Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Cringestorian X]

HOLY SHIT DEFCON 1 ALERT. ANDY WARSKI ADMITS TO GIVING PSYCHO/BEISER AN OLD PAYPIG FROM THE DISCORD HIS PAIR OF SHORTS FROM THE BOXING MATCH. TIME STAMP AT 07 HOURS AND 19 MINS INTO THE STREAM. DO YOU THINK PSYCHO HUFFS ANDY'S SHORT WHILE HE BEATS OFF TO LOLI?
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I can see Joey Beiser pulling a Buffalo Bill, building his ultimate Andy Warski skinsuit using Warski's old possessions.

 

[waffle]

I think flaked (the editor and Andy nut huger) has a habit of going off the reservation in protest whenever Andy falls off the wagon. I seem to remember similar when the boxed wine incident happened.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

PPP just quoted this post almost verbatim, referring to the 20 minute intro then 10 minutes of him complaining about having to work.

UNBAN AMERICANTALIBAN, UNBAN ALL POLITICAL PRISONERS. KINO REVOLUTION OF OUR TIME.

WARSKI STREAMED CP!!!

Yeah, they also got immediately into the content more or less, a sharp change from their last few streams. It also bears noting that when I complained about the horrible sound quality a few days back, the sound quality got much better. He's also doing a lot less tism bouncing and tism rocking.

 

[Savage Randy]

WARSKI STREAMED CP!!!

HOLY SHIT DEFCON 1 ALERT. ANDY WARSKI ADMITS TO GIVING PSYCHO/BEISER AN OLD PAYPIG FROM THE DISCORD HIS PAIR OF SHORTS FROM THE BOXING MATCH. TIME STAMP AT 07 HOURS AND 19 MINS INTO THE STREAM. DO YOU THINK PSYCHO HUFFS ANDY'S SHORT WHILE HE BEATS OFF TO LOLI?

You were 7/16" away from sounding like a retard.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Professionally tying himself to the retard Warski was one of the worst decisions that PPP ever made.

I'll be fair and say it was probably smart for him three years ago when KC first started. Now Warski is obviously holding him back.

Kino Casino were the beneficiaries of major headwinds in their favor with the Rekieta meltdown and they were streaming regularly to 5-6k people. They squandered it because Warski's only streaming model he is comfortable with is the paypig stable model where he has a handful of major donors he hangs out with all day in Discord. He doesn't want to branch out and expand.

While Andy was the star at the start of their show Ashton clearly is now. He should have fired Warski when he had the chance with the Vegas scandal.

It kind of defeats the purpose to brand your show as "high energy" when you drag out getting to the content and then drag out letting the content speak for itself.

The show is basically on autopilot at this point as they shout out catchphrases for their paypigs to seal clap to.

Remember what happened on Ralph's show yesterday? This should be their biggest show in months.

 

[FeltPaddle]

Do the casino cucks read this thread while they live stream? Would be funny, hi PPP!

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Do the casino cucks read this thread while they live stream? Would be funny, hi PPP!

As of now, we can confirm that it is skimmed during the 25 minute intro. This is not once, but twice, that Farms stuff was referenced that had posted within one hour of show time.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Kinosisters I'm not feeling too good.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Kinosisters I'm not feeling too good.

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It bears noting that Kick has EXTREMELY faulty view counting programming. Every refresh is a new view and needing to refresh on Kick is very common. Balldo's Gate has done multiple counts on the unique chatter count and it is consistently around 1000. While there are viewers who don't chat, there are also people in chat with one or more socks. Assuming those cancel out, we're probably at 1000 organic viewers, not the 3400 advertised. YT, on the other hand, has much more accurate counting mechanisms because an accurate count is needed for proper advertiser billing.

Added in edit: They are now pontificating on Ralph's children eventually finding his Kiwi Farms thread. I guess Andy Jr. was spared that fate, wasn't he?

 

[DogZero]

Kinosisters I'm not feeling too good.

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Hard to overstate how embarrassing this is. They are losing to lolcowlive's second banana show thats already 2 hours in, and just had its literal script leaked today showing that everything, every fight, opinion and appearance is entirely scripted. Despite this being old news to anyone not born yesterday, the evidence today is so undeniable that they are milking an obviously fake rape accusation from a serial liar to distract from it.

Imagine being so repetitive, unresponsive and annoying you are losing to that. Whatever you do however, don't imagine

ANDY WARSKI STREAMED CP!!!!
Also at one point early on they were shitting on someone who got an abortion and PPP literally used one of his lines verbatim he used to use about warski just with the name changed out, I checked chat expecting at least SOMEONE saying RIP andy Jr or at least diplomatically making a joke about warski and NOTHING. The chat is SWEPT CLEAN.

 

[Savage Randy]

Hard to overstate how embarrassing this is. They are losing to lolcowlive's second banana show thats already 2 hours in, and just had its literal script leaked today showing that everything, every fight, opinion and appearance is entirely scripted. Despite this being old news to anyone not born yesterday, the evidence today is so undeniable that they are milking an obviously fake rape accusation from a serial liar to distract from it.

Imagine being so repetitive, unresponsive and annoying you are losing to that. Whatever you do however, don't imagine

ANDY WARSKI STREAMED CP!!!!

TURN OFF YOUR caps It's not accomplishing what you think it is.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Hard to overstate how embarrassing this is. They are losing to lolcowlive's second banana show thats already 2 hours in, and just had its literal script leaked today showing that everything, every fight, opinion and appearance is entirely scripted. Despite this being old news to anyone not born yesterday, the evidence today is so undeniable that they are milking an obviously fake rape accusation from a serial liar to distract from it.

Imagine being so repetitive, unresponsive and annoying you are losing to that. Whatever you do however, don't imagine

ANDY WARSKI STREAMED CP!!!!
Also at one point early on they were shitting on someone who got an abortion and PPP literally used one of his lines verbatim he used to use about warski just with the name changed out, I checked chat expecting at least SOMEONE saying RIP andy Jr or at least diplomatically making a joke about warski and NOTHING. The chat is SWEPT CLEAN.

Regarding things that aged poorly, PPP predicted that Lolcowlive would be a non-starter because when you label yourself a lolcow and force the lolcowdom, it becomes inorganic and uninteresting. His thesis seemed convincing at the time, having no crystal ball to look into. Time has proven him wrong, as LCL has defeated them by a full order of magnitude on every metric. PPP has never eaten his words regarding that prediction. He has, however, eaten an estimated 6000 bags of family sized chips since that time.

 

[DogZero]

Regarding things that aged poorly, PPP predicted that Lolcowlive would be a non-starter because when you label yourself a lolcow and force the lolcowdom, it becomes inorganic and uninteresting. His thesis seemed convincing at the time, having no crystal ball to look into. Time has proven him wrong, as LCL has defeated them by a full order of magnitude on every metric. PPP has never eaten his words regarding that prediction. He has, however, eaten an estimated 6000 bags of family sized chips since that time.

There is truth to his analysis, but the issue more has to do with Keemstar being unable of accepting that he himself is also a lolcow, so his bizarre humiliation rituals push competent collaborators away, leaving you with insane paypigs and backstabbers like the thorpes. Furthermore as shamoo points out, the extensive scripting prevents the cows from naturally being cows. They don't naturally produce interesting moments anymore, and even if they did it is now sullied with suspicion.

IMO KC getting first clowned on, and now buried statistically by lolcowlive has more to do with failures by KC than successes or effectiveness of LCL. I will say however that KC's strategy of just never talking about LCL other than to say its fake is the correct response, (it denies keem the oxygen to invent more fake content) and will probably be vindicated in the long term.

In other news I saw this tweet when pulling the shamoo one. Honestly I think this angle is kino and TRUE AND HONEST. Liana is OUR GIRL! Whether she meant it or not hahaha.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

There is truth to his analysis, but the issue more has to do with Keemstar being unable of accepting that he himself is also a lolcow, so his bizarre humiliation rituals push competent collaborators away, leaving you with insane paypigs and backstabbers like the thorpes. Furthermore as shamoo points out, the extensive scripting prevents the cows from naturally being cows. They don't naturally produce interesting moments anymore, and even if they did it is now sullied with suspicion.

IMO KC getting first clowned on, and now buried statistically by lolcowlive has more to do with failures by KC than successes or effectiveness of LCL. I will say however that KC's strategy of just never talking about LCL other than to say its fake is the correct response, (it denies keem the oxygen to invent more fake content) and will probably be vindicated in the long term.

In other news I saw this tweet when pulling the shamoo one. Honestly I think this angle is kino and TRUE AND HONEST. Liana is OUR GIRL! Whether she meant it or not hahaha.

It draws a decent sized audience and draws a decent sum of donos. Objectively, it is at least a modest success. This is true regardless of what subjective determination one might have about the content quality or whether one thinks it should be successful. There are no major scandals and no controversies outside of what they want to be controversial. Even the Boogie lies were smoothed over, for better or worse. I find Tina and all the female lolcows absolutely insufferable and intolerable, whereas I find Boogie, Wings and Keem as merely uninteresting for the most part. It isn't my cup of tea, but it is a success.

 

[Savage Randy]

It draws a decent sized audience and draws a decent sum of donos. Objectively, it is at least a modest success. This is true regardless of what subjective determination one might have about the content quality or whether one thinks it should be successful. There are no major scandals and no controversies outside of what they want to be controversial. Even the Boogie lies were smoothed over, for better or worse. I find Tina and all the female lolcows absolutely insufferable and intolerable, whereas I find Boogie, Wings and Keem as merely uninteresting for the most part. It isn't my cup of tea, but it is a success.

Go to bed Rick

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Go to bed Rick

If you don't like my posts, you can ignore them and if you don't like this thread, there are 1000 others.

 

[DogZero]

It draws a decent sized audience and draws a decent sum of donos. Objectively, it is at least a modest success. This is true regardless of what subjective determination one might have about the content quality or whether one thinks it should be successful. There are no major scandals and no controversies outside of what they want to be controversial. Even the Boogie lies were smoothed over, for better or worse. I find Tina and all the female lolcows absolutely insufferable and intolerable, whereas I find Boogie, Wings and Keem as merely uninteresting for the most part. It isn't my cup of tea, but it is a success.

At this moment it is, but making a successful show like this is proven by longevity. With dramalert Keem set a foundation that lasted over 10 years. Lolcow live is in its first year and is already taking on multiple spinoffs and employees because the original idea ran out of content by itself. Keems solution to this is shit out 10 different shows and hope the drama between them all makes some kind of fusion reactor of content that lasts forever. But it has already been revealed to be fake within a few months, and the script itself isn't even that compelling. It is a foundation built on sand, much like the Casino itself, which had 2 good years but is already running out of steam and showing the flaws in its business model explicated in this thread already.

The issues I bring up speak to that foundation and why I don't think LCL will last long term, much less its "ecosystem". Time will tell. Either way KC is losing to it right now which is embarrassing.

 

[SuffahWhorse]

Lmao they just tried to start a sub train, even got out the sub train music, after getting a mere 25 subs. Now they're interrupting the Ralph clip every time they get even a single sub and act like it's a sub train then it turns out it was literally just the ONE sub.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

At this moment it is, but making a successful show like this is proven by longevity. With dramalert Keem set a foundation that lasted over 10 years. Lolcow live is in its first year and is already taking on multiple spinoffs and employees because the original idea ran out of content by itself. Keems solution to this is shit out 10 different shows and hope the drama between them all makes some kind of fusion reactor of content that lasts forever. But it has already been revealed to be fake within a few months, and the script itself isn't even that compelling. It is a foundation built on sand, much like the Casino itself, which had 2 good years but is already running out of steam and showing the flaws in its business model explicated in this thread already.

The issues I bring up speak to that foundation and why I don't think LCL will last long term, much less its "ecosystem". Time will tell. Either way KC is losing to it right now which is embarrassing.

It is actually just over a year old and Ashton's comments were just prior to or just after the initial few episodes. I could have sworn it was at least 18 months old. I couldn't surmise what it's lifespan is. I remember they went hard against Phil for noting it was scripted and it was more or less confirmed by Keem's willingness to sue over that. I don't really care one way or the other if LCL flourishes or fails. It seems they have a much broader paypig stable with smaller contributions per pig, but I really don't know if that is the case. The Casino is extremely pigheavy and the stable is very small with almost exclusively whale donors. I don't know about the LCL supporters, but the time or two I tuned in, I saw a wide variety of names at the 20 dollar level, where they get their chat read. Admittedly, my sample was small.

Added in edit: It has been too many posts since ANDY WARSKI LIVESTREAMED CP ON 2/28/19 has been posted.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It's not just Lolcow Live that Kino Casino is losing to.

The below also crushed the current day Kino Casino in terms of donations:

Lmao they just tried to start a sub train, even got out the sub train music, after getting a mere 25 subs. Now they're interrupting the Ralph clip every time they get even a single sub and act like it's a sub train then it turns out it was literally just the ONE sub.

It's going to be really funny seeing the begging get more and more desperate. Remember this isn't just some random show. Based on their past coverage of Ralph pillstreams the Ralph stream they are covering really ought to be one of their biggest shows of the year.