Canada is a failed state

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Some quality international coverage of Trudy's kinda-sorta resignation:

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Justin Trudeau resign as Canada prime minister​

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau don resign im position on Monday 6 January.
Trudeau announce im resignation for one press conference.
E reveal say im bin make im decision to resign afta long tok-tok wit im family and say na just last night im tell im pikin say e go resign.
Di former prime minister go also step down as Liberal leader.
Many Liberal members of parliament wey don dey worry about di different negative results for polls bin tell Trudeau for public say make im resign.

Calls to resign grow​

Trudeau become Liberal leader for 2013 wen di party bin dey inside big gbege wey land am for number three position for di House of Commons for di first time.
As im don resign, e go lead to fresh calls for quick election to maintain stable goment wey go fit deal wit di president-elect Donald Trump goment for di next four years.
Trudeau bin ansa questions from press say becos of "internal gbas-gbos", e no fit be di leader of di Liberals enta di next elections.
Tori be say di prime minister don discuss wit Finance Minister Dominic LeBlanc weda im go wan become interim leader and prime minister. But di newspaper say dis plan no go work if LeBlanc wan run for di leadership position.
Trudeau, 53, bin manage silence Liberal MPs worry about bad polls and di safe seats wey dem lose for two special elections.
But calls for am to step aside don grow since December wen im bin try to demote Finance Minister Chrystia Freeland, one of im closest cabinet allies, afta she push back against im proposals for more spending.
Freeland resign instead, kon write letter wey accuse Trudeau of "political gimmicks" instead of to focus on wetin dey best for di kontri.
Trudeau say e bin really hope say im long term ally Freeland go continue as finance minister and deputy prime minister but "she choose anoda way".
But e no gree tok wetin happun wey cause Freeland to resign weeks ago.
"I no be pesin wey like to dey tok private mata come outside," e tok.
Trudeau lead Liberals to power for 2015 wit promise of "sunny ways" and progressive agenda wey go promote right of women plus fight climate change.
But dis no come be di case sake of many different reasons like di Covid pandemic, high cost of living plus immigration policy wey lead to hundreds of thousands of arrivals.
Bifor Trudeau end im press conference, e tok say im hope na say di temperature for Canadian politics go come down so dat dem go fit focus on wetin dey important

Wetin go happun next?​

So wetin go be di next tin wey go happun afta di Trudeau announcement wey im just drop so?
Justin Trudeau don reveal say di reset wey im dey find for di Canadian politics go happun in two parts.
Dem be di prorogation of di parliament till late March and Trudeau resignation wey im believe say go "reduce di level of polarisation for politics".
Di prorogation of di parliament mean say all proceedings, debates and votes for di house dey suspended till March.

 

[BulkForceFive]

Where does Pollieve stand as far as Hoholistan ("Ukraine") is concerned?

It doesn't matter. We don't have a big defense industry that produces things to send to Ukraine. Everyone (globally) is waiting for America to shut off the tap so they can say 'oh well, nothing can be done, not our decision' and pull support too.

 

['Ole Dente]

America should not absolve Canada. That's a dumb idea.

We would never do that, anyway. It would be like telling an American that the British are ready to absolve them again back into the fold, like.....no, fuck you nigger, tea's in the harbor take another look.

In terms of an annexation or anything like that it's also not possible, but you'd think Americans would've got that point by now after losing the Vietnam War and pulling out of Iraq and Afghanistan. They've had pretty close to a century of catastrophic military fuck ups occupying countries where the citizens hate them and don't want them there. Annexation is a good way to get people killed for another 20 years and it'll end with the American military removing themselves with a peace accord that'll make sure you suck our dicks for the next 100 years in reparations.

It's all retarded anyway because I like my neighbors. The Americans are fine, they're a little retarded but whatever man, they're nice.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

We would never do that, anyway. It would be like telling an American that the British are ready to absolve them again back into the fold, like.....no, fuck you nigger, tea's in the harbor take another look.

In terms of an annexation or anything like that it's also not possible, but you'd think Americans would've got that point by now after losing the Vietnam War and pulling out of Iraq and Afghanistan. They've had pretty close to a century of catastrophic military fuck ups occupying countries where the citizens hate them and don't want them there. Annexation is a good way to get people killed for another 20 years and it'll end with the American military removing themselves with a peace accord that'll make sure you suck our dicks for the next 100 years in reparations.

It's all retarded anyway because I like my neighbors. The Americans are fine, they're a little retarded but whatever man, they're nice.

Except the majority of Canadians would be in favour of becoming part of America. Especially since Canadian Corporations (Oligopolies') rape the fuck out of Canadians. Any Nationalists on the Right would collaborate with the Americans.

My nation is White Canadians of European descent, not whatever corrupt oligarch rules from Toronto, Montreal or Ottawa.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

If Trump were to do it, it wouldn't look like Vietnam. More like Crimea.

Or Trump can wait for the Canadian economy to implode, then make an offer. People will be more receptive then.

Consider that Americans can't afford to have a failed state full of sandnigger terrorists and Chinese spies right across the border from them if shit gets spicy with China. Better start taking this seriously, leaf bros.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

For Candians and Americans who plan to move to Mexico because they disagree with their government. Avoid Mazatlan and Culiacan (and the rest of Sinaloa) like the Plague. Gang violence is widespread there right now.

If Trump were to do it, it wouldn't look like Vietnam. More like Crimea.

Or Trump can wait for the Canadian economy to implode, then make an offer. People will be more receptive then.

Consider that Americans can't afford to have a failed state full of sandnigger terrorists and Chinese spies right across the border from them if shit gets spicy with China. Better start taking this seriously, leaf bros.

I plan to go back to Canada on March 28. Considering I nearly got killed in Puerto Vallarta a few days ago. What decision should I make.

 

['Ole Dente]

Any Nationalists on the Right would collaborate with the Americans.

Really? You wouldn’t have any inherent pride for your country or your countrymen, enough to want to repel an invading force?

Fuck. Maybe we should be kicking out some white people as well as some pajeets.

 

[spurggist]

Well boys, what are we to do when the americans come to bend us over a barrel.

 

[Brutality]

Really? You wouldn’t have any inherent pride for your country or your countrymen, enough to want to repel an invading force?

Fuck. Maybe we should be kicking out some white people as well as some pajeets.

Any National pride I and many others had died when trudeau went full dictator and seized people's bank accounts for peacefully protesting.

 

[King Metalia]

Well boys, what are we to do when the americans come to bend us over a barrel.

I'll be selling out my countryman like any good traitor.

 

['Ole Dente]

Any National pride I and many others had died when trudeau went full dictator and seized people's bank accounts for peacefully protesting.

You know where the border is, man.

 

[Brutality]

You know where the border is, man.

There ain't gonna be a border for much longer by the sounds of it

 

[BulkForceFive]

Really? You wouldn’t have any inherent pride for your country or your countrymen, enough to want to repel an invading force?

Fuck. Maybe we should be kicking out some white people as well as some pajeets.

Just finding out now how dumb Canadians are, eh? This is how we got Trudeau for all this time!

"O ya eh things'll be so much better when America runs us, they definitely won't make us Cold Puerto Rico no sirr!"

 

[DiscoRodeo]

We would never do that, anyway. It would be like telling an American that the British are ready to absolve them again back into the fold, like.....no, fuck you nigger, tea's in the harbor take another look.

Brvh the Canadian electorate have already embraced 'we are the worlds first post-national nation', erased our history (literally removing SJAM because of how racist he was, apparently), and sold our country to the highest bidder (the Chinese) and now the lowest bidder (the Indians).
There's actually very little difference between whats already happened and 'were going to have an economic union with the US'.

If this is what upsets you, you havn't actually been watching whats been happening over the past decade and still don't get it.

America actually has a nationalism to cling to and a country that cares for them, Canada- don't make me laugh.

it'll end with the American military removing themselves with a peace accord that'll make sure you suck our dicks for the next 100 years in reparations.

You think the nation that has allowed Indian men to sexually assault Canadian women in the streets to the point that they don't even go out on new years anymore, that celebrates confiscating guns, that has euthanasia as the 12th largest cause of death, that has allowed crazed TRAs to mutilate kids carte blanche over the past half decade quite passively, that froze people bank accounts for honking their horns too loudly and reeeeeeee'd over the trauma that that apparently caused

is going to 'vietnam war!' the USA?

Really? You wouldn’t have any inherent pride for your country or your countrymen, enough to want to repel an invading force?

I see myself as having much more in common with Americans, than I do with Indians, Chinese, Troons, and liberals, unironically.

 

[YautjaWeeb]

You think the nation that has allowed Indian men to sexually assault Canadian women in the streets to the point that they don't even go out on new years anymore, that celebrates confiscating guns, that has euthanasia as the 12th largest cause of death, that has allowed crazed TRAs to mutilate kids carte blanche over the past half decade quite passively, that froze people bank accounts for honking their horns too loudly and reeeeeeee'd over the trauma that that apparently caused

is going to 'vietnam war!' the USA?

In terms of online shitposting it would become a veritable Tet Offensive.

 

[gobbos]

Really? You wouldn’t have any inherent pride for your country or your countrymen, enough to want to repel an invading force?

I think there is a pragmatic element that sees annexation as beneficial for Canadians rather than continuing the current system which has only been fucking them over with oligopolies and shitty leadership. At least in America, they will have a say in who gets to lead the country rather than which fuckwit they'll send to Ottawa to forget about them. America will say no to uppity frenchmen, uppity natives, and others who rule Canada with an iron fist, whereas the overton window in an independent Canada will only shift further left, regardless of Trudeau's shitty leadership or Pierre's attempt at bringing back common sense. With annexation, Trump gets his "hard-workers", and ideally, the concentration of Indians frees Canada from insufferable levels as more of them flee the cold weather.

That being said, a lot of what has motivated pro-annexation sentiment is simply sucking off Donald Trump. Canada as a whole, pragmatically, cannot be the 51st state, there will have to be a division in the provinces and the voting rights of the territories will have to be revoked due to low population and existing effective governing models. But the prevailing '51st state' rhetoric only inhibits its growth due to it not seeming pragmatic.

Sometimes loving your country means playing the game of realpolitik and swallowing some pride to survive. Canada as a post-national state will only circle the drain with independence and could not defend itself, and by extension the continent from a hypothetical military invasion and CCP espionage.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

It's not like Canada is a real country as it is right now anyway. All your shit still belongs to the Crown, leaf bros. The King of England can just come in and start shoving you around at any time because y'all have no guns.

Don't you want to be the new Texas?

 

[BeetleBug242]

I'm blackpilled. The 7 million jeets in this country sure as fuck aren't leaving, so nothing will get better. It's just set dressing for the brown tide to flow over.

Urm actually the official numbers were six million, bigot!

 

[Hokuriku]

"O ya eh things'll be so much better when America runs us, they definitely won't make us Cold Puerto Rico no sirr!"

Yes, because 'Cold Puerto Rico' would be an improvement.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

because y'all have no guns

This myth is still pretty funny. And to be frank, I'm glad we do have small places in the country where you don't really have to worry about getting shot during a mugging/robbery/gang war.

This country has lots of guns. We're right next to the US, after all.