Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss Thread - Now a Griefing Thread

[Dr. Butt]

Might have to go with Null for Pride. The line where Principled becomes Proud is the most dangerous place to tread, after all.

 

[ssaneenah]

Off-topic, but apparently Viv’s cartoons are so irrelevant that it took 73 posts for someone to bring them up in the safe-edgy hate thread.

 

[The best and greatest]

Chris Chan - Pride
Andrew Ditch - Sloth
DSP - Greed
Wings of Redemption - Wraith

Wings of Redemption - Acedia

 

[Re(Runner)48]

Greed - DSP
Gluttony - FoodieBeauty/Amberlynn
Lust - Anisa
Wrath - Gunt/ShannyforChrist
Pride - Viv
Envy - Cyraxx
Sloth - Gothic King Cobra (I've seen this dude leave his food out so long bugs get in it, and he STILL eats it)

 

[The Lawgiver]

“Gay sex melodrama sad times” was the exact reason I dropped Homestuck. I’ve already got everything I needed from the first few chapters so I could get all the references in image board dumps by the time I’ve reached the comic’s Homosuck phase.

"first few chapters"
So like everything that isn't act 6 then got it.

Lucifer,

you mean
THE LIGHTBRINGER!!!!!!!

 

[Re(Runner)48]

I take it back Shmorky for Lust unironically. I would love him as asmodeous with his shrill voice taking to Fizz

 

[Welf Welf]

Greed - Bossman
Gluttony - Rekaita
Lust - ???
Wrath - ???
Pride - ???
Envy - ???
Sloth - ???
Other farmers can decide who would be best in the Kiwiverse Hellaverse.

Patrick S. Tomlinson should replace Lucifer as lord of hell, because he embodies all sins with equal enormity .
And tell me he doesn't have the voice of a Vivzie character (feminine and gay):

I recently saw some more of Helluva Boss (unfortunately) and was taken aback at how effeminate and dramatic Stolas and the blue bird guy (Andre?) sounded. Patrick would fit right in with them. Narcissistic sociopathic queers, all of them! Vivzie really suffers from women writing men syndrome.

 

[Re(Runner)48]

Low effort lolcow doodles. Didn't put too much effort, traced from lolcows most well known pics. Added Envy as Cyraxx and Rekieta cus why not.

 

[Someone that's a Hazbin]

So there was a top 100 list for Japanese women on characters they ship themselves with for 2024 and look who made it

Boy I can't wait for the fallout when Season 2 comes out mainly because all the racists will finally publicly reveal themselves no matter how hard they tried to hide it.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Rekieta is either Pride or Lust.

It's retarded to call him Gluttony when his entire daily diet is a single Dorito.
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I think Gluttony goes to the other Balldo, a literal pig monster known as Ethan Ralph.

 

[MsStealYaMan]

I think I found peak brainrot:

 

[Yeshuash]

I think I found peak brainrot:
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I actually came across people to who completely separated sex and pregnancy from each other. Like the idea that sex primary biological purpose is something other than pleasure for the participants felt truly alien to them.

 

[ssaneenah]

I actually came across people to who completely separated sex and pregnancy from each other.

I can’t unread this. Can anyone from the US at least confirm whether human reproductive biology is being taught in schools?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I can’t unread this. Can anyone from the US at least confirm whether human reproductive biology is being taught in schools?

Between sex ed being seen as something evil and degenerate to teach in some states to how people aren't having babies as much due to poor living conditions, and with brainrot from fanfiction on top.

That's like a disaster for some people to forget how reproduction works.

 

[Yeshuash]

I can’t unread this. Can anyone from the US at least confirm whether human reproductive biology is being taught in schools?

Consider the fact that we had several years of the US education system trying to erase male and female and replace it with gender fluidity as well as activist pushing porn to be accessible in school libraries.

Between sex ed being seen as something evil and degenerate to teach in some states to how people aren't having babies as much due to poor living conditions, and with brainrot from fanfiction on top.

That's like a disaster for some people to forget how reproduction works.

I believe it's the other way around. Political activists masquerading as teachers wont shut up about anal sex, gender fluids, masturbation etc. and it confuses kids so much that they don't connect the age old fact that "sex makes babies".

 

[Viper the rappah]

I know its irrelevant to current topic but something crossed my mind
>Show about gay demons being redeemed
>Only character so far who got to heaven is straight guy
Lmao what did viv mean by this #56488

 

[King Metalia]

I can’t unread this. Can anyone from the US at least confirm whether human reproductive biology is being taught in schools?

People have been fucking up teaching Sex Ed in Canada since I was a kid. The students weren't much better either, asking retarded questions like "Can tinfoil be used as a condom?" And "if I fap into my male friends drink will he get pregnant?"

 

[Re(Runner)48]

I know its irrelevant to current topic but something crossed my mind
>Show about gay demons being redeemed
>Only character so far who got to heaven is straight guy
Lmao what did viv mean by this #56488

Pentius is Pan from what I remember Viv saying. But he acts very straight. And he seems very uncomfortable being with other men, even screaming as he's getting raped by that weird rave guy and his lackies.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I know its irrelevant to current topic but something crossed my mind
>Show about gay demons being redeemed
>Only character so far who got to heaven is straight guy
Lmao what did viv mean by this #56488

I've been saying this for years and nobody's been listening, the only way for the characters to redeem themselves is to be straight and then they go to heaven

 

[Retink Retunk]

I know its irrelevant to current topic but something crossed my mind
>Show about gay demons being redeemed
>Only character so far who got to heaven is straight guy
Lmao what did viv mean by this #56488

Considering how no one knows how to be redeemed into heaven, and everyone is gay, maybe it's really as simply as "Don't be gay, bro". Hell, look at Adam, he had Lute.