Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.3%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.5%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 62 17.0%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 142 39.0%
  • Total voters
    364
No wonder Nick loves American Beauty, everyone keeps thinking Nick is mirroring it, wanting to be the main character and fuck the high school girl...
WRONG! YOU'RE ALL WRONG!
Nick is in fact liking himself to the army dad! A repressed gay man locked in with a family and children.
Nick should accept himself as the gay cheerleader he really is before someone blows his head off or worse he blows Aaron's head off.
 
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prolapsed_cranium said:
He's high as a motherfucker right now.


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And thanks for ruining vanilla cream for me, ya faggot.
 
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Desktop User2 said:
Just blame it on drugs or whatever but Imholte should take all Nick´s "power" and claim the faggotry.
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Aaron just has to point out he's not the kind of faggot without the courtesy to give a man a reacharound when he's fucking him in the ass. So some got on his hand.
 
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Chode said:
We have two lolcows named Nick that are obsessed with cum which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.
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For real, I can't count how many times I started typing a reply and realized I was on the wrong thread and was meant to be on the thread for the other Nig. Both Nig's have so many points of overlap, I'll start responding to a comment and be several sentences deep before I realize I am addressing the wrong Nig.
 
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What the fuck is it with lolcows named Nick and cum? Fuentes is the Cum Detective, but what is Nick? The Cum Hider? The Cum connoisseur?

My assumption with Nick is that he isn’t talking about Aaron eating out April, but that he likes “cooking” so much that he took out a recipe from Natural Harvest (gay cookbook for using sperm, I would believe Nick got it as a “joke”) and fed people his Navy.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
The four of them were sleeping in the same bed
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That´s the biggest tell... you can fuck around, swing or whatever without the homosexual sex but sleeping together is a big tell of intimacy and pretty unusual. Not to mention how they behaved around each other, getting pretty graphical and, Nick specially, physical.
 
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Law said:
Nicholas Rekieta, married father of five, does not think that non-reproductive sex is for mutual pleasure shared by a married couple. He thinks it's about owning another person and marking his territory.
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You’re spot on. Notice how little April is actually mentioned in this totally weird and funny story, and Kayla is just a complete non-entity. They are literally just holes in which to deposit ejaculate in Nick’s narrative.

To concede some win to the Toe, Aaron never talked about Kayla like she’s a nameless storage facility. I think he did care for her.
 
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It's actually kind of sad if you think about it, Aaron eating Nick's cum was the one thing his heart desired and all he needed, but he threw it away for April and Kayla. Now he has to live as an unhappy faggot while his lover moves on, unable to admit to himself how he truly feels. I believe what I'm getting at is there's some Greek Tragedy in this cum eating story.
 
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Bowl of Ramen said:
You’re spot on. Notice how little April is actually mentioned in this totally weird and funny story, and Kayla is just a complete non-entity. They are literally just holes in which to deposit ejaculate in Nick’s narrative.

To concede some win to the Toe, Aaron never talked about Kayla like she’s a nameless storage facility. I think he did care for her.
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I think that's part of what makes Nick seethe so much. I get the feeling Aaron may have the capacity to be genuinely kind, and was to Kayla. After years of dealing with Nick I'm sure she got attached to Aaron.
 
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HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
What the fuck is it with lolcows named Nick and cum? Fuentes is the Cum Detective, but what is Nick? The Cum Hider? The Cum connoisseur?
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You reminded me, I made a bunch of these over a year ago.
Back then they were mostly a joke, but he's really put in work to live up to the shitpost.
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