The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame - Reading warning labels are for chumps.

[Shlomo XL]

Gentlemen: it is with some disappointment that I bring to your attention today, one @graywolf88 . Hi Seth!


Name: Seth Ryan Porter
DOB: July 1998
Address: 125 Beech St, Franklin, MA, 02038
Email: sethryan44@gmail.com
Reddit: u/sethryan44
Wattpad: sethryan44

While it wasn't exactly the mate's username that did him in, it was still somewhat easy actually somewhat difficult to track - but that's more due to my own lack of experience.

Spoiler: Baby's first dox-I mean 411 saga

• Take one (1) image with the EXIF data intact from the following profile post pic archive: lol he scrubbed the EXIF after I've downloaded the original;
• Look up the coordinates 42.1261, -71.4382;
• Look up 125 Beech Street, Franklin, Norfolk County, Massachusetts, 02053, United States;

• Head on over to TruePeopleSearch and punch the address in, giving us the name (link):

• Only then realize there's very little to go off of in terms of online accounts.

Luckily, Mr. Porter was kind enough to leave a detailed Etsy review (archive) of his fucking custom My Little Pony plush, a Google-searchable picture of which he posted to the brony thread. Because... of course.

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My custom 18" Calamity plush.

...plugging his Etsy avatar (archive: ) into Google Image Search, we find a reddit account: link (cannot archive because reddit is a piece of shit)
it's just USPS autism and him commenting "Username checks out." on plush toy-fucking posts. Sorry, I'm not browsing any more Reddit for this shit.



Bonus: apparent facedox.

link / archive is broken

Q: What prompted this?
A: Our lad sending @Nameless One unsolicited furry porn. Link.

Q: Where are all the furfaggotry-related accounts?
A: Good question! I would expect to find at least a furaffinity account going by one of the names, but got fuck all. @graywolf88 mind giving us a hand? Surely you've got something along those lines.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Loving how in 2025 we still get guys who can't be assed to at least turn off their location before taking a picture with their phones. I've seen this shit happen multiple times already (luckily for the other kiwis those pictures weren't taken inside their homes)

 

[CallmeCicada]

Surely you've got something along those lines.

His email has a few hits on haveibeenpwn, maybe that could be a clue to his other usernames.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Hi Seth!

He needs to go to bed.

Luckily, Mr. Porter was kind enough to leave a detailed Etsy review (archive) of his fucking custom My Little Pony plush, a Google-searchable picture of which he posted to the brony thread. Because... of course.

God dammit, I warned him about EXIF data when he uploaded that image. I didn't bother checking if the coordinates actually led anywhere or not, but he should've known better than to upload an image without scrubbing it. I didn't even think about throwing it into a search engine.

...plugging his Etsy avatar (archive: ) into Google Image Search, we find a reddit account: link (cannot archive because reddit is a piece of shit)

He already uploaded an image of his ponysona to an art thread, for the OP to draw something with him, only to be rejected.

RIP

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Bonus: apparent facedox.

Here's another photo from his Instagram https://www.instagram.com/sethryan44/

Has a Facebook account at https://www.facebook.com/seth.porter.5 with an absolutely fucking insane amount of photos. I've uploaded full page screenshots with public posts going back to the beginning of 2020. Didn't want to melt my computer going any further.

Spoiler: Screenshots

Spoiler: Shitload of photos

(Censorship of those girls was done by me)

Retard juice fan

DOB: July 1998

6th of July 1998 according to Facebook

Why would you leave this shit public?

Broken home

Q: Where are all the furfaggotry-related accounts?

There is a SoFurry account but it's empty: https://sethryan44.sofurry.com/ (archive)

League of Legends crap reveals another username: redwolf44

Furaffinity account but nothing in it
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/redwolf44 (archive)

Telegram account which reveals an F-List account!

https://t.me/redwolf44 (archive)
https://www.f-list.net/c/priority express/ (archive)

Watched 1786 videos on Pornhub
https://www.pornhub.com/users/redwolf44 (archive, got fucked up though)

YouTube account https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc1Vu6CyMtXpH7tBzTh4AKQ/ (archive)

Archive of his little presentation on the Tesla Model 3 demonstrating his amazing speaking skills

Battlestation tour

 

[Shlomo XL]

maybe that could be a clue to his other usernames.

It's where his Wattpad account is from; otherwise, there wasn't much. Also, Hot Topic lol.

amazing speaking skills

If you skim through the man's reddit history, a considerable amount of posts are on the United States Postal Service subreddit. I'm going to bet on the spectrum.

Telegram account which reveals an F-List account!

Somewhat surprised there's no Thomas the Tank Engine or something on there.

 

[Caesar]

Watched 1786 videos on Pornhub

Who makes accounts on porn sites other than furries or virgin perverts in their 50s ffs

 

[CallmeCicada]

got fucked up though

Stay strong, soldier. They can't hurt you anymore.

 

[sanguiduct]

Lmao @ his speech impediment. What an embawwassing wittwe faggot

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Did this imbecile really changed colours in his profile name thinking nobody would notice?

What a fucking retard gooner.

 

[Gremperor]

Battlestation tour

Lol that chirp at 55 seconds caught me off guard.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

If you skim through the man's reddit history, a considerable amount of posts are on the United States Postal Service subreddit. I'm going to bet on the spectrum.

Possible @Feral Postie alt account now that I think abt it.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Possible @Feral Postie alt account now that I think abt it.

Postie is a 30+yo welshman, he's not american

 

[Caesar]

Postie is a 30+yo welshman, he's not american

he said he was married or whatever in those weird DMs too

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

he said he was married or whatever in those weird DMs too

Married as in "faggot that's (allegedly) not doing piss orgies every day", not actually married

 

[Caesar]

Married as in "faggot that's (allegedly) not doing piss orgies every day", not actually married

I thought he had a husband who was just as gay and furry as he is. That's not so unbelievable. I've seen some of the polycules posted here.

 

[graywolf88]

@graywolf88 . Hi Seth!

Pretty good writeup overall. I would have seen it sooner had I not set your account to ignored. Alas, now KF knows I'm as much of a boring asshole as everyone else. Guess I'll take it as a lesson to practice stricter OPSEC in the future and not be a fucking idiot in terms of DM's.

 

[Shlomo XL]

If anything, I have to give the man of the hour props for not reacting to the situation like one would expect. No chimpout, no DFE aaaaand as i'm typing that out, this pops up:

had I not set your account to ignored.

How untoward. What did I ever do to you? Surely, this didn't happen -after- said writeup was finished?

 

[NiggerDeathRay]

Pretty good writeup overall. I would have seen it sooner had I not set your account to ignored. Alas, now KF knows I'm as much of a boring asshole as everyone else. Guess I'll take it as a lesson to practice stricter OPSEC in the future and not be a fucking idiot in terms of DM's.

Nigger, your address is public. If you only got name/facedoxed I would understand but your home is public knowledge. All it takes is 1 ween to have police come to your door. (Don't do that by the way) I'd be more cautious if I was you.

 

[graywolf88]

If anything, I have to give the man of the hour props for not reacting to the situation like one would expect. No chimpout, no DFE aaaaand as i'm typing that out, this pops up:

How untoward. What did I ever do to you? Surely, this didn't happen -after- said writeup was finished?

Nah you're good, I didn't end up seeing said write up for that reason until recently. I want to say it was a reaction to some profile post during the initial dogpile (pun not intended) but I couldn't tell you which one. What kind of man would I be to laugh at lolcow freakouts, only to turn around and do the exact same thing?