sometimes i think to myself, "why doesn't Rick use reddit?"
then i remember he does have a reddit account that he made solely to child the ona members and that his posting history still exists. i'm pretty sure you can find him saying things like "no, child, you did not fart in my wife's vagina" on the account. but that aside, i also think even redditors would take action against his retardation. anyone could make accounts just to negrate his posts and cause them to go invisible and there'd be nothing he could do about it, either. he has much less power and reach on reddit and i don't see him using it even on alts.
He effectively stopped promoting himself on Reddit after the infamous six-month Battle of r/Austism in which he replied approximately 880 times to increasingly farcical and absurd comments from the Pests. The thread was ultimately locked but his replies can mostly still be viewed in his comment history. The thread itself remains up, here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/autism/s/3kOzaYbxt2
Some of the most memorable lines include:
- I am not HIV positive, child.
- I don't shine shoes for money, child. I write books.
- No, child. She isn't. And I don't drink IPA's. Too one-note.
- No, child. That's not a thing that happened. You have to believe it did, because your life sucks donkey balls.
- I don't take money from fools, child.
- Except it's not a lie, child. It's the reason my final time was off my normal pace by such a large amount.
And really, child. My marriage to Adrienne ended more than eight years ago. I stopped caring about it, and her, many, many years ago. Since then, I've remarried to an even better woman, launch a successful second career, bought a home, drastically increased my income, and seen my life improve in basically every way.
The only people obsessing over my first marriage are you and the rest of your deranged loser "friends."
- My hairline has not moved in twenty years, child. And yes, it is.
- I don't live in half a house, child. I live in a whole house. The other whole house I own is a duplicate of the one I live in, so living in it, too, would be redundant.
- From Latinix people, child.
- My name is Patrick, child. And no, it doesn't. And no, I don't think I will.
- No, child. It does not. it makes it a duplex, which was built from the start as two whole houses, both of which I own. And it has the same issues as any 120 yr old house, such as smaller bathrooms and closets than are popular today, but with many charms as well, such as lovely wood trim throughout, built-in cabinets, hardwood floors, solid quiet walls and doors, and pocket doors.
- True, child.
- Except I haven't been banned from r/Marvel and you've been trying and failing for 18 months to deplatform me, child. The only people losing their platforms is you.
- I don't care what desperate losers like yourself consider to be "fun," child.
I care about beating you. Which I have been able to do over, and over, and over again, because in addition to being losers, you're also undisciplined, self-destructive morons.
That's real fun, child.
- Yes, child. Google is wrong. The right answer is a few entries down. And no, child. You've provided only proof that you're stupid and can't do even rudimentary research online.
Tor.com continues to be the website for the imprint Tor.com. I'm not listed as an author with Tor.com because they are not my publisher. My publisher, Tor Books, is on a different website, where I am listed as one of their authors. These are facts, which are things you have never understood, and likely never will.
- Because it isn't an option, child. Being a badass has no influence over it.
- I'm glad you play with dolls, child. It's important to have a hobby you care about to keep you grounded.
- Those are not model kits, child. They are scratch-built one-offs. You cannot buy a kit of either of those subjects. Such kits do not exist anywhere.
- No, child. They did not come prepared in one box. And no, child. I did not assemble premade parts. They were custom models built from concept art drawings. And yes, I've documented the process from conception to finish, and shared it with my following.
You're right about one thing, finally. You can't trash my hobby.
- No, child. Those are not Star Wars toys. Those are custom models I scratch-built using craftsmanship learned over several decades of experience.
And no, child. That is a British rock band that appeals to a wide range of music lovers.
The truth is you are a child, child. Denying it changes nothing.
- I didn't spend it, child. I invested it and made the investment back with interest.
The difference is, I got my twitter back after hundreds of you attacked me without provocation before I was even aware your sub existed. While you're never getting your sub back after I counterattacked, by myself, with cause.
- Yes, child. I do. And you might want to check my reviews on Goodreads again. All that poop you smeared on the walls is being cleaned up.
- I'm not struggling, child. That's what your handful of obsessive psychopaths don't understand. There is literally nothing any of you can do to harm me anymore. Everyone knows who you are and what you're failing to do.
I beat you long ago. Now, I'm running up the score.
- I have always been opposed to pedophilia, child.
- Sure, I have a few vanity pounds I could lose, and have been. That is not the same as being overweight or obese, child.
