Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Rogowski]

Looks like Bamuel is on his way to Max streaming service, he's the subject of an episode of a new series here's the trailer to the entire series:

 

[Kulee Baba]

Looks like Bamuel is on his way to Max streaming service, he's the subject of an episode of a new series here's the trailer to the entire series:

Damn that’s a Big W for BJ.

Crossed over to the mainstream.

 

[Rogowski]

Damn that’s a Big W for BJ.
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Crossed over to the mainstream.

I noticed in the trailer they also talked to his conservator Lima so I'm curious which one they'll defend and which one they'll make look crazy.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I noticed in the trailer they also talked to his conservator Lima so I'm curious which one they'll defend and which one they'll make look crazy.

I can't tell for sure but I think that's Lima at the 1:57 mark bragging about a self defense axe. Look I'm not a BJ simp but yeah based on that I'm siding more with BJ that Lima might not have had Bam's best interests in mind.

It's a messy situation because both Bam and Britney Spears (the celeb BJ also white knights for) have proven themselves to be deranged. But if you have crazy opportunists taking pseudo guardianship over them well how does that help anything? I'm excited to see this documentary it's really surreal to see the docs of lolcows when you watched it afar from Kiwifarms. Max's "Love Has Won" documentary was nuts. I'd love to know if the producers wind up looking at KF threads they must because the threads do serve as a guide to the online drama.

In other news looks like Bam still get some lines. Which shouldn't be a shock since Steve-O has had a successful touring career. Guess that's how Bam pays for his hotels, meth, and tattoos.

 

[I Hate The Disabled]

I noticed in the trailer they also talked to his conservator Lima so I'm curious which one they'll defend and which one they'll make look crazy.

Neither of them need any help looking crazy, but I think they're going to cover Bam through a sympathetic lense, since he's clearly mentally ill, and the one being taken advantage of.

 

[Bassomatic]

Looks like Bamuel is on his way to Max streaming service, he's the subject of an episode of a new series here's the trailer to the entire series:

Tbh I'm only looking forward to seeing how he messes up this huge chance to redeem himself or at least break free of lolcowdom.

Not that I expect it but as I've mentioned before if bam got cleaned opened a skate shop I think he could have a very happy life and do good for the next gen.

But he's Bam so.... I suspect him ruining his deal with a "I passed out at a bus stop with a penis in my mouth" prank

 

[Dr. Butt]

In other news looks like Bam still get some lines.

What made you think that he doesn't regularly have lines

 

[Rogowski]

Holy shit this is gold:
Two minute intro to Bamuel's episode

-Bam is fully methed out
-Dannii's face is blurred which makes her look even more like a tranny when coupled with real voice
- Lima comes off the most sane in this one

This is absolutely a hit piece against Bam and he's going to go ape shit when it airs

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Holy shit this is gold:
Two minute intro to Bamuel's episode

-Bam is fully methed out
-Dannii's face is blurred which makes her look even more like a tranny when coupled with real voice
- Lima comes off the most sane in this one

This is absolutely a hit piece against Bam and he's going to go ape shit when it airs

"...Bam Margera, the Britney Spears of Jacckass"

Not sure if im reading too much into that...but it sounded pretty funny.

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

The thing is, these past couple of years have proven that Britney Spears’ conservatorship was absolutely necessary. She’s circling the drain.

The stans who screamed the loudest about her yooman rights are nowhere to be seen now that she is clearly in desperate need of help.

I hope they also show the true aftermath of the Free Britney campaign if they are going to be promoting Free Bam.

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

The thing is, these past couple of years have proven that Britney Spears’ conservatorship was absolutely necessary. She’s circling the drain.

The stans who screamed the loudest about her yooman rights are nowhere to be seen now that she is clearly in desperate need of help.

I hope they also show the true aftermath of the Free Britney campaign if they are going to be promoting Free Bam.

I'm just waiting for some gay guy to cry on YouTube to leave Bam alone.

 

[Rogowski]

It's also interesting that Dannii's face is blurred at all, that means she didn't sign the consent release form for her image, did she do this because she thought it was tabloid garbage that was going to attack her husband or did she do it because she has the foresight to keep her fingerprints off this trainwreck?

Bam clearly signed the form, but did he do it willingly and then literally forget that that he signed up for this documentary and then lied to his wife? Or did he remember it and just lied his ass off to his wife? There's footage of him whining to the cameras through the fence so he clearly wanted to do the documentary.

 

[Wesker]

In other news looks like Bam still get some lines.

He's just a dumpster fire that people need to see for being such a colossal fuck up.

You know they walk up to him at least one time during these things going "I'm so sorry about, Ryan."

Ew.

The thing is, these past couple of years have proven that Britney Spears’ conservatorship was absolutely necessary. She’s circling the drain.

The stans who screamed the loudest about her yooman rights are nowhere to be seen now that she is clearly in desperate need of help.

I hope they also show the true aftermath of the Free Britney campaign if they are going to be promoting Free Bam.

As soon as she got her freedom, she started dancing with knives. Very sane behavior.

 

[Cuck Shed]

The thing is, these past couple of years have proven that Britney Spears’ conservatorship was absolutely necessary. She’s circling the drain.

The stans who screamed the loudest about her yooman rights are nowhere to be seen now that she is clearly in desperate need of help.

I hope they also show the true aftermath of the Free Britney campaign if they are going to be promoting Free Bam.

Celebrity conservatorships in particular are strange imo. If some non-famous internet weirdo wants to dance with knives, no one cares, and no one will do anything about it. Assuming that they aren't homicidal or suicidal. Even if they are, they'll take a trip or three to the funny farm, then return home to their dwelling and belongings.

If a celebrity does it, then their relative or some Hollywood Handler rando can get full control of the estate. Then they can pay themselves exhorbitantly while giving the true owner of the estate a tiny allowance. Once the conservatorship is over, a substantial amount of the money has disappeared.

Now there's even less work to do because America's favorite looney is too busy playing gay chicken with a toaster in the bath. Somehow, this costs the same or more than business as usual. A skeleton crew would do the trick, but that's never what happens.

Something like security, assistant/secretarial work, merch junk, bill pay, a few retard wranglers, and one pair of nigger shoes/stripper heels every few weeks to keep the spastic from roping. Instead, extraneous people with no clear purpose tend to worm their way in.

Anyway, my point is that a broke bipolar man mentally well enough to work a menial job and blow every paycheck won't have to deal with that. The line between freedom and saving someone from themselves only blurs in extreme cases and where there's money to be made.

 

[Terfatron]

Phoenix isn't that bad of a name.

Remember being at the dentist and they call out the next patient: Skywalker.
A fat hipster in his 30's walk up.

Obviously he chose that name for himself but yeah, Phoenix is a ok name given the retarded times we live in.

Dannii's face is blurred which makes her look even more like a tranny when coupled with real voice

Just watched it and Holy hell!
The rudest thing you can call a woman is a "trans woman" but she looks like a whole ass man here.
The build, the voice and how she moves like a sassy gay man in a cat fight.

Imma do a 180 and tinfoil w the rest of you that "shes" a tranny and Bam went for it because he's gay. The way he's been talking about the pussy, it's like he has to overcompensate

 

[Rogowski]

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Remember being at the dentist and they call out the next patient: Skywalker.
A fat hipster in his 30's walk up.

Obviously he chose that name for himself but yeah, Phoenix is a ok name given the retarded times we live in.



Just watched it and Holy hell!
The rudest thing you can call a woman is a "trans woman" but she looks like a whole ass man here.
The build, the voice and how she moves like a sassy gay man in a cat fight.

Imma do a 180 and tinfoil w the rest of you that "shes" a tranny and Bam went for it because he's gay. The way he's been talking about the pussy, it's like he has to overcompensate

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Dont forget his infamous description of her "3 feet of pussy meat"

 

[KingNothing]

He doesn't eithr at this point he is just surviving through sheer refusing to die it seems

also known as Andy Dick syndrome

 

[Indifferent]

Remember being at the dentist and they call out the next patient: Skywalker.
A fat hipster in his 30's walk up.

Obviously he chose that name for himself but yeah, Phoenix is a ok name given the retarded times we live in.



Just watched it and Holy hell!
The rudest thing you can call a woman is a "trans woman" but she looks like a whole ass man here.
The build, the voice and how she moves like a sassy gay man in a cat fight.

Imma do a 180 and tinfoil w the rest of you that "shes" a tranny and Bam went for it because he's gay. The way he's been talking about the pussy, it's like he has to overcompensate

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Bam, we know about the bike.

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

Celebrity conservatorships in particular are strange imo. If some non-famous internet weirdo wants to dance with knives, no one cares, and no one will do anything about it. Assuming that they aren't homicidal or suicidal. Even if they are, they'll take a trip or three to the funny farm, then return home to their dwelling and belongings.

If a celebrity does it, then their relative or some Hollywood Handler rando can get full control of the estate. Then they can pay themselves exhorbitantly while giving the true owner of the estate a tiny allowance. Once the conservatorship is over, a substantial amount of the money has disappeared.

Now there's even less work to do because America's favorite looney is too busy playing gay chicken with a toaster in the bath. Somehow, this costs the same or more than business as usual. A skeleton crew would do the trick, but that's never what happens.

Something like security, assistant/secretarial work, merch junk, bill pay, a few retard wranglers, and one pair of nigger shoes/stripper heels every few weeks to keep the spastic from roping. Instead, extraneous people with no clear purpose tend to worm their way in.

Anyway, my point is that a broke bipolar man mentally well enough to work a menial job and blow every paycheck won't have to deal with that. The line between freedom and saving someone from themselves only blurs in extreme cases and where there's money to be made.

Really well said, it's easy to look at Britney now and say she clearly needed someone looking after her and her fiances, but it's also clear the situation she was in was not healthy and she was being massively taken advantage of at the same time. Just sad stuff all around. Bam on the other hand has had plenty of family and friends actually looking out for his best interest while he actively rages against them and probably would have benefited from more tard wrangling to an extent

 

[Looney Troons]

I wonder how different the lives of the Jackass crew would have been if the first Tony Hawk Pro Skater game didn’t pop off