🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[JustStopDude]

Too fatbrained to understand his "fans" are actually malicious enablers and that if you have obsolete equipment, you don't leave it crowding your desk and among shit you actually need.

Hopefully he'll have another "Ambien" episode on the plane so Xander doesn't have to suffer through this smelly, fat, progeria zombie pretending to give a shit about him.

Ralph is in the onlyusemeblade stage of his career.

 

[JAKL II]

Or just stream without it? Are you telling me that all the way back in 2015 Ralph made an initial half a grand investment to start streaming?

These things can’t be this hard to figure out. I’m just a pleb who knows jack shit about video production because I did something with my life instead of becoming a “content creator” (laughingstock.)

Using a Rode is a flex, you don't need shit but a headset and OBS to do this shit, Ralph like always is trying and failing to look professional while acting like a 13 year old jewish girl who needs to brag about her possessions to her broke friends.

 

[hesaback]

I've never done a podcast but I am from a sound tech background and that thing looks pretty simple to use.

https://www.podcastinsights.com/rodecaster-pro-review/

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

I've never done a podcast but I am from a sound tech background and that thing looks pretty simple to use.

https://www.podcastinsights.com/rodecaster-pro-review/

Would you still say it looked simple to use if it was damaged by repeatedly spilling beer and vomit on it and couldn't read the switches due to abuse of alcohol and drugs?

 

[AltisticRight]

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I regret to inform some of you he’s still alive

Imagine not knowing how houses are built in Meheecoh a slum-infested dump. Imagine living in an air conditioned house with proper heating. COULDN'T BE ME.

 

[hesaback]

Would you still say it looked simple to use if it was damaged by repeatedly spilling beer and vomit on it and couldn't read the switches due to abuse of alcohol and drugs?

Were you one of the DJs that played in the venue I used to run?

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Smoke escaped from the shack. The poor little guy looks less than thrilled to be back


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[InterestRateHawk]

SMOKE LOVES TO LICK THA GUNT CREASE - SMOKE DON'T FOLD TO BULLSHIT!

Smoke escaped from the shack. The poor little guy looks less than thrilled to be back

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[porkWellington]

Smoke decided to go outside because he saw Kitty Food Mountain and when the Gunted Ambien Zombie left the door open because he was sleepwalking, knew he'd be better off with the feral dogs.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So let me guess he got outside because Ralph took so many pills he left the door open when he went out to smoke

 

[EyeGuy]

I can't believe this only crossed my mind now, but think about it.

Julius Caesar had an affair with Cleopatra.

Julius Caesar. Jcaesar87.

Cleoptra. Cleo the cat.


HOE LEE.
THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS A COINCIDENCE.
RALPH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE, BUDDY?
THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH RALPH USED TO LARP ABOUT HIS KNOWLEDGE OF ANCIENT ROME.

( "Mah favorite book is Eye, Clawdius!")

 

[Braphamut]

AMBIEN, set ahn alarm fer mah flight.

... aww, shiet. Ah can't bu-leave dis strange reackshun ah'm havin' tew AMBIEN.

 

[MadStan]

BODY SHAMING IS NOT OK!!!!

Beneath those folds there is a human being god damn it!

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Smoke escaped from the shack. The poor little guy looks less than thrilled to be back

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Ralph spent ALL NIGHT looking for Cleo? Nigga, you can't even sit down in front of a camera for more than two hours without passing out and harming yourself

 

[Mynameisdark]

Ralph's seriously gonna blame Smoke/Cleo for why he has little cuts and bruises and not the face plant he did on stream. His brain is fried if he thinks that bold of a lie will pass as an excuse when there is literal 'pictorial ebidance.'

 

[Rage Pig]

Ralph's seriously gonna blame Smoke/Cleo for why he has little cuts and bruises and not the face plant he did on stream. His brain is fried if he thinks that bold of a lie will pass as an excuse when there is literal 'pictorial ebidance.'

He really is. Every time you think he can't sink any lower with his pathetic lies, he manages to surprise you.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Jesus Christ Ralph, we all saw you stumbling around disoriented with a laceration on your face like some kind of fat Joe Biden.

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggertits read my post, lmao.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So much brain damage he needs to read the farms to remember when he’s being insulted

 

[Rage Pig]

What does a surplus to parts mean, other than what Google suggests?