Whatever man survives the firestorm in his cybertruck will recieve one (1) blow job from Elon Musk, which may be filmed but never distributed. In addition to a new cybertruck of course and lifetime free charging.
Here's hoping for more efficient methods though.
The insurance execs don't need to worry about being shot by someone from LA - the homeowners aren't allowed guns, and the gun owners can't afford homes.
New construction goes up like a Roman candle compared to legacy construction. The stuff we have in our homes is also much more flammable than old school natural materials.
Gavin Newsom going on CNN to heartfully implore all LA residents to drive into the sea with as many of their possessions as possible, to lesson the impact of the fire
They can afford them. But why would they pay when they get free housing from the gov or NGOs?
it seems to actually be getting worse and I don't know where those other pictures are from
Man, it's wild to think we're not too far off from a world where climate death squads get sent to whack some white and "white hispanic" people to offset some big muh co2 event
Unironically this is an interesting point. LA loves sniffing their own FARTS about carbon emissions, do they just NOT count this?
AFAIK only the Hollywood fire is dying down
