DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

Fair, important distinction. It's still a little on the unhinged side.

Yeah I don't codone what he did either but I guess he just wanted to be infected with a dozen nasty sexually transmitted diseases from DSP's insane crackwhore sister in law.

 

[Iron Father]

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Lmao. Literally looks like he's sitting in a joystick-operated wheelchair.

Who needs Mobility Mary when you have Mobility Mouthdrooler?

 

[johnkimble123]

I am wondering how much wealth Phil would have if he had lived the exact same life (minus investing just a little more into home maintenance) of Doordash/Total Wine (not complete monk mode), but had simply put his WWE Champions money into not taking out high interest CC debt and investing any remainder at 8% (this is a modest expectation, last year the DOW was 13 and I cleared 17).

See the thing with Phil is money burns a hole in his pocket. If it wasn’t WWE Champions, it’s a different mobile game. Before that, it was buying statues and every collectors edition to put on a shelf and buying $1000 gaming quilts and boob paintings. And if he had more, you know he would legit DoorDash 2x a day every day.

So when you say a what if statement, you really have to take out all tard spending. In that case, Phil has made enough to pay off both houses easily, take more days off, etc. Like others said, Phil was clearing a quarter mil in the early 2010s. Also have to remember he’s about to be in his 30s by this time, there’s no excuse for being a degenerate.

But even taking out tard spending, he’s a moron. He managed to buy a condo in CT that is only just recently worth more than he paid in 2009. That says so much about how savvy he is financially than anything.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

He managed to buy a condo in CT that is only just recently worth more than he paid in 2009. That says so much about how savvy he is financially than anything.

Holy fuck, I didn't know such a thing was possible. It was not uncommon for properties purchased in '08 to not reclaim their value til '18 to '20, but a property purchased in '09 would have had optimal pricing. Given the property value boom of COVID because of interest rates and other factors, how the hell do you have higher property values in '09 than post '20? Genuinely, it seems that the only way this is possible is by way of severe and incredible interior damage, severe overpayment in '09 or some according to Hoyle reverse lottery situation.
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I'm going to try to ascertain what percent of his income* was discretionary and assume he spent exactly half his discretionary budget on stupid shit and didn't do CC debt. This is less than half his tard spending, because his tard spending was not just the entirety of his discretionary income, but the total of his discretionary income + the high levels of consumer debt he qualified for at that time. I'm gonna give him a lot of room for tard spending, but assume it is far less pronounced. Income will remain unchanged.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Holy fuck, I didn't know such a thing was possible. It was not uncommon for properties purchased in '08 to not reclaim their value til '18 to '20, but a property purchased in '09 would have had optimal pricing. Given the property value boom of COVID because of interest rates and other factors, how the hell do you have higher property values in '09 than post '20? Genuinely, it seems that the only way this is possible is by way of severe and incredible interior damage, severe overpayment in '09 or some according to Hoyle reverse lottery situation.

At one point he rented it out to his aunt but then she died. Afterwards he claimed (since he's a massive liar take it with a truckload of salt) that he couldn't get any property management firm to rent the CTKhando out for him because it was in a "high risk area." Given that Bridgeport is a massive shithole this tracks. I remember doing a bit of research on how crime-ridden both Bridgeport and Renton are and I can confirm that the khando he bought and lived in is now next to one of the shittiest ghettoes. His Renton situation is somewhat similar, the gated community is a few blocks away from the shittiest area in town but it's still in a gated community. A fun anecdote regarding the CTKhando situation is that he did manage to find someone to manage his property for him but that guy insisted that Phil first contact him on the phone, which Phil refused to do. As a consequence that property laid idle for several years, so I imagine the lack of any kind of maintenance brought down the value a whole lot.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

By that dumbass logic every single dude that ever gave her $20 or bit of meth to suck their dick is an unhinged detractor.

They didn't do it with the expressed purpose of irritating another man that they were obsessed with. They still made a stupid decision, but for different motives. That's all I'll say on that.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

triple P (instert meme here) says that in the wrestling show there will be a "grill phil" segment each week where he will grill him about his various scams, with that video being the first.

Really fucking sad that phil doesnt realize that friends are not supposed to do this, but he will keep taking it like a bullying victim because the posibility that the kino guys were never his actual friends might break him completely.
Its either being bullied and content farmed by them or be alone again, what a miserable life, coudnt have happened to a bettter person.

I dont know who this steven cambian guy is supposed to be, but you can clearly tell in that video that the kino guys like him, thats how an actual friend is treated phil, you are just the villages idiot

I’ve said it before, but Phil is the kid brother doing demeaning and stupid things in order to be part of his brother‘s group of friends. He’s not eating bugs yet, but this humiliation thing is pretty close.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Here's PPP pressuring Phil into admitting he lied about selling his WWE Champions account courtesy of Snort Hogan:

Phil was sweating bullets while fatty was calling him a liar to his face.

I gotta give it to this fat fuck PPP (I like to call him triple P) he's being cheeky about it but you can tell in that first half that he's kinda sick of phil lying right to his face lol.

Also fuck phil on this whole keeping the mythos aspect of it alive, this retard acting like he's actually got some kinda ulterior motive or agenda for why he does something and not just him coming up with the shittiest lies possible to deflect. "well yes I was downfromtherafters but not anymore I sold the account! but I did it super secret so you cant find any record of it honest!)

 

[Burl McMillan]

how much does that change the timeline where Phil has a modicum of financial discipline and savvy?

Thing is DSP is the ultimate cucksoomer and is pretty much built to give money to companies even in a world where WWEC didn't exist. He's someone who:

1. is gullible and actually believes corporate PR speak - The man believed wrestling is real until he was told by his former best friends it wasn't. He believes Triple P (that's what he likes to call him, Triple P) and notorious CP LIVESTREAMER Andy Warski are loyal friends because they shit on detractors and call him king. The man talks to automated chatbots. If it wasn't wrestling, it would've been any other consumer traps with a cool tagline or flashy presentation.
   
   
2. cannot discern quality - In his mind, expensive = good. This man needs to have every new console that comes out because surely slapping an additional couple letters like "X" or "PRO" and upping the price a couple hundred bucks more means it's better than the last one. Worse still is Phil is a gormless faggot with 0 sense for his supposed passions. "Wow the PS5 pro is so much better check it out, 60fps, 4k resolution". Most of his comments about new expensive thing are either literally the same as the other thing or completely invented.
   
   
3. mindlessly consumes - Recall when Phil had a bunch of video game statues or paintings. Why those figures? Why that art? Even today, why have art of Ninja Gaiden and Megaman behind you? Why buy a bunch of RGB shit? Phil has no fundamental answers for these questions, they don't fulfill him or have any sort of robust-style meaning, just a way to consume and consume.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Thing is DSP is the ultimate cucksoomer and is pretty much built to give money to companies even in a world where WWEC didn't exist. He's someone who:

1. is gullible and actually believes corporate PR speak - The man believed wrestling is real until he was told by his former best friends it wasn't. He believes Triple P (that's what he likes to call him, Triple P) and notorious CP LIVESTREAMER Andy Warski are loyal friends because they shit on detractors and call him king. The man talks to automated chatbots. If it wasn't wrestling, it would've been any other consumer traps with a cool tagline or flashy presentation.
   
   
2. cannot discern quality - In his mind, expensive = good. This man needs to have every new console that comes out because surely slapping an additional couple letters like "X" or "PRO" and upping the price a couple hundred bucks more means it's better than the last one. Worse still is Phil is a gormless faggot with 0 sense for his supposed passions. "Wow the PS5 pro is so much better check it out, 60fps, 4k resolution". Most of his comments about new expensive thing are either literally the same as the other thing or completely invented.
   
   
3. mindlessly consumes - Recall when Phil had a bunch of video game statues or paintings. Why those figures? Why that art? Even today, why have art of Ninja Gaiden and Megaman behind you? Why buy a bunch of RGB shit? Phil has no fundamental answers for these questions, they don't fulfill him or have any sort of robust-style meaning, just a way to consume and consume.

Thank you, I'm just gathering info to ascertain two alternate timelines that admittedly would run absolutely contrary to who DSP IS.

1) In the real timeline, Phil spent 100% of his discretionary income AND every last cent he could borrow from a high interest lender. I am running a timeline where he spends exactly half his discretionary income on stupid shit and invests exactly half at a modest 8% APR. He does no high interest borrowing in this time line. He still tard spends, but to a much smaller degree.

2) He does every other kind of tard purchase he otherwise made in reality, but he plays no gatcha games at any point and every gatcha dollar is firstly used to erase his massive cc debt and then any remainder is invested at 8% APR. I was initially just going to erase his WWEC purchases, but recently learned that he dropped major sums on OTHER gatcha games. He does not redirect his gatcha purchases into other tard purchases.

I am fully aware these are fantasy scenarios, as Phil will spend every last cent he can acquire, but I am still doing this out of personal interest.

Added in edit: There is a record of Phil's 2008 purchase but no record of any sale at any point. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3699-Broadbridge-Ave-UNIT-301-Stratford-CT-06614/58831869_zpid/
Did I use the wrong CT dox?

 

[johnkimble123]

Added in edit: There is a record of Phil's 2008 purchase but no record of any sale at any point. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3699-Broadbridge-Ave-UNIT-301-Stratford-CT-06614/58831869_zpid/
Did I use the wrong CT dox?

3699 Broadbridge Ave UNIT 107, Stratford, CT 06614 | Zillow

Zillow has 23 photos of this $64403 1 bed, 1.0 bath, 600 sqft single family home located at 3699 Broadbridge Ave UNIT 107 built in 1981. MLS #.

www.zillow.com

- you had the right community, wrong unit, based on bankruptcy. And Phil (since we know you read this), bankruptcy forms are public documents not a dox bud.

I don't even remember 2017 like that but it looks like it was listed for sale then removed, so that might have been when gout aunt moved in (or died?)

But if you look at any other units in that area, pretty sure Phil paid the most ($131k) and not even for a premium unit, he was 1st floor. Last sold in 2022 for $92k, so still almost 25% less than what he paid for 15 years ago. It takes skill finding depreciating residential real estate like that.

Also funny, those must be shit hole condos because even though the area isn't necessary ideal, everything around it is worth 3x-4x what those units are.

That's why Phil is so interesting in the big picture... all his pig luck has only managed to get him to where he is now. If he was a little less lucky (doesn't hit Youtube before actually talented people, files for bankruptcy at any time other than the beginning of the pandemic), he's homeless.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

3699 Broadbridge Ave UNIT 107, Stratford, CT 06614 | Zillow

Zillow has 23 photos of this $64403 1 bed, 1.0 bath, 600 sqft single family home located at 3699 Broadbridge Ave UNIT 107 built in 1981. MLS #.

www.zillow.com

- you had the right community, wrong unit, based on bankruptcy. And Phil (since we know you read this), bankruptcy forms are public documents not a dox bud.

I don't even remember 2017 like that but it looks like it was listed for sale then removed, so that might have been when gout aunt moved in (or died?)

But if you look at any other units in that area, pretty sure Phil paid the most ($131k) and not even for a premium unit, he was 1st floor. Last sold in 2022 for $92k, so still almost 25% less than what he paid for 15 years ago. It takes skill finding depreciating residential real estate like that.

Also funny, those must be shit hole condos because even though the area isn't necessary ideal, everything around it is worth 3x-4x what those units are.

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That's why Phil is so interesting in the big picture... all his pig luck has only managed to get him to where he is now. If he was a little less lucky (doesn't hit Youtube before actually talented people, files for bankruptcy at any time other than the beginning of the pandemic), he's homeless.

Note that the property assessment dropped 44.7% in 2015. That applies to the 301 unit too, so it isn't a Phil specific thing. That building has HOA fees of almost 600 (589) albeit with very low insurance and tax rates. One factor that could explain the incredible devaluation would be if those HOAs went up significantly since 2009. The 107 unit and the inadvertently pulled 301 unit have similar phenomenon. I suspect the condo was in significant disrepair when Phil moved to WA and got much worse while he was paying on both places without a tenant. If he had a tenant of any kind, which his aunt would constitute, we can assume that it was at least up to code at date of tenant move-in. But it seems that the whole building underwent significant devaluation and it wasn't localized to Phil's unit specifically. It seriously does take skill to purchase something right in the wake of the housing crash and not have that value recouped until what appears to be '24, possibly '23. It was my previous impression that Phil sold after about a year of making payments on both properties, but it appears he kept it unoccupied until his aunt moved in for a time and ended up selling in '22 for a huge loss. As far as I know, bankruptcy only protects a primary residence and this should have been liquidated in the '20/'21 bankruptcy, unless the bankruptcy proceedings actually took that long or if the house was registered to a business. Wacky, wild stuff.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

mindlessly consumes - Recall when Phil had a bunch of video game statues or paintings. Why those figures?

This is one of those little things I have always wondered. He bought massive expensive statues of things like the Tank from Left 4 Dead or the Heavy from TF2, but why? He didn't particularly like or care about those games. I understand buying these things if you have the money/space and you are really big fan of it. Why did he though when he so obviously didn't care about almost any of those things when he got them? Was it purely to show he is a gamer? Like a proto version of putting the PS5 box behind him to show he is a cool gamer man? I just find it really odd.

I think he's just an alien trying to blend into a group he identifies with, but I just can't help find some of those especially strange. He really has no personality at all besides being a liar/dumb asshole.

Actually that's one other thing I find so alien about him. Going by his words he doesn't really like music, doesn't watch movies, doesn't watch TV, didn't watch wrestling for many years until 2 days ago, only games on stream, has little interaction with his soul maid, leaves his house once a week purely for errands, has no friends, no other identifiable hobbies aside from Champions which he still calls a dumb little time waster(he claims he has no time to do anything but work so why participate in a dumb time waster). He has absolutely zero interest in anything in the entire world beyond drinking and spending every dime on a mobile game just to cope with his sad life. I just can't imagine living without having something you are working towards or like doing in your spare time. Just a completely empty and incurious person who lives to beg to feed his coping mechanisms. Fascinating stuff.

 

[johnkimble123]

It was my previous impression that Phil sold after about a year of making payments on both properties, but it appears he kept it unoccupied until his aunt moved in for a time and ended up selling in '22 for a huge loss. As far as I know, bankruptcy only protects a primary residence and this should have been liquidated in the '20/'21 bankruptcy, unless the bankruptcy proceedings actually took that long or if the house was registered to a business. Wacky, wild stuff.

That isn't Phil selling that's the bank. The $105k he still had left on it was discharged with the bankruptcy and the bank took back ownership.

Also... a good lesson with Phil, if it makes sense, Phil did not do it. In this case, he moved cross country 5 years into a (likely) 30 year mortgage with no actual plan on what to do with that place.

 

[dent_whisperer]

If he was a little less lucky (doesn't hit Youtube before actually talented people, files for bankruptcy at any time other than the beginning of the pandemic), he's homeless.

The early youtube money went to his head and convinced him he didn't need to actually grow up. If YT never happened Phil would still be retarded but not nearly as aggressive with it and would be working a 9 to 5. He'd neck himself before he joined the niggers shooting up at Burger King.

 

[Lady Adjani]

why? He didn't particularly like or care about those games.

He's the ultimate consumer, truly.

Keep in mind this is a person that had mountains of dvds / blurays that he never watched AND bought duplicates (dumb shit too, he had the entire Shrek collection on BR) , yoga mats, cringe-y gaymer pictures and merch, plus I think there was a super expensive coffee machine and hair comb in there as well, just to name a few examples.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

That isn't Phil selling that's the bank. The $105k he still had left on it was discharged with the bankruptcy and the bank took back ownership.

Also... a good lesson with Phil, if it makes sense, Phil did not do it. In this case, he moved cross country 5 years into a (likely) 30 year mortgage with no actual plan on what to do with that place.

I truly and genuinely theorize that Phil viewed his property value like a stock at the time he moved in 2014/2015. Because the sale value of the condo was so bad when he moved to WA, he must have seen abandoning it as the same of cutting your losses on a stock that massively devalued. This is obviously an incredibly poor analysis, but seems like one Phil would make. Much like a lot of the sub prime borrowers of 2008, he correctly noted that he would have had to take a massive financial loss to close a sale and just let the bank reclaim the asset while getting the remaining debt discharged. I'd give him a few points of credit for this, but he shot himself in the foot by paying 5 years of mortgage payments, HOA fees, taxes and homeowner's insurance with minimal revenue from periodic residency. If he was going to default anyways, it would have made sense to start defaulting immediately and applying for bankruptcy at that time to keep it from being a default/foreclosure. Admittedly, the options aren't great when your property so radically devalued from the point you purchased, but yikes, just yikes.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He's the ultimate consumer, truly.

Keep in mind this is a person that had mountains of dvds / blurays that he never watched AND bought duplicates (dumb shit too, he had the entire Shrek collection on BR) , yoga mats, cringe-y gaymer pictures and merch, plus I think there was a super expensive coffee machine and hair comb in there as well, just to name a few examples.

I think he bought a trash can that was like $300 or something crazy like that. Dude spends money like how you're supposed to spend resources in an RTS game.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

"damn, Triple P (This joke is old) said my detractors are unhinged and he feels bad for me, what a good friend"
- Phil's one and only takeaway from last nights casino stream

 

[SupremeVictory]

That's why its so laughable tbh. He had all sorts of issues selling statues or anything on Ebay and that is like the easiest place to do this sort of transaction. The places you would sell a WWE Champions account are all based on rep or trust with no protections in place.

The only place he could've done it that wasn't checked by people would be some private suspect as fuck discord where I have many doubts he would ever go on to get pennies on the dollar at best. The public places all keep listings and no account matching what he has power wise was sold and the ones that were sold were legit 1/100th of what was spent on them.

Another thing to keep in mind is that these accounts never sale for their in-game value. You may get a fraction of what you put into the game, but it will never be the actual amount you poured into it. We know that DSP spent at a minimum of $40k on WWEC. If he ever did decides to trade his account away, he is going to be in for a surprise that it is not worth what he paid in pulls.