WhatifAltHist / Rudyard Lynch - History youtuber, galaxy brained, no credentials and no sex

[Jaws Of Hell]

It amazes me how people in this thread just know all this lire behind the demographics of Texas in relation to German and Celt ancestry and even land inheritance practices if the fucking Irish.

Who just knows all that? I know some high school history and don't read, yet I don't pontificate om youtube like Rudy does. It mesmerized me how he can be so sure of his bullshit and I just knew he had to be fucked in the head and high in his own farts.

Seems like most people here are historians or history nerds.

I’m shocked at how many people who alog Rudyard couldn’t see that the signs of his schizo breakdown were there:

-On his podcast History102, he’s admitted on several episodes he uses kratom to Erik Torenberg, his cohost
-He’s made videos about the CIA “finding” the spirit realm in MK Ultra
-His incel revolution video (LMAO)
-His insane schizoid claims about civil waaar (akin to Tim Pool levels)
-his admission (in passing) of using substances and keen interest in religion

I'm more shocked that his fans can't see that. From what I understand he even has other history YouTubers camping for his schizobabble and uninformed, outdated opinions.

he, in fact, is not a self made genius consulting with CEOs of companies in many industries

KEK this is what I'm talking about, who believes all this bullshit? So he's been a lying liar who lies since the beginning of his career? He's at the very least an embellisher, as in he had a conversation or two with someone mildly important and decided to paint it as "consulting".

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

It amazes me how people in this thread just know all this lire behind the demographics of Texas in relation to German and Celt ancestry and even land inheritance practices if the fucking Irish.

Who just knows all that? I know some high school history and don't read, yet I don't pontificate om youtube like Rudy does. It mesmerized me how he can be so sure of his bullshit and I just knew he had to be fucked in the head and high in his own farts.

It's autism, but I also did think that Texas German was rather known to people.

Seems like most people here are historians or history nerds.

It's a combination of those, learning Texas history in school, and just visiting the area. Most of the cities in Rudy's living area are founded and filled by proud descendants from German and Czech immigrants in the 1800s.

Texans have the same New Yorker esque love of their heritage. Everyone will just say they're Texan, but will also expand on their ancestors if asked. I dunno if Austin itself has a Celtic origin of some sort, I try to stay far away from that horrible place, but every place around Austin is like 80% German or Mexican.

Wurstfest, a giant Oktoberfest event, happens yearly and it's literally a drive away from Rudy. You will find as much beer and sausage as you will tacos and BBQ.

 

[waffle]

I thought one of the things Germans immigrants were know for were their weirdly persistent enclave presence all over Latin America? If anything the Scotts-Irish were the later commers to Texas, as the Niggers of White People we are always looking to for interesting new places to settle and fight new people and not pay our old bills. The Mexican government just wanted to use them as a buffer against the Comanches, but they ended up being better at fighting and not paying bills than expected.

 

[Computer God Autism]

Seems like most people here are historians or history nerds.

It would not surprise me that if a good amount of the regular posters here, like Rudyard, went to school for history, and unlike him didn't flunk out.

It's a combination of those, learning Texas history in school, and just visiting the area. Most of the cities in Rudy's living area are founded and filled by proud descendants from German and Czech immigrants in the 1800s.

Rudyard's obsession with his ancestry and researching the ethnography of America makes me think he's overcompensating for likely not knowing his own familial history well, let alone the ethnic history of Texas. Being of Texian German stock, I know about both enough to call Rudyard a cultural tranny.

 

[Mister Fister]

Next video: Why datura maxxing is the future.

 

[Computer God Autism]

I thought one of the things Germans immigrants were know for were their weirdly persistent enclave presence all over Latin America? If anything the Scotts-Irish were the later commers to Texas, as the Niggers of White People we are always looking to for interesting new places to settle and fight new people and not pay our old bills. The Mexican government just wanted to use them as a buffer against the Comanches, but they ended up being better at fighting and not paying bills than expected.

The original 300 families that got the empresarios and the formed the republic were mostly drawn from the the gulf states and Virginia - the most notable exception was Stephen Austin himself, whose family was from New England (though he was also born in VA) - meaning they typically had some Ulster Scots extraction or were plain Anglo. The Germans didn't start coming in significant numbers into the state until the 40s.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

Next video: Why datura maxxing is the future.

I hope he announces when he is gonna experiment with datura. Pretty sure those devil seeds would get Odin to declare war on a unsuspecting Walmart to save Texas from the German menace.

 

[waffle]

The original 300 families that got the empresarios and the formed the republic were mostly drawn from the the gulf states and Virginia - the most notable exception was Stephen Austin himself, whose family was from New England (though he was also born in VA) - meaning they typically had some Ulster Scots extraction or were plain Anglo. The Germans didn't start coming in significant numbers into the state until the 40s.

Yeah, I looked it up, I thought there were more Germans in West Texas pre- Empresarios and the republic but there were only a few. It looks like almost all the Germans who came in the 1830's went to Mexico City and came North after having been in Mexico for a while or just straight from Germany but later.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

I need to stop being a phone fag for a change so I can upload some clips. I feel like clipping all the insanity would take an actual work day or two. It's basically every minute he says something new that is more batshit than the last thing. Everything in this post after this little intro is a sampling of things Rudy got into during his most manic just so it's in text somewhere:

The later half of Season 3 is just him literally through his teeth seething at society because Odin convinced him that he was raped as a child to be prepared to one day save the west. He knows in his heart billions must die, but Odin is making him save us. He sends away the peons from his audience and then declares his seething undying rage at us, society, his new wife. See, midwit, Odin set him up in a arranged marriage with human society where now he, Rudyard Lynch, must be the good husband who protects us. Much like Christ for the church, before you get excited, he actually doesn't compare himself to Christ directly, but same ritual sacrifice idea. Rudy is the spotless lamb sacrificed under the celing fan for the sins of the incels.

He treats himself as a chosen one protagonist in a anime essentially, and a very brooding one, and most of Season 3 (after Odin leaves) is basically his diary where we find out the real motivations behind Rudy. He laments that society is designed to torment him, he laments that the world mocks him while he is their savior, he laments that he, a very capable zoomer (with no real job or work history), has no opportunities to marry or be successful (no mention of the insta thots or 300k job here) but guys it's definitely not sex, he has lots of sex, and he's not autistic. When his critics say he's autistic he can't help but laugh because his dad is autistic, silly, not him.

He then laments "being a kid, only a teenager" who has to deal with suffering only he can know. I don't know if this is Odin deeming him some sort of spiritual teenager, or if it was some sort of acknowledgement of his own arrested development.

There is also a good portion of this one that is Odin telling us his plans, how Yahweh approves (which makes Rudy not a heretic), and just how much we as people owe Rudy for all he went through. Your life might suck, wagie, but you can go to sleep at night knowing Rudyard Lynch saved you by finger blasting his sister. Odin then tells us not to fear the devil because the devil is nowhere near as evil as Rudy's mom and if Rudy can survive his mom you can survive 8 hours in the wage cage.

And lastly of note for now, my favorite part so I'm gonna direct quote it:

"I'm gonna need some more kratom and maybe some CBD" - Rudyard Lynch, 2024

Followed by him taking big gulps of kratom. I would like to note this was like 2 minutes before the seething intese rage at the world diary entry segment.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

Oh man I forgot one little thing that was REALLY crazy.

At one point he talks about he often can't sleep because he can hear everything. The world is apparently maddening with all the engine noises because Odin showed him that oil is crushed dead souls of the past and the roar of motors is the cries of the damned and he full on grabs his head like a asylum patient and goes "I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU PEOPLE DEAL WITH IT?!"

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

Oh man I forgot one little thing that was REALLY crazy.

At one point he talks about he often can't sleep because he can hear everything. The world is apparently maddening with all the engine noises because Odin showed him that oil is crushed dead souls of the past and the roar of motors is the cries of the damned and he full on grabs his head like a asylum patient and goes "I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU PEOPLE DEAL WITH IT?!"

Idk out of everything that’s a pretty reasonable reaction to being in a major city lmao

 

[Intestinal Distress]

who the fuck wears a leather belt with a bathrobe?

I have, mostly because I'm a fuckin idiot. Some robes don't have belt loops on them so dumbfucks like myself see the robe wrapped in a cloth belt and assume that's just packaging. I don't have spools of yarn or anything to fashion a makeshift belt so the only option left is a leather belt.

 

[FightenGnome]

He knows in his heart billions must die, but Odin is making him save us. He sends away the peons from his audience and then declares his seething undying rage at us, society, his new wife. See, midwit, Odin set him up in a arranged marriage with human society where now he, Rudyard Lynch, must be the good husband who protects us.

Just because he has a semi-successful youtube channel, he feels like he's in a position to "save society". FFS. I get it slightly, all young people believe they can achieve great things and overcome any challenges, but a Zoomer like Rudyard who has access to the internet and seen the failure of better men than him try should know how ridiculous it sounds. It's not that no one has stood up and it rests on his shoulders to make a change, it's that society at this point is incapable of change or at least from change of someone speaking truth to power.

Hell it doesn't even make sense from his style of videos. He's not some figure who hangs out with chat and builds a parasocial community. Hell he doesn't even attempt this. He just goes to minor youtuber celebrity events dressed in a fedora and thinks he's hot shit who has an army of fans and well known across the world.

What is it with Zoomers and having a youtube channel that makes them think they're gods?

He laments that society is designed to torment him, he laments that the world mocks him while he is their savior, he laments that he, a very capable zoomer (with no real job or work history), has no opportunities to marry or be successful (no mention of the insta thots or 300k job here) but guys it's definitely not sex, he has lots of sex, and he's not autistic.

It's funny how adamant he is about having a successful sex life while also admitting he's a gooner who needs to save society so men will be able to have sex again. This is a classic case of "Hot Stacys won't date me so now society needs a revolution".

He then laments "being a kid, only a teenager" who has to deal with suffering only he can know. I don't know if this is Odin deeming him some sort of spiritual teenager, or if it was some sort of acknowledgement of his own arrested development.

There are a lot of online Zoomers who seem to be struggling with aging. They created a worldview that catered to people their age and how hip and up and coming it was going to be, only to now find out that it has come and went and now it's time to put on the hard hat and get to work on that 9-5 and grow up.

Rudyard retreating into mental adolescence doesn't surprise me, Nick Fuentes basically has done that. I think the convenience of being able to work a youtube channel for money coupled with low pay relative to living expenses for real world entry level jobs have stunted so many terminally online guys his age.

Odin then tells us not to fear the devil because the devil is nowhere near as evil as Rudy's mom and if Rudy can survive his mom you can survive 8 hours in the wage cage.

Many such begging cases on Kiwi farms, cementing himself as a true lolcow.

"I'm gonna need some more kratom and maybe some CBD" - Rudyard Lynch, 2024

The 2020's are a dark age. When I was Rudyard's age, the drugs of choice for so many people was alcohol and weed. Now Zoomers are taking Kratom and Galaxy Gas and chasing it with CBD oil. If I have a kid I'm going to raise him/her among the Amish. God knows what the world is going to be like 15 years from now.

 

[Rimanah]

At one point he talks about he often can't sleep because he can hear everything. The world is apparently maddening with all the engine noises because Odin showed him that oil is crushed dead souls of the past and the roar of motors is the cries of the damned and he full on grabs his head like a asylum patient and goes "I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU PEOPLE DEAL WITH IT?!"

He’s not autistic btw.
Please ignore that this is practically textbook sensory overload.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

I have

You absolute fucking buffoon.

 

[tato fairy]

who the fuck wears a leather belt with a bathrobe?

"priest class"/wizards/@Intestinal Distress apparently

 

[CervixHammer]

, just getting to the part where he gave Odin a list of girls he's jacked off to, but

I take CBD every single day, however the CBD doesn't really get me high. I've recorded parts of this on CBD.

Uh, no shit, Rudy? It's CBD. Hey guess what, I just drank a cup of coffee and I don't even see the Hatman. Aren't you impressed?

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

, just getting to the part where he gave Odin a list of girls he's jacked off to, but

Uh, no shit, Rudy? It's CBD. Hey guess what, I just drank a cup of coffee and I don't even see the Hatman. Aren't you impressed?

Rudy is 100% the dude who got handed a non-alcoholic beer and started acting drunk once lol.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Bro is back to regularly scheduled programing like nothing ever happened and finally covering a topic several people in his audience request every time he makes a community post. I should have watched it at work, but I didn't want to.

 

[Rimanah]

Bro is back to regularly scheduled programing like nothing ever happened and finally covering a topic several people in his audience request every time he makes a community post. I should have watched it at work, but I didn't want to.

Not even 3 minutes in and he’s already making his normal historical blunders. He claims Jews invented monotheism, and then his co-host raises and then curtly brushes aside Hindu/Vedic claims to that.
No mention made of Atenism or Zoroastrianism, nor any other earlier monotheistic or quasi-monotheistic religions. Just “Jews invented monotheism, simple as.”
Good to see that communing with Odin and Yahweh and co. hasn’t made Rudyard any better of a historian.

Note: this isn’t to say that it’s wrong to attribute major developments in monotheism to Jews, but claiming they’re the first peoples to have it without any room for debate vastly oversimplifies the historical record.

EDIT: lmao. Right around the 10 minute mark he starts going on about civilizational cycles and then we get “we’re in the cycle that began with romes fall and is ending with the mouse utopia!” Before ranting about leftism and the JQ.
Schizo sisters we are so back