Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 60 16.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 139 38.7%

  • Total voters
    359
Nick also considered becoming a chemical engineer because grandpa did it and to Nick it was going to be easy.
Perhaps the hardest engineering discipline, right up there with electrical. His arrogance is amazing.

We should consider ourselves lucky he went into law instead. He would have probably caused an oil spill the level of BP if he did chemical engineering at his grandpa's company.
 
Imagine bragging on livestream day after day that you’re rich and that muh flabby tatted middle aged wife is hot for Jamaican men .
Imagine bragging that you're a fucking cuck. This is what Nick does. Every brag he makes about his "lifestyle" is bragging about how much of a cuck he is.

The only audience he ever had, and the vast majority of humanity, views cucks as utter vermin, barely even human, failures at existing.

Nick is a cuck. That's all he is. A fucking cuck. A vile, perverted, degenerate subhuman cuck.

It is never okay to be a cuck and Nick admits he is one every time he speaks out.

Only Jesus can save him from his cuckoldry.
 
Saying Nick has no charisma is ridiculous. If he really didn't, he wouldn't have had the level of influence he did up until it became obvious he was spiraling down (2022). He went from a failure of a lawyer to the top Youtube lawyer because even if he didn't know the law, he was great at projecting an image, knew when to smile, and made the right jokes about the right people. People like that.
Hard agree. :really:

Rackets was on great form during the Rittenhouse and Depp trials, he was funny and engaging before he became FUNNY and WEIRD. His small town lawyer traddad schtick made him seem relatable, and he had a natural talent for filling up dead air with passably amusing banter.

Rekieta would have been a more successful morning drive time radio DJ than his boyfriend Aaron Imholte, who is merely boring and annoying. He could have parlayed his streaming success into being a regular paid guest on TV, maybe a book deal. You could see 2021 era Nick becoming a legal commentator on Fox News or something. All he had to do was stick with the winning formula, keep his shit together, and not let other men ride his wife. He coulda been the lawyer version of Dr Phil.

That's what makes the Balldownfall so compelling, most lolcows are perma-fuckups like :ramona: or :tomlinson: but Nick had everything most people want out of life and then some (a family, a beautiful house, plenty of money, success, fame and respect) yet decided to completely self-destruct at the age of 41.
 
That's what makes the Balldownfall so compelling, most lolcows are perma-fuckups like :ramona: or :tomlinson: but Nick had everything most people want out of life and then some (a family, a beautiful house, plenty of money, success, fame and respect) yet decided to completely self-destruct at the age of 41.
This is what gives the Greek tragedy level pathos to this whole schtick. He coulda been a contender. But instead he chose to turn into an absolute joke through legendary hubris.

He had everything going for him, and said, hey, how about I become a coke snorting faggot loser cuck instead.

And then that's what he did.

And he's amazed nobody was impressed by his idea that he turned into a rock star by sucking cock, snorting up coke, having gay sex, getting arrested, dosing his 8 year old daughter with cocaine, and all the other insanely dumb shit he did.

Why are they foreclosing on my Balldo Bunker? Why do I have to sell my OTHER house? Where did my side whore go?

Nick is completely at a loss as to why none of this is working out for him.
 
Rekieta likely tried to get the Nanny involved in some sex stuff, probably trying to get her to join either himself and Kayla in the hot tub, or when Aaron & April were over.

He probably tried to sell the idea to the nanny, saying she could drink as much as she wanted and stay the night.
Should remind you that the Nanny had some social media stuff about surviving narcissists and how to get over narcissistic manipulation. Like 95% sure she said no and Nick unloaded on her as passive aggressively as he could before she left the job.
 
Nick should get 'CUCK' tattooed on his cheek
Strong disagree. He can just grow a beard to cover it up. He needs to be sentenced to the electic chair, and the sentence is commuted, but only if he constantly screams "I'M A CUCK I'M A CUCK I'M A CUCK" any time he's within presence of another human.

If he fails to do that he instantly gets lead in the head.
 
Strong disagree. He can just grow a beard to cover it up. He needs to be sentenced to the electic chair, and the sentence is commuted, but only if he constantly screams "I'M A CUCK I'M A CUCK I'M A CUCK" any time he's within presence of another human.

If he fails to do that he instantly gets lead in the head.
He already has a beard to cover it all up, unfortunately he chose one that is constantly drooling on the floor benzoed out of her mind incapable of maintaining his chosen male lover in the polycule.
 
Does Nick ever have a lucid moment when he realizes what a pathetic cuck he is and how nobody at all has any respect for him?
Probably for a few minutes when he first comes to after waking up, which he quickly drowns out in a bottle of scotch. Pretty sure all his wet brained antics are trying to deal the final death blow to this part of his brain. As such, we get such gems as "liquor flowing from her vagina."
 
I think she would be entitled to half of the sale of the main house, if they dissolve the trust that owns it.
And if the trustfund income was used by Nick to pay for general expenses during the marriage it should be included in the income calculations.
I believe the commingling principle that takes personal inheritance monies to joint status applies to putting them in joint accounts or acquiring joint assets. And income is typically a current calculation.

But if current income were 0 (it's not), they'd impute income (what he should be able to make), and initial decisioning would be based on that (or he could immediately move for an adjustment, if there has been a change since evaluated).

And the house is currently being foreclosed on, so the net proceeds could be low. But of course there is the Murder Barn, too.

If it is capped at 150000$ anyway, I would think the trustfund income alone would get there considering Nick's spending habits.
Yep.

He is also still a lawyer and can be expected to work in that capacity to earn money.
100%

But he had a couple dozen mostly low-level court cases in small-town Minnesota, where he just said recently that he couldn't make a buck, in 3 years (in at least 2 of which he apologized to the Court for fucking up and begged not to have it count against his client) (hello, writedown ), plus he says he has had corporate/contract clients. Pretty meager. And good luck getting local clients after the last few years.

That said, he absolutely ought to be deemed able to earn a fair living. But at $60k, even assuming 0 kid time responsibilities, kids on Medicaid or no healthcare insurance costs, and 0 spousal and (presumably) 0 non-joint children, Kayla's receives $1470/month for the kids + $1500 for her spousal maintenance. 6 people on $36k = $500/ month each. Nick would be living on $24k, or $2000/mo for him alone (his taxes on $60k would be negligible if he gets the child deductions - support is not deductible (nor taxable to the recipient) but who takes the deduction is negotiable and it would make no sense for her to take them on $0 taxable income.

But of course that's not reality, bc they have significant assets even before you get to whatever he gets outside of any earned income.

And if he's several years behind on the CLE, and he has probably done absolutely zero, it will take a considerable period of time to fix. Not "easily corrected" at all. Especially for a wet-brained retard whose every utterance makes it clear that basic mental functions are now beyond his ability.
It literally is very easy to correct. For under $2k he can take unlimited classes. So even if he were missing 46-90 hours (2 reporting periods' worth) - which he's not or he'd already have been not authorized for the last 3 years - he could finish it in 2 weeks if he worked hours like a normal person; 3 weeks if he was of course driving kids 70 hours/day.

I recall people aking him about it in late 2022, and he said he never heard anyhting about it. He signed an NDA, but no one got back to him about it.



It could have been Algebra because I doubt his Arts degree required much Math's.
...I was going to say hey! Some BAs require at least through Calc II, but then I remembered he went to a school with a 92% acceptance rate that is ranked #39 of 57 of "regional public schools in the Midwest - which list does not include any flagship universities, which are accounted for on the national list. ACT range: 17-23, on a 36-point scale and a 27% 4-year graduation rate. No wonder he thinks he's a superstar.
 
Why on earth does he demand to be modded?

Because he came for what he thought was his one last safe space left and was shocked to find that even the sorts of retards in a dabbleverse muppet's audience also won't stop shitting on him about being a cuck faggot who fed Aaron his cum and fed his daughter cocaine in a house he's losing as that's all he's known for in their world, so immediately his thoughts wandered to how great it would be to get a wrench to censor any sources of further narcissistic injury, an idea which only got more of them to pile on:

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If this weak pussy's fragile ego can't even take a light spanking like that, then he is in no condition for what a brutal gauntlet his "comeback" stream's chat is going to look like with at least 51% of his view count there solely to hatewatch. Or perhaps he'll attempt to make that a safe space too, prompting his mods to quit in droves when needing to swing the banhammer so many times gives them carpal tunnel syndrome. If he can't take the heat, then maybe he should just stay out of the kitchen.
 
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If this weak pussy's fragile ego can't even take a light spanking like that, then he is in no condition for what a brutal gauntlet his "comeback" stream's chat is going to look like with at least 51% of his view count there solely to hatewatch. Or perhaps he'll try to make that a safe space too, prompting his mods to quit in droves when needing to swing the banhammer so many times gives them carpal tunnel syndrome.
Knowing his grift, I would bet money that Nick would cuck out and enable the members only chat so that only people that paid him money can chat. If not his chat would be filled with tomatoes and jokes about the foreclosure.
 
tl;dr Nick is not a lawyer, he can not run a law firm.
"It's fake law, yer Honor. I'm trying to be FUNNY but you NEEEERRRRRDDDDSSS are just being WIERD about this! Now I have to go check the drywall dust. Slutty Kayla, my AGGRESSIVELY MONOGAMOUS wife tells me there might be something wrong with it. The Jamaican contractor says his face is numb. I need to give it a sniff test. I'll be back before the shower turns cold."
 
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