Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

W00K #17 said:
Has fire fighting expert pat made an appearance yet? Because you just know he's on the way.
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Incorrect in every detail as usual child. It will be environmental expert pat who will be making an appearance in order to lecture us on the clear and factual connection between the fires and Global Warming. This is why your future patposts will be made from Prison.
 
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Sumptinsfuckey said:
Incorrect in every detail as usual child. It will be environmental expert pat who will be making an appearance in order to lecture us on the clear and factual connection between the fires and Global Warming. This is why your future patposts will be made from Prison.
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you just know he'll be typing his hooves bloody the moment he wakes up from his beer blackout to enlighten us how this is all really Trump's fault.

"No, child. It does noT matter that he hasn't been in charge in 4 years. Accept prison."

maybe he can try to smuggle OongaBoonga into the country again to do a rain dance
 
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Pat's Pointer Finger said:
Pat is 44 which means he's been using blood pressure meds since he was 29? That is NOT healthy wtf. Interesting that he also specifies "has been well controlled...for 15 years" so he must have had a health scare before he was 30
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It can be just genetic predisposition. I've also known people who've had gone on blood pressure meds in their early to mid 20s, just like their fathers did.
Although some managed to get off said meds by going all in on the cardio, daily running or swimming. Pat obviously never tried that approach, but to be fair, it's not guaranteed to work, either.
 
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I kinda hope Fat doesn’t go mainstream because if he does and the powers that be take a look at the record it’s probable the democrats will do whatever it takes to somehow make Fat endorse the GOP/Trump.

For real the guy is like a living sonichu medallion, his universal unlikability combined with strange effect on anyone’s fortunes he opposes means all some movement would need to do in order to gain power is make Fat endorse their primary enemies.

If patrick somehow turned Trump then democrats would win back all three branches of government, probably even before a national election through sheer compounding coincidences. Luckily rn he seems on track to be endorsing some kind of Hobbesian “war of all against all” given his recent tweets declaring an end to all law hahaha meaning terrorists and anarchists are gonna have a bad few years lmao.
 
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DogZero said:
I kinda hope Fat doesn’t go mainstream because if he does and the powers that be take a look at the record it’s probable the democrats will do whatever it takes to somehow make Fat endorse the GOP/Trump.

For real the guy is like a living sonichu medallion, his universal unlikability combined with strange effect on anyone’s fortunes he opposes means all some movement would need to do in order to gain power is make Fat endorse their primary enemies.

If patrick somehow turned Trump then democrats would win back all three branches of government, probably even before a national election through sheer compounding coincidences. Luckily rn he seems on track to be endorsing some kind of Hobbesian “war of all against all” given his recent tweets declaring an end to all law hahaha meaning terrorists and anarchists are gonna have a bad few years lmao.
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Democrat PR is ran by catladies and negresses who are just as unlikable as Rick so if he gets "recruited" he'll just be yet another libshit shill with botted Xitter likes like Brooklyn Dad or Evan loves Worf.
 
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Used cars❌ -> Health insurance❌ -> other people's books✅.

As they say: third time is the charm. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
 
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Is it so wrong that I want an actual credulous liberal pat ball washing journalist to do a deep dive into rickrolling? I really want to hear him explain the pay quasi situation to someone - I want to know what his actual internal cope is.

Is it that the $83k will be recovered from the MPD? Is it that the lawsuit is just dormant and soon will come forth again? Does he fully deny every aspect of it actually happening?
 
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If Patrick's brain weren't mush, he might have avoided stepping on this rake. Also, how would Passton hear wrong every time he opens his mouth? That doesn't make any sense, mush brain.
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I wonder if Patrick could get to the point he starts looking for that number everywhere he looks like that one movie about the guy obsessed with the 23 enigma. 8373699. The number of the pig.

What happened on August 3rd 1973 at 6 PM?
 
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Good morning! Did you know that cutting bloated government spending that favors the purse holders is the same thing as cutting millions from a fire budget in a known wildfire zone? Tah! Well now you know.
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The absolute audacity to whine about wrongthink lol. If Pat could round up every single person who purposely misgenders his fav tranny pornstars we’d all be enjoying prison. Just yesterday he claimed the country only cared about saying retard and that is what drove our voting habits. What is it he says? Every accusation a confession.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
Sorry for the double post I think this one should stand alone. The guy who said please do have fun after instructing civilians to throw paint balloons at fucking tanks is shitting on an actually reasonable tip.
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"Smear mud around your house" is paint balloon-tier advice.
 
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