Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ILikeYou]

Does Jack actually believe that anyone at YouTube actually cares about his inane ideas? Does he think these letters to companies (and apparently gov't bodes, according to his intro) matter to anyone, except his 'trolls'?

Funny that he thinks only paid subscribers to his channel should be allowed to comment, now, bc I recently watched a very old video of his from 10-14 yrs ago, I think, where he said that he didn't have a paid member option, at the time, bc he didn't want to ask people to pay a few bucks for his channel. He wanted it to be free to everyone. What's improved since then? Absolutely nothing. He sounds like drunk Cookie Monster, he looks like a melted candle, and his ideas are only good for trolling. That's his entire audience at this point, absolutely.

 

[Tiresome]

Does Jack actually believe that anyone at YouTube actually cares about his inane ideas? Does he think these letters to companies (and apparently gov't bodes, according to his intro) matter to anyone, except his 'trolls'?

"I'll send in YouTube, I'll send in Elon, I'll send in everyone IN MY POWERRRR!!!"

 

[densedance]

 

[Revelator]

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For your sake, I really hope you do. Although this seems like a humble brag.

 

[Tiresome]

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You GET closer to God during your fibrillations, fat boy.

 

[Marc]

You GET closer to God during your fibrillations, fat boy.

 

[p1138]

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So he feels closer to god while Tammy is washing his ass because he can't wipe on his own?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I know the moment Jack sees something really perverted in anime, he is going to rant about it given his whole thing of pretending to be a super concerned parent that other concerned parents will listen to his advice on things.

His head would explode if he ever saw something like "Ninja Scroll".

What ever happened to caffeine is evil you fat faggot?

He's totally forgotten about that but it's maybe why he drinks his coffee piss weak and with copious amounts of cream, sweetener and flavor shots.

At that point there, is it still really coffee? I mean Fatty is the reason why Starbucks exists. Triple mochafrappalappachino with extra whip and triple flavor shots is literally his idea of a coffee.

Fatty would 110% watch Bible Black and bitch about it

Of course he would. It has "bible" in it meaning it should be about Jesus and Christianity.

 

[Revelator]

Of course he would. It has "bible" in it meaning it should be about Jesus and Christianity

Yeah, I don't expect him to know Biblos is just Greek for book and where the Bible gets its name from anymore than I expect him to know most Japanese view Christianity as little more than cute window dressing for their weird cartoons.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

At that point there, is it still really coffee? I mean Fatty is the reason why Starbucks exists. Triple mochafrappalappachino with extra whip and triple flavor shots is literally his idea of a coffee.

Coffee milkshakes, yea. As for why he's drinking coffee? The part of his brain that hated it probably rotted away, in the most literal of senses.

 

[biggacracka]

Coffee milkshakes, yea. As for why he's drinking coffee? The part of his brain that hated it probably rotted away, in the most literal of senses.

The part of his brain that hates caffeine and blame his strokes on it is the same part that hates carbs lmao
We all know how that turned out

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

He's totally forgotten about that but it's maybe why he drinks his coffee piss weak and with copious amounts of cream, sweetener and flavor shots.

At that point there, is it still really coffee? I mean Fatty is the reason why Starbucks exists. Triple mochafrappalappachino with extra whip and triple flavor shots is literally his idea of a coffee.

 

[Simon]

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That coffee looks absolutely disgusting.

 

[Marc]

Jack will salivate over anything that looks like a felching accident.

Speaking of which, Rob has a new video:

The line about his hands being in the way because he doesn't have a studio was such a non sequitur dig at Jagoff that I laughed like one of the Barbarian Brothers.

 

[Aeritalia F-104S-ASA]

What the actual fuck is his avatar on fb? It's so disgusting and deformed.
Also "marking myself safe", strokehead can't into spellcheck.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

For your sake, I really hope you do. Although this seems like a humble brag.

His tribulations are the biweekly carnivore shits.

 

[Revelator]

His tribulations are the biweekly carnivore shits.

I don't believe he's ever had a clean poop in his life. Carnivore poops may make you feel like your butt is concave after the fact, but you don't need to wipe more than once and it (somehow) flushes with no difficulty.

I did carnivore for a little bit myself, the restrictions made my life miserable so I stopped.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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What the actual fuck is his avatar on fb? It's so disgusting and deformed.
Also "marking myself safe", strokehead can't into spellcheck.

Jack acts like Biden is going to ban all meat and take away all his smokers. Such an overdramatic loser

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

I don't believe he's ever had a clean poop in his life. Carnivore poops may make you feel like your butt is concave after the fact, but you don't need to wipe more than once and it (somehow) flushes with no difficulty.

I did carnivore for a little bit myself, the restrictions made my life miserable so I stopped.

I can only imagine what Jack's stools look like. I'm positive he has hehmroids from trying to push it out so much.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I can only imagine what Jack's stools look like. I'm positive he has hehmroids from trying to push it out so much.

He cycles through all seven types on a weekly basis.