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I was always more of a Final Fantasy Legacy and FF The Hunting Grounds player.

I also used to grief badly-coded Dragon Ball Z games. Having a macro to "teleport to nearest guy and punch them for #1.INF damage" was fun.
 
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If you're looking to add to the OP, look at this channel's videos since it has a competent run-down on various lulzy stories. (Link) (Archive)

Recap:
Plykiya is an admitted incestuous sex offender. (Link)
Update to Ruger Davis, some unimportant SPLURT roleplayer, he's still alive. His profile picture was updated to a purple cat. (Link)
NSFW: Ancient splurt cum canister. (NSFW: Link)
Monke and /tg/ admins are terrible at being admins. (Link)

SS13's modern-day administration is chosen based on the amount of time spent playing. Those who spend the most time on a server are lifeless weirdos who aren't responsible or competent enough to have a "life/SS13" balance, so they play SS13 24/7 and pose detrimental threats to the game's health by being incompetent.

Saviour Horse (Lance) was an admin. GreenTea posted diaper cub in one of Splurt's many NSFW sections. Saviour Horse banned GreenTea.
Mosley (a Nazi-Fur admin (owner?)) re-added and protected GreenTea.
Disillusioned, Saviour Horse lamented being overruled and left or was forcefully ousted shortly after having almost caused a schism within the server.
Saviour Horse was last active a year ago, last spending his time on /tgmc/ when it was at its peak.
Discord chats between GreenTea, Saviour Horse, and Mosley arguing have been expunged by Discord or Mosley.
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Splurt's moderators are primarily selected by favoritism. Goodwill is easily earned depending on how well you can ERP.
Baphomet spent his every waking second playing Splurt and ERP'ing.
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Roleplaying as a 12-foot-tall goat with a 5-foot-long horse penis and massive breasts, he wrote mediocre single-paragraph ERPs froth with onomatopoeic debauchery, spelling errors, grammatical errors, and stupid vocabulary befitting of a mind-melted sex addict. Total slop, can't even ERP right, 5/10, would not ERP again.

There are like 14 pages of inane rambling and arguing but it doesn't matter and I don't care.


His general incompetence and arguing got him removed.
From memory, although this could be me mixing up GreenTea with Bamphoment, he also probably posted cub, which Panickew corroborates in his video.
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I'm under the impression he practices poor op-sec.
Has a "friend 4 friend" XBOX profile tied to his discord which reveals his full name.
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Twitch.
Splurt came to add antags to compete with the growing popularity of BubberStation. Splurt could not subsist on hamfisted admin events as a substitute for an actual system for antags. Despite that, the events and antags disturbed the pre-existing group of people who were mainly interested in long-form ERP and ic-drama/socialization without the game part of SS13 interrupting them, pushing them off onto the populated, refined, and developed BubberStation. Splurt's down to cliques and randoms. Bubber's flavor of the month. Both are different flavors of hedonistic cesspits suspended in space.
 
PJB is probably the most well documented SS13 / SS14 person. His attachment to /vg/ means he turns up easily on 4chan archive searches. If you need anything at all for the writeup I should be able to find it.
Good luck searching the archives, you'd have to look quite a ways back because the /vg/ thread became way unusable for months before they skedaddled to /vm/. Lemme give you a headstart though because you'll probably find this baby:
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good video here, unrelated but what's going on with the /vg/-station ss14 project currently?
saw some posts on /vm/ but haven't been paying too much attention.

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Currently? They just did the playtest and are now in the "sit and bitch about which codebase to use" phase. I played the playtest, it was okay but it was pretty clear they just added the tilecode they made and that was it. Lemme tell you that did not play well with the wheelchair code at all, my poor crippled ass somehow both lagged the server to hell and broke the tile-movement so that it moved in half-tiles. I'd say once the head coder gets his head out of his ass and picks a codebase they have a decent amount of people to actually get shit done.
 
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Currently? They just did the playtest and are now in the "sit and bitch about which codebase to use" phase. I played the playtest, it was okay but it was pretty clear they just added the tilecode they made and that was it. Lemme tell you that did not play well with the wheelchair code at all, my poor crippled ass somehow both lagged the server to hell and broke the tile-movement so that it moved in half-tiles. I'd say once the head coder gets his head out of his ass and picks a codebase they have a decent amount of people to actually get shit done.
The problem is that vehicle code itself was absolute fucking anus so combine that with tile based movement and… yeah.

There’s a reason vehicles are gone, like most other ss14 content its shitcode garbage by troons
 
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Relatedly a small section should probably be added regarding the absolute death of the /vg/ ss13 thread from both the AI spammer and various other bullshit that went on in there, it was decaying for a while but that well and truly sunk it into the floor
They killed themselves the way every other server did, long before any AI spam. Slow decline into degeneracy as said degenerates started coding/mapping/administrating, like PJB, into over-administrating all the fun out of the game until nothing was left to play and the non-insane parts of the community left. The AI spammer is a symptom, not a cause.
Some names, absolutely non-exhaustive:
  • Pomf123!!PtLB3ymuDuE (powerword ##pomfisdabes), the permanent host himself has become a pokephile who LARPs as a sylveon and regularly posts "ferals" in discord similarly to PJB, in addition to occasionally threatening suicide and taking the server down
  • NigglyWiggly, a primordial faggot who imported femboy fetishism from every early on
  • VelardAmakar was an openly gay furry known for mapping several large maps
  • Drawsstuff was a tranny who drew fetish art for the general
  • Grimlock, another tranny only notable for posting inflation fetish porn in their discord
Their perversions:
  • Constant head admin drama
  • Vox porn
  • A shift away from IRC to Discord, with all the expected problems
  • "waifu" and "husbando" lists being posted in their threads of regular in-game characters
They had problems with porn-posting even as far back as 2015, where some – then near underage – guy got revealed to be socking under multiple BYOND accounts (evenspeedwagon, banisher66, thranos, ss13writefag) and obsessively complaining about himself in the /vg/ thread while drawing porn. But back then, they had the spirit to oppose this kind of faggotry, doxxed googled him and ran him out:
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Not for long, though. Their decline was slow and gradual, but they still had it coming.

/vg/station isn't very special; they were the fifth or so 4chan-related server to fall. I believe – and I am likely wrong – the lineage of servers went roughly /tg/station > /v/station (2011~) > N3X15' server/Velyks' server' > /vg/station > d20station.
/vg/statin's most notable quality is that, unlike most other servers, all their round logs are publicly available all the way from 2013 until now (which I won't be posting here, it's ~6GB worth and Null doesn't need circumstantial spessman ERP text logs). This transparency didn't at all help with maintaining a some kind of good level of administration: it also became over-administrated like most other servers, making in-game security practically worthless while admins policed all gameplay, including "escalation" – needing to steadily move up a rung of measured response in response to someone fucking with you as non-antagonist instead of just caving th annoying nigger's skull in – and "valids" – term for when someone, anyone killing another is acceptable according to some nebulous meta rules. By now, you can go through their publically available admin list (A) or through a few regulars' names and find a notable amount who have since trooned out, PJB included.

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May it rest in peace.
Or, it could, if it wasn't kept on permanent lifesupport by the host, including the recent attempts to port the server to SS14.
 
This shit is just one of the many examples for why purity spiraling/gatekeeping is so important, regardless of how anyone in this thread views on it or anywhere else, it is literally a matter of survival (for what you love to clarify) and an iron law of nature to ensure quality control, to throw these faggots out, or they will keep crawling back in as if they're cockroaches.
I don't care what your opinion on it is, you literally don't have any other choice as Troons had mastered the art of infiltration loong time ago, this is the only thing that counters them.
You have to do it or they will violate your favorite activity, be it a game or something else super hard and skull-fuck it to death, which Preddit did it already.
Relatedly a small section should probably be added regarding the absolute death of the /vg/ ss13 thread from both the AI spammer and various other bullshit that went on in there, it was decaying for a while but that well and truly sunk it into the floor
Case in point, they hired an former /tee gay/ tranny janny (Archive) without at least questioning his background and trusted him to moderate their server, as he "had experience in moderating".
 
Case in point, they hired an former /tee gay/ tranny janny (Archive) without at least questioning his background and trusted him to moderate their server, as he "had experience in moderating".
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Jesus wept. They should have listened to this nigga
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Or their own intuition but I suppose it's too hard to stick to your fucking guns
>October 29th
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>Literally 5 days later
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Gatekeep and bully faggots until they cry then leave. It's the only way
 
In the wake of the great staff exodus a new SS14 maintainer just dropped and immediately came out as plural. This received an exclusively positive reaction as no chud wants to get banned for pluralphobia. They went from zero (0) plural systems in 2023 to, a little over a year later, 10+ across the English server admins and coders. This isn't really notable as an individual event but rather illustrative of the latest retard social contagion. Remember the project also went from like 15% to 70%+ trans in upper echelons within 3 years.

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Or their own intuition but I suppose it's too hard to stick to your fucking guns
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Nipples... yeah alot of his administration action was bizzare because he was usually drunk and everything felt spur-of-the-moment. Even when he was leaving he left the place a mess.
As for the regular admins its pretty wild that even the worst admins don't get tossed out until they leave. You'll find miles of posts bitching about specific admins and then you'll find that they left voluntarily because IRL at the end.
 
The only really important thing about /vg/station is that, no matter how bad shitmins are (and they've been abhorrently shit for quite a while) or retarded their internal drama gets, their game server is... actually doing just fine. Unlike TG that got shit primarily because the troons subverted the codebase itself, resulting in slow exodus of oldfags, /vg/'s coders are almost all the same faces as they used to be, say, 5 years ago. I hop on there from time to time and playing there feels just as much of a blast as it always used to be. You can literally forget about the existence of the OOC stuff like shitcord and /vm/ thread and just enjoy the classic SS13 experience that gets ~20-40 people a day depending on what day it is. Like @Jotch once said, that server stood up the best to the tranny menace.

So yeah, I disagree with all the "/vg/ is dead!!1" claims because the game server is doing okay and it's literally the only thing that matters.
 
The only really important thing about /vg/station is that, no matter how bad shitmins are (and they've been abhorrently shit for quite a while) or retarded their internal drama gets, their game server is... actually doing just fine. Unlike TG that got shit primarily because the troons subverted the codebase itself, resulting in slow exodus of oldfags, /vg/'s coders are almost all the same faces as they used to be, say, 5 years ago. I hop on there from time to time and playing there feels just as much of a blast as it always used to be. You can literally forget about the existence of the OOC stuff like shitcord and /vm/ thread and just enjoy the classic SS13 experience that gets ~20-40 people a day depending on what day it is. Like @Jotch once said, that server stood up the best to the tranny menace.

So yeah, I disagree with all the "/vg/ is dead!!1" claims because the game server is doing okay and it's literally the only thing that matters.
They aren't doing too good and are past the point of no return. They have matched course with TG station in 2018. Troon proliferation really just a matter of time for them.
But the greatest kudos to them for being the last surviving major 4chan ss13 server, and still pushing the record!

The KF SS13 server is the place to be now! Use it or lose it.


Seth knowingly sabotaged SS13 with an influx of new users.
I am a ssethtider, for disclosure.
Also he did say he didn't want to want cum sent to his mailbox.

I have played on Goon, TG, and /vg/ and became very well integrated in their communities.
I learned two critical things from this exposure that I never learned in my childhood:
1. Troons and other sexual degenerates are generally mentally unstable and are the worst to have in charge over you and should be avoided. You cannot tolerate their presence in your communities.
2. Remember to say "Nigger" to test the quality of a communty.
 
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