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SaidNoOneEver said:
So in other words it did exactly what it was designed to do. That Trump guy sure is dumb.
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Trump is a liar. He built his entire platform on deportations and anti-immigration, and now he's pushing this kayfabe to distract from the H1-B's and how Elon and his Jewish friends want to import infinity Indians to work as slaves.
 
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Bindo said:
Starlink and the coming mineral extraction boom would likely make that viable af.

I'd still consider it now, at my current age, but in my 20's I'd have been all-the-fuck-in on homesteading Greenland if there was internet connctivity.
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does Starlink work that far north?
 
Eekum Bokum said:
America has no rights to Greenland if we are talking rights. Greenland has belonged to Denmark for almost as long as the US has existed. If America wants Greenland then more power to them but to say Denmark has no rights to it is just wrong.
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We want it, so yes we have the right to it. And so Denmark doesn't

Simple as
indomitable snowman said:
does Starlink work that far north?
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Fucking satellites, how do they work? /sneed

But yes it works that far north even with the slightly more excited earth's magnetic field and stuff up there
 
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If Greenland won't sell to us Trump will allow Americans to do their own rouge prospecting and mineral extraction operations there and Finland or whoever can deal with it.

If Panama won't give us the canal than all maritime patrols preventing piracy will be halted allowing then Cajun navy to tax the shipments accordingly.

I don't want canada unless we can exclude Quebec.
 
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BigJoey41X said:
Alright what in tarnation is going on, I haven't been up to date in US politics for a month now what is this shit i'm hearing about the Trump administration discussing invading Canada, Greenland, and the fucking Panama Canal?

Who voted for this?
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I vooted for the USA to swing its dick around and make lesser nations (that is, all of them) recognize, yes
 
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autistic dog said:
If Greenland won't sell to us Trump will allow Americans to do their own rouge prospecting and mineral extraction operations there and Finland or whoever can deal with it.

If Panama won't give us the canal than all maritime patrols preventing piracy will be halted allowing then Cajun navy to tax the shipments accordingly.

I don't want canada unless we can exclude Quebec.
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The reason this is so funny is because it's obvious none of the people so gung-ho about this have any concept of how fucking cold and uninhabitable Greenland is.

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The southernmost tip of Greenland is still further north than Alaska. It's basically the North Pole where Santa and the reindeer live. There's a reason this country that's 1/4 the size of the US only has a population of 50k. Eskimos say fuck that.
 
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Irene and 22 others said:
Even if Trump were more serious, I don't think we'd want all of Canada. Quebec already has a large percentage of the population that wants to be their own country and no one wants to put up with discount French people. They can be permitted to absorb Labrador as a reward for fucking off and never making us listen to their retarded French dialect ever again. Ontario is full of the same sort of low life degenerates that have ruined New York and California and should be a containment zone for any leafs that aren't down with pledging allegiance or who should have been put through the MAID program years ago. We may need to build a wall around it because I suspect they'll keep importing Indians and we don't need them crossing the borders. Quebec may even pay for their half.

Br*t*sh Columbia (or at least the part that hasn't been bought up by the Chineses) is full of the same kind of faggots we already have in Portland and Seattle, but we could allow statehood on the condition that it is split into two states (American Columbia and Faggot Columbia), which everyone living outside of Vancouver would certainly appreciate. Yukon, Northwest Territories, and Nunavut could be combined into a single state or just absorbed into some of the others as each has under 50,000 people living in it. Alternatively dreamers could be given the option of homesteading into those territories to earn citizenship or fucking off back south of the border. They can be "go backs" or "frost backs", I don't particularly care which.

All of the provinces to the east of Quebec can be combined into a single state called North Maine because no one really gives a fuck about them. Manitoba, Alberta, and Saskatchewan are basically Midwest states already, only they like hockey more than football and put gravy on their french fries. Half of their populations already winter in Arizona or other southern US states and as such are sufficiently Americanized that they can be admitted as states almost immediately. Maybe we can rename Manitoba to North North Dakota just for fun
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The central Canadian region could be made into a state called Acadia, which covers Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, and a little bit of BC and Ontario that's on the inside of the mountains. That state would be corralled on both sides by mountains that are inhospitable to traverse except for a few established roads, making it much easier to control. The rest of the big provinces can be their own countries, and the Maritimes can become a union or something.
 
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GlupShitto said:
This is the Lord's divine punishment. There's a reason only dens of degeneracy and sin suffer from natural disasters (not counting tornados, but that's a wind thing and I don't believe God has control over the wind like he does the seas and fire)
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Lord's divine punishment = liberals getting exactly what they voted for.

THE LORD TRULY WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.
IAmNotAlpharius said:
Rich left wing jews have the survival sense of a bougie white woman with a pack of pit bulls walking through the ghetto at 3 am while decked in jewelry and wearing tight yoga pants.
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Rich left wing jews is redundant just say jews. It's because Ashkenazis are so inbred that they made themselves schizophrenic, while also being a nationless other. They're not leftwing in Israel because they're not landless schizophrenics that need everything to be universal. They can just be racist, violent schizophrenics like any reasonable civilization.
 
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