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Upset.
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🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Das rite. Only winners stumble around in a pilled out stupor, fall the floor, and sleep several hours while 700 people are watching and asking "is he dead?".
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- Nov 9, 2021
Oh fuck guys he's really got us! The guy who has no financial stability, has been abandoned by everyone he was ever close to, fled the country he was born in, pisses in empty bottles and sometimes drinks them, and lies about his sobriety every day figured out that we're the real losers here!
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- Sep 9, 2021
Is he talking to himself drunk and forgot he was posting on twitter?
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- Jul 5, 2019
I'm very happy that he seems to be taking our fashion advice to heart by bringing back the piss yeti aesthetic.
Mynameisdark
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- Jan 27, 2021
This might be a video Ralph recorded at an earlier date, because he doesn't have the small cut on his forehead from when ending the stream.
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- Aug 21, 2018
Lmao. He didn’t even @ anyone.
I mean that video of a drunken, disgusting shirtless pig man is like the Webbsters dictionary definition of what a loser looks like.
Like you could take that video to the middle of Timbuktu and show it to the first native you see and they will say “that looks like a loser”.
I also wana +1 the theory that’s a clip from an older video so he doesn’t look so bad.
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I regret to inform some of you he’s still alive
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- Nov 9, 2021
lol so we're stilling running with the ambien lie. Millions of people take it every day and don't do the retarded shit you do, buddy.
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His paypigs are absolutely retarded if they think yesterday was caused by Ambien. At best, he's taking multiple doses.
Rage Pig
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It's a yuge W if you wanna know the troof about it!
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Too fatbrained to understand his "fans" are actually malicious enablers and that if you have obsolete equipment, you don't leave it crowding your desk and among shit you actually need.
Hopefully he'll have another "Ambien" episode on the plane so Xander doesn't have to suffer through this smelly, fat, progeria zombie pretending to give a shit about him.
Hopefully he'll have another "Ambien" episode on the plane so Xander doesn't have to suffer through this smelly, fat, progeria zombie pretending to give a shit about him.
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- Oct 8, 2015
Adolwolf is the only real fan Ralph has. If you actually hang around his chat long enough you see 99% of the rest are ironic enablers there only to watch him humiliate himself. Many of his regulars openly mock him when he's away from the computer.
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I don't keep up with Cog, who did he rape?
I mean Ralph raped Allice but the man likes to project.
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Ambien (esp abuse of it) + gallons of alcohol makes people do stupid shit, lose any sense of where they are and what they're doing, and stumble and dodder around exactly like Ralph. It can take even someone once a healthy, productive, high-earning homeowner (not Ralph) to the ER, to jail, and to the streets.
Rage Pig
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His only source of income gone. And now he'll spend a few hundred bucks on his spite trip to traumatize his son.
I hope he can afford his Ambien supply.
I only take Ambien when I need to,
And I need to get some some rest, where's the sex?
I confess, I burned a hole in the mattress
Yes yes it was me, I plead guilty
And at the count of three I pull back the duvet
Make my way to the refrigerator
One dry potato inside, no lie, not even bread, jam
When the light above my head went bam!
I cant sleep somethings all over me
Greasy insomnia, Please release me and let me dream
About makin' mad love on the heath,
Tearin' off tights with my teeth,
But there's no relief
I'm wide awake in my kitchen
Its black and I'm lonely,
Oh if I could only get some sleep,
Creaky noises make my skin creep,
I wanna get some sleep.
I can't get no sleep.
I hope he can afford his Ambien supply.
I only take Ambien when I need to,
And I need to get some some rest, where's the sex?
I confess, I burned a hole in the mattress
Yes yes it was me, I plead guilty
And at the count of three I pull back the duvet
Make my way to the refrigerator
One dry potato inside, no lie, not even bread, jam
When the light above my head went bam!
I cant sleep somethings all over me
Greasy insomnia, Please release me and let me dream
About makin' mad love on the heath,
Tearin' off tights with my teeth,
But there's no relief
I'm wide awake in my kitchen
Its black and I'm lonely,
Oh if I could only get some sleep,
Creaky noises make my skin creep,
I wanna get some sleep.
I can't get no sleep.
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- Aug 5, 2022
He's actually crying into the void for a replacement Gayduh! 
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- Nov 9, 2021
He should just spend a little more and buy a rodecaster that's not so vulnerable to torta sauce damage.
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Or just stream without it? Are you telling me that all the way back in 2015 Ralph made an initial half a grand investment to start streaming?
These things can’t be this hard to figure out. I’m just a pleb who knows jack shit about video production because I did something with my life instead of becoming a “content creator” (laughingstock.)