Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 153 40.4%

  • Total voters
    379
Nick leaning heavily on the "Aaron ate my cum" bit is especially absurd when you consider how far we have come. Remember when Nick refused to acknowledge that anything was happening with April, and that she was just a good friend? He denied all the swinging, all of the degeneracy because he was 'aggressively monogamous.' Now he is just admitting to being a cuckold IN COURT DOCUMENTS but that is fine because "Aaron ate my cum."

Another angle is of course that this is something that April told him. Wouldn't be surprised if April made it up anyway, considering that people tend to lie about past lovers after a breakup, especially if it was a bad breakup.
 
About 90% of what we know about his employment comes from Nick, however much that can be trusted. Over time he told more and more stories about short-term stints at various banks and his absolute contempt for the people working there because they expected him to do work.

Nick's known employment history is

1) Wells Fargo Home Mortgages 2006-2007
2) Thrivent Financial 2007-2010

Then he stopped working and went to law school.

He has hinted about doing other things, but there really isn't much to suggest it. He likes to inflate his banking experience just like he inflated his law experience. But I don't think there was ever much to what he did.

Also somewhere in that 2006-2010 timeframe Nick also considered becoming a chemical engineer because grandpa did it and to Nick it was going to be easy.
 
He has hinted about doing other things, but there really isn't much to suggest it.
Anyone remember the big business deal Nick was potentially going to be a part of that fell through? I can't remember exactly when, but I think Ty was involved.

I want to see how the timing matches up with when Nick took the loan out against his house, but I'm not having luck with the search function atm.
 
Anyone remember the big business deal Nick was potentially going to be a part of that fell through? I can't remember exactly when, but I think Ty was involved.

I want to see how the timing matches up with when Nick took the loan out against his house, but I'm not having luck with the search function atm.
Do you mean the business deal Nick went to Seattle for? Nick streamed himself from the hotel when he was there. It was in August 2021. *Edit Ty was also there. Nick mentions there will be a live meet-up with him and Ty at timestamp 3:14
Based on how Nick talked about it later (March 2022), it seems like the deal fell through. He also never bragged about it afterwards. Nick does say he was under NDA for it though.

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Nick's known employment history is

1) Wells Fargo Home Mortgages 2006-2007
2) Thrivent Financial 2007-2010

Then he stopped working and went to law school.

He has hinted about doing other things, but there really isn't much to suggest it. He likes to inflate his banking experience just like he inflated his law experience. But I don't think there was ever much to what he did.

Also somewhere in that 2006-2010 timeframe Nick also considered becoming a chemical engineer because grandpa did it and to Nick it was going to be easy.
Nick's only possible redemption arc?

Pleading guilty.
Stop doing drugs.
Stop cheating on his wife.
Make amends with family.
Become a cashier at HOT TOPIC.
 
Nick's only possible redemption arc?

Pleading guilty.
Agreed.
Stop doing drugs.
Should have done that 6 months back, but better late than never.
Stop cheating on his wife.
That is the easiest one, since him dick no work.
Make amends with family.
That should be his number one priority, yes. Nothing else is as important.
Become a cashier at HOT TOPIC.
Why do you want Mr. American Beauty around teenagers?
 
Both houses seem to have been paid in lump sums. I'll leave it to the reader's imagination as to the exact details of how this happened.

The combination of the property tax screenshots and recorded document list posted ITT before made it clear enough that the main house must have been bought with a cash lump sum with no mortgage until years later, but I don't recall seeing the public eCRV ITT so here's that for what few details it can add about the original purchase terms, plus as a nice preview of what level of detail will be seen about the listed house's outcome soon:

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To be clear, when an eCRV says "cash" it's not meant in a colloquial sense and instead it comes from the data entry portal's drop-down field that requires disclosure of whether any of the purchase price was attributable to funding by a new mortgage lender, assumption of the seller's old mortgage, or any alternative seller-financing arrangements, and this disclosure has to be made under penalty of perjury by the neutral closing agent so it's fairly reliable with no realistic way for weasel-worded Nickisms to hide financing particulars:

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As for the spare house, unfortunately it was bought earlier than when CRV's became searchable online, but from the recorded documents it's clear enough that Nick and Kayla did not buy that one for a cash lump sum and instead they financed much of the $279K purchase price in 2009 with a single mortgage recorded on the same day as their deed :

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EDIT: Apparently the free online search for recorded documents is always borked by its indexing by parcel number only, but trying some more search wordings ITT found this post where @Bookwork's name searches in the paywalled Fidlar Tapestry portal confirmed that the 2009 mortgage was paid off unnecessarily quickly in 2012, which was still 3 years before Nick ever started a law practice and a decade before his Youtube peak, so a gift from mommy and daddy makes more sense than saving up whatever he was making in his wagie cagie at the time:

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Imagine bragging on livestream day after day that you’re rich and that muh flabby tatted middle aged wife is hot for Jamaican men . He is broke, a known cuck, family house on foreclosure, with future alimony payments awaiting. He has the laziest CV I’ve ever seen.

Btw the fact that he’s still a skinny gaunt looking fag is because he’s still abusing whiskey.
 
Do you mean the business deal Nick went to Seattle for? Nick streamed himself from the hotel when he was there. It was in August 2021. *Edit Ty was also there. Nick mentions there will be a live meet-up with him and Ty at timestamp 3:14
Based on how Nick talked about it later (March 2022), it seems like the deal fell through. He also never bragged about it afterwards. Nick does say he was under NDA for it though.
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I recall people aking him about it in late 2022, and he said he never heard anyhting about it. He signed an NDA, but no one got back to him about it.

Stonewalled by Calculus 1.

It could have been Algebra because I doubt his Arts degree required much Math's.
 
It was more that nobody cared then, except as something to razz him about a little with the "trust fund" thing.
I gave him the benefit of the doubt that he was testy about this subject because he thought it could make him a target. Lots of money = big target on your back for lawsuits, and he obviously didn’t want anyone to go after that. Turns out he was just embarrassed of the money his daddy gave him.
 
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