Horrorcow Dave Rivera / airbagged / Kate Bush's Tampon / abadwind / Akoujin / linktothepabst / pookey_blow - Decades of a mental delusional soy-parasitic schizophrenia creep. Antifa terrorist, serial stalker, beta male ally, simping & beta cuckoldry, woke orbiter of DEI & SBI, crossdresser, death fetish spammer, Alyssa Mercante's favorite tampon.

And he still acts mentally insane. This time over his avatar on a soyjak image.
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Imagine trying to gaslight your followers into thinking that just because you spam hahahahas that you aren't asshurt, then trying to project that impotent seething onto the person mocking you.

If people mocking you didn't actually bother you you wouldn't respond, chomo. Let alone every single time it happens.
 
Meanwhile at /v/.
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Say what you want about Mark being cringe, he at least worked at Blizzard when they were putting out good games and good early wow stuff.
Final fantasy is so super casual compared to anything Wow was like back then, that really any feat in it is not even comparable. Its a dress up game for trannies.
 
Now he's gloating that he successfully found Grummz's FFXIV character. Typical Grummz Deranged Syndrome.
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Say what you will about how much of a cringy has-been Kern is nowadays, but at least he actually accomplished shit before he became twitter-brained. No matter what stupid shit Grummz says online or how many unfinished games he's too lazy to work on anymore sit in his basement, he's still already left behind a lot of stuff that brought a shitload of people some semblance of happiness. He left a mark on the industry and has an actual legacy in entertainment.

Literally all Dave has to show for himself in the last 20 years is a twitter addiction and a felony for vandalism.

I genuinely don't understand how there are thousands of people who see this chronic underachiever going full blown no-lifer and stalking a random ex-game dev to the point he tracked down his MMO character based off of years old livestream screenshots just so he could hate-fap to him for the 40th time that week and don't see it as obsessive and pathetic.

Who gives a shit if this 50 year old man only played an MMORPG for 300 hours before he talked about it after he flat out said he only plays it casually?

You defend games that you've literally never played one minute of (and also failed horribly because they were hot dogshit) just because the corporations that made them pretend to have the same politics as you.
 
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Who gives a shit if this 50 year old man only played an MMORPG for 300 hours before he talked about it after he flat out said he only plays it casually?
The claims he's made about it in an interview are false. (The mount that "dropped from a dungeon" was bought off the market board and there's no evidence that he actually ran the content that it can be bought in in the first place. He also bought an expensive minion from the market board.)

Time is subjective when in MMOs especially when you can just idle to artificially inflate your playtime. (e.g. gooning in the quicksands) He doesn't have the mount that's obtained by finishing 2.0's story but his playtime is over 5 times the average amount of time it takes for people to finish 2.0, if you assume that that's his only character.

You defend games that you've literally never played one minute
Grummz hasn't played Dawntrail, even if you assume that everyone in that FC is him he's only finished 6.0. They're both grifters.
 
The claims he's made about it in an interview are false. (The mount that "dropped from a dungeon" was bought off the market board and there's no evidence that he actually ran the content that it can be bought in in the first place. He also bought an expensive minion from the market board.)

Time is subjective when in MMOs especially when you can just idle to artificially inflate your playtime. (e.g. gooning in the quicksands) He doesn't have the mount that's obtained by finishing 2.0's story but his playtime is over 5 times the average amount of time it takes for people to finish 2.0, if you assume that that's his only character.
My dismissing the entire beef as stupid and irrelevant to begin with really wasn't intended as an invitation for the rundown on the ins and outs of Grummz's gamer sins, but since you took the time to respond I'll say thanks for the clarification.

You have to understand that from my perspective autistically spending hours scouring livestreams and old screenshots so you can track down a dudes MMO character and compare his playtimes to the average and check what gear he bought from the store because he said a mount was a drop instead of a market item during an interview looks genuinely fucking insane. Maybe I'm wrong and that's not a bizarre amount of time and effort to put into a random dude you feud with over twitter, but to me it looks like borderline-stalker shit.

They're both grifters.
That's my point.

The purpose of my little MATI spergout wasn't "EDaddy Grummz dindu nuffin leave him alone", it's that Grummz and Dave are literally the exact same flavor of annoying faggot, but Dave is also a giant loser with no life or accomplishments on top of that.
 
Maybe I'm wrong and that's not a bizarre amount of time and effort to put into a random dude you feud with over twitter, but to me it looks like borderline-stalker shit.
Regardless of whether it's actually military or not, everyone hates stolen valor. People who actually play the games can and will call out people who make false claims.
Also he bought 3 mounts from the cash shop and all of the Digital Collectors' editions, lol.
 
Do you think he makes his Grummz body pillow watch while he jerks off and cries in the closet?
 
You're not a hot Latina, Dave. You're a mentally near-40-year-old soy-mustache simp that's physically built like a wiener.
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You don't know "disgusting human being" when you look at yourself in a mirror. And do you have to bring up a dead horse that is GamerGate?
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Either he's being sarcastic, or he's acting like a cheerleading cuckold for DEI, Sweet Baby Inc, and wokeness, all mixed up in one shitty toilet bowl.
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Stalking Smash JT because his photo and his YASS KWEEN Alyssa Mercante is on one of his videos.
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Say what you will about how much of a cringy has-been Kern is nowadays, but at least he actually accomplished shit before he became twitter-brained. No matter what stupid shit Grummz says online or how many unfinished games he's too lazy to work on anymore sit in his basement, he's still already left behind a lot of stuff that brought a shitload of people some semblance of happiness. He left a mark on the industry and has an actual legacy in entertainment.

Literally all Dave has to show for himself in the last 20 years is a twitter addiction and a felony for vandalism.

I genuinely don't understand how there are thousands of people who see this chronic underachiever going full blown no-lifer and stalking a random ex-game dev to the point he tracked down his MMO character based off of years old livestream screenshots just so he could hate-fap to him for the 40th time that week and don't see it as obsessive and pathetic.

Who gives a shit if this 50 year old man only played an MMORPG for 300 hours before he talked about it after he flat out said he only plays it casually?

You defend games that you've literally never played one minute of (and also failed horribly because they were hot dogshit) just because the corporations that made them pretend to have the same politics as you.
Dave Rivera won't be gloating over Mark Kern's FFXIV character profile anymore after we found out he exposed his own FFXIV character profile. Just like how he doxxed himself, publicly. Introducing Dave Rivera's FFXIV character Juron Wyck, a female Hrothgar from Zalera (Crystal) and from the FC FROG!
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