Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 307 26.5%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 824 71.0%
  • Total voters
    1,160
Doctor of Autism said:
I love how people like Musk think every other country wants to join America. Yeah I'm sure sovereign nations want elderly retards running everything or want to give up their own national interests for a delusional of a literal American empire

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I'm sure that everyone living in Greenland is excitedly anticipating the loss of their healthcare, sick days, pensions, most of their holidays, consumer protections, demographics, etc.
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
I love how people like Musk think every other country wants to join America. Yeah I'm sure sovereign nations want elderly retards running everything or want to give up their own national interests for a delusional of a literal American empire

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I'm starting to suspect that Musk doesn't really understand how much the rest of the world despises America, in particular, the notion of being under the reign of Orange Chris-Chan.
 
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Northern Blockhead said:
I'm starting to suspect that Musk doesn't really understand how much the rest of the world despises America, in particular, the notion of being under the reign of Orange Chris-Chan.
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I mean Musk, Trump, and all these morons who want to force sovereign nations to become the "51st state" all are morons who at best are just saying bullshit so people won't notice actual terrible things they're doing, but at worst are dangerously ignorant.

I'm sure the patriots/nationalists of those other countries want their homes to be under the occupation of America (not that America can do that given the deadlocked congress and foreign politicians who agreeing to this would commit political suicide)

Musk is going to be out of his element if he tries to manipulate or fuck with other countries
 
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Obviously I get that this is a joke, but it's a bit embarrassing to see essentially the new face of the Republican party say shit like this.
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The Hawk Tuah Girl said:
It's always been that way. Like that Gandalf line about many who deserve death, live and many who die should have lived. You cannot do anything about it, just how luck works.

It's actually crazy how many things he got lucky with every step of the way in his "ventures". But most of that even would not be were it not for his conman's charisma.

I suspect that even his "autism" personality is something that he hardcoded to himself, rewired his brain to always have it on in an attempt to appear like some type of savant engineer autist. I've never heard him say anything smart, however. Always jacking what some other smart guy has said before that was like some motivational crap on an image that was circulated on Facebook among pop nerds in like 2012.

He really is the embodiment of a dumb person's idea of a smart person, as cringe as saying that has become.
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it's the accent. some accents just make you sound smart (upper class british, south african) and some make you sound like a complete retard (cockney, redneck, lower class british)
 
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GlupShitto said:
Obviously I get that this is a joke, but it's a bit embarrassing to see essentially the new face of the Republican party say shit like this. View attachment 6833833

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Now that I think about it, Elon is the type of cow that can't be unironically funny, I've never heard him be cleverly humorous. He just turbo-retweets things, throwing things against the wall to see what sticks using dated obsolete troll tactics, and then smiles blithely like a retard. Certain cows like LTG and Trump, though retards, can be intentionally very funny sometimes.

I don't really watch Elon interviews or anything though, so maybe I'm wrong, but his autism seems to be exceedingly severe to the point where he doesn't really understand humor, he can only merely observe the listener's/reader's reaction to retroactively make assumptions about what was funny. Maybe to him, humor is not about sharing a spirit of joy, but just a "psy-op tool" to manipulate people.
Doctor of Autism said:
I love how people like Musk think every other country wants to join America. Yeah I'm sure sovereign nations want elderly retards running everything or want to give up their own national interests for a delusional of a literal American empire

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If he insists on shitting where he eats, he should change the Xitter website name to: ElonsPropaganda.com. Now that would be MEGA ULTRA RARE-PEPE BASED :rolling over crying laughing emoji: x3
 
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keep dreaming pal, even as far back as the 1980s it mainly made you sound like trash, even to americans. which is why it was so easy to get people onboard the anti-apartheid plan. its closer to the fake accent americans would use when playing nazis than fancy british. Afrikann sounds closer to germanic than RP.
 
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LilypaCastsUpper said:
Now that I think about it, Elon is the type of cow that can't be unironically funny, I've never heard him be cleverly humorous. He just turbo-retweets things, throwing things against the wall to see what sticks using dated obsolete troll tactics, and then smiles blithely like a retard. Certain cows like LTG and Trump, though retards, can be intentionally very funny sometimes.

I don't really watch Elon interviews or anything though, so maybe I'm wrong, but his autism seems to be exceedingly severe to the point where he doesn't really understand humor, he can only merely observe the listener's/reader's reaction to retroactively make assumptions about what was funny. Maybe to him, humor is not about sharing a spirit of joy, but just a "psy-op tool" to manipulate people.
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Yeah, I think Elon's just straight up incapable of being funny. I saw a clip of him laughing his ass off at a picture of a dead horse and I don't think I've ever seen a more unlikable guy. I don't think he's even that funny ironically, it's the people around him and the people making fun of him who are funny. It's such a stark contrast from Trump, who is personable and funny in a way that makes him relatable. He's definitely one of the few politicians I would describe as likable.
 
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zzzten said:
it's the accent. some accents just make you sound smart (upper class british, south african) and some make you sound like a complete retard (cockney, redneck, lower class british)
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just imagine if he started wearing glasses

my, he'd be perceived as the smartest man in the known universe!
 
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