If you're in a firenado not much is going to save your house, but if you can cover your roof with mud you may get some protection from embers.
Paint balloon will actually get you killed. This isn't gonna help anyone in the extreme danger zone, but it could definitely help if someone is just on the outskirts of the major fires. Even then, doing nothing is better than the creative suicide pat suggests.
I wonder if he has some sort of Twitter service designed to find brand mentions or something, and uses that to reply. Something that uses https://developer.x.com/en/use-cases/build-for-businesses/brand-monitoring like Sprout Social.
The archivists work for a living and have families. This shit is Pat’s every waking moment.
That's when prison was invented by doctor John Prison while he tried to immobilize and incapacitate the same stalker twice at the same time! That was a really good experience for him.
I don't know if it was at 6pm but...
Fun fact!
Does Pat suck dick for cock or does he do it for cash.
Every time Rick calls someone else stupid I just think back to his gardening, Rick is a man who thinks a good way to manage weeds in your garden is to salt it, he's also a man who thought it was a good idea to photograph himself salting his garden, he also then thought it would be a good idea to post this evidence of him salting his own garden to social media, and to top it all off he thought it was a good idea to advise other people to salt their gardens.
I might have to give him this one.
There's also that time he set Hoolies on fire.
I'd start with a firebreak, personally.
Ah, a discerning customer of a more elegant variety.
I used to try to figure those out. I still try sometimes. But let's face it: Sometimes Fatrick just lies.
