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Haramburger said:
Now that I think about it, if it has a burrow it mightve already been in there with no way to trick it/call it out early. That's makes a little sense given the short extraction times some people were facing yesterday. Turtles also don't fucking listen, like cats. They can hear but basically don't obey shit.
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Tortoises hibernate for weeks, anywhere from eight to 16 weeks depending on size.
 
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Some of y'all are making an awful lot of assumptions about how individual Californians view natural disasters in other states.

Like you want Californians to be assholes so you can feel justified in your own assholery.

And you're up here telling everyone How Shit Be in California whereas if someone was like "It's a river and you shouldn't live near it" in response to the disaster in NC, y'all's response would be anger at people who ain't from around there telling the people there how to manage their shit like the people there are too stupid to know better.

Can't we just agree that LA sucks ass without inventing stories for why it deserves to go up in flames?
 
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I Hate The Disabled said:
Everyone is blaming the mayor, the governor, the dyke fire chief, God, and even The Hulkster for the fires. But the real culprits are those flyover state hicks who drive gas guzzling trucks, and use fertilizer to grow their crops (hey retards, buy your produce at your near by Kroegers like the rest of us)! That, and cow farts.
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This fire would totally not be happening if Kamala Harris was elected president /sarc.
 
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Which video most accurately depicts your response towards this disaster?

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Spaceman Spud said:
Actually I think people are citing scripture because Californian cities like LA are the epicenter of satanic temples, sodomites, and blasphemous groups like the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence who get celebrated by normies at baseball games.
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Californians have spent at least a generation or two celebrating their malicious narcissism. Not only that, but they've tried to force it onto the rest of the world as if it were a religion. Don't forget how they acted during the race riots in 2020, because I sure as Hell haven't. I know it's not every Californian who is like this, but more than enough of them do to make it the rest of the world's problems. I know full damn well that even feeling catharsis over this isn't the good thing to do, but we're only human, and it's next to impossible not to react like one.
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
You can only have deep roots if you are at least 1/8 descendants of a native pagan tribes of sub-humans who did not know what sedentary agriculture is when our ancestors started the industrial revolution.
Makes sense, right?
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By the time the British had started the Industrial Revolution many Natives had already converted.

Also, I have enough money to buy your entire family. You should call me sir.

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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Also confirmed they left the tortoise to cook in its burrow or suffocate when the fire drags the oxygen out of its hole.
Please archive tweets, especially those that admit to murdering a pet by leaving it behind to die.
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Tortoise tweet + replies:

"Our house is gone" + replies (some simp at VA's for LA offered to replace her recording equipment. Where's she going to use it? Under the bridge?)
 
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I think a few people in this thread appear to have a bit of a problem distinguishing between (VERY RIGHTFULLY) enjoying the schadenfreude of the Elites & True Believers within California having what they continuously vote for blow up in their face, and straight-up celebrating the destruction and death of the true innocents. I've seen people appearing to Truly & Honestly hope for every single Californian to die in the fires - meanwhile I see California Kiwis here, in this very thread, talk about how most of the rural state is Republican and equally fed up with the incompetent government as the rest of us, and how people within the state voted for the preventative fire measures that their government flat-out ignored. The Government and the Powerful have reaped what they sew, and so have the True Believer niggers & kikes who propagate it, but the people who see shit like the local Husband-and-Wife Bunny Museum burning down, and California Kiwis within this very thread talking about helping their Church Communities, yet continue to unironically hope for everyone's continued suffering, are a bit overzealous in lumping literally every Californian together.

There's an argument to be made that these people should leave, but that is asking people to uproot their lives/families, perhaps in the place they were born, and things will never get better there if all the good people literally give up.
 
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Mysterious Girlfriend X said:
I know full damn well that even feeling catharsis over this isn't the good thing to do, but we're only human, and it's next to impossible not to react like one.
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it's the classic liberal moment. "you need to let us mock you mercilessly at all times no matter what's happening, including during mass executions of christians, or during active shootings at christian schools, taunting you about children going to hell murdered by angry pooners, but when it's our people suffering, you need to have perfect christlike love and reverence for us, because now we're hurt and weak."

anyone who thinks that the LA sodomites would be sad over, say, a church full of god-fearing christians collapsing in rural missouri is smoking crack. individuals scattered around the city, maybe. and just like that, i have pity for individuals scattered across the city. but it was only a matter of time, either from a biblical or realistic standpoint. the DEI mayor set them up for this.
 
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God's strongest milkman said:
I have no feelings about the burning of California I feel the need to justify. A rotting inhumane urban center bring turned into a bonfire is just the natural consequences of how they ran their state. I wouldn't even call it a natural disaster.
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I would call it "natural" but I'm hesitant to call it a "disaster".
 
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KiwiFuzz2 said:
And you're up here telling everyone How Shit Be in California whereas if someone was like "It's a river and you shouldn't live near it" in response to the disaster in NC, y'all's response would be anger at people who ain't from around there telling the people there how to manage their shit like the people there are too stupid to know better.
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That's not how the NC flooding happened, extraordinary hurricane amounts rain got trapped on mountainside towns where runoff should've logically happened but didn't. They largely suffered because flooding happened in a place that's floodproof 99% of the time, the natural drain didn't work against all odds. Which in a working government would've been the ideal use of FEMA relief, people wrecked by a natural disaster that was a genuine surprise.
 
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Tonty said:
They likely couldn't find it in time if they have a large yard. Tortoises like to bury themselves in the ground and hide. Especially if danger is nearby.

EDIT: AirTag your tortoises, sheeple
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It gets warm, they burrow, I would assume a lot are hibernating hopefully. Fire around you and a big stubborn boulder to try and move. At some point you have to leave.
 
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