the internet for an undisclosed amount of money? How would Phil have even found someone to sell the account to, he's so fucking paranoid about everyone, and he has no friends, so I find it VERY hard to believe he just DMed some random person who was looking to buy a pre-owned account on a fucking mobile game...

Not to mention, this account has a reputation already, probably the most popular WWE Champions account because of Phil. If he was to sell it, he could only do it among other factions that already kicked him out, blacklisted him or know him, meaning that IF he was to sell it, he would get significantly less since it's an account tied to one clan/faction and it can't be moved there.
Also remember, Phil kept in touch with the supposed new owner, who apparently never felt they got scammed for buying an account with such a reputation. That's the thing with Phil's lies, they're so retarded that it's hard to believe a fucking 42 y/o came up with them and not a toddler who has no understanding of the world.

 

[Mr Clark]

WOAAHH BUDDY no please, i dont want him ruining my favorite hobby, gunpla. This fucking retard will probably buy a Master Grade(Near top end) or Perfect Grade kit(Top end) and fuck it up by losing a piece or accidentally cutting a part and thus ruining the whole kit. And i haven't even gotten to the part where he will probably fuck up the stickers, especially the eyes ones(Bane of my fucking existence) i bet this dumb motherfucker would ask chat what to do when the model has a literal fucking booklet that details step by step how to assemble the model kit.

40k has its difficult armies/models but I know it has nothing on gunpla. The hobby scene in general, which lego is a part of, is anathema to his gin brain.

Imagine him with an airbrush, trying to figure out how to paint models.

I can legit see him pointing the fucking needle at his face like a barbarian and spraying himself like a fucking idiot.
"GREAT, NOW MY PAINT WON'T COME OUT, THERES A LAG WHEN I PRESS ON THE BUTTON, SEE?"
*Points at face*
"WUUUUUUH? HOW WAS I TO KNOW PAINT WOULD COME OUT?"

 

[PieceofShet]

I just fuckin cant.
Look at his hands how far from his body, this is not normal. You should have your hands as close as your body as possible when gaming.
Also, why is he wearing headphones? Is he suicidal?