Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[toilet_rainbow]

It’s shot and weigh in day. No new Ozempic posts on BlueSky yet, but she expressed her excitement last night (while also posting her latest not-food diary entry)



She posted a TikTok about how water aerobics is going two days in (spoiler: not great).

Spoiler: THE TONGUE CLICKING

Well, this is my second day in the pool! Um, I am leaving the gym now! Just waiting for the vehicle to heat up, because it is freezing outside! And my hair is wet, so that’s making me even colder! But it’s really not that bad! I can deal! Um!

Day two in the pool, I learned some things! Day one, uh, don’t get into the lap pool with everybody else doing that class! Because, uh, my body will hate me after, because I am forcing it to move when it’s not wanting to move! Because cold water freezes my muscles up! And it is unpleasant!

So, try- I talked to the teacher today, and– *stammers* the instructor, and I did some modifications! One, I stayed in the Arthritis Foundation approved pool, which is around 92 degrees. So my muscles didn’t get a chance to get cold! Um… That brought some challenges! I thought I would be able to hear the instructor… Um, that wasn’t the case! *laugh* Um, I just guessed what they were doing 90 percent of the time, and if I couldn’t figure it out, I jogged! I jogged in place, and I moved my arms and did what I could do! And when that class was through, I kept going! Because I made a goal of 90 minutes a day water aerobics every time I come! Um, and I want to come at least four or five times a week! Being in the water is great for me!

Um… *very deep sigh* I got a little distracted by my own… putting myself down for a minute, there! I just got deflated in a way! Because, um, here I am, I’m separated from the entire class for-on the other side. I feel outed and othered! Um, then, you know, um, I can’t hear the instructor because Auditory Processing Disorder in an indoor pool? Dey don’t mix! *laughs* I can’t hear a word of what’s going on! I’m guessing what’s being said… Hooo! Not fun!

And then I don’t have my glasses on because I’m in a pool, and I can’t see! Like… Oh my gosh! The eyes! The change in my eyes in the last year alone? My eye doctor wasn’t kidding about that whole switch! So!

So I just felt… *very long pause* disabled! Like literally disabled! But then I was like, adapt! Grow and adapt! And figure it out! Because that’s who I am! And that’s what I did! I- when I couldn’t figure out what they were doing, I did- I jogged in place, I moved my arms fast I could, I kept it going, and when they were done, I kept going too! So! I think I did pretty good today!

Later on today, I do the whole, um, *long pause and tongue click* the injection! And I do the uh, stepping on the *pause* scale thing! *mutters* Apparently TikTok doesn’t like those words! Other words for those! So!

*normal voice* Um, yeah! I will make a video showing what’s happening there! *chuckle* For now, I’m feeling pretty good! I’m worn out, I’m gonna go home and recover, possibly take a nap, and I will get back to y’all later about what’s going on! Going into week three!

And then an additional, very short video where she updates her current weight

Spoiler: transcript

[author’s note: she is extremely quiet in this for once. Had to turn her up on pretty high volume to make out what she was saying. She also switched to Blanche voice towards the last ten seconds of this forty five second clip]

I just took my week three of GLP-1. The oh, oh, Ozempiiiiic! *laugh* My starting weight? 300. *long pause* Today? 288. That is a total of 12. Yes. Twelve! I can’t remember the last time that scale said down 12!

Hooooo! Go me!

While I’m here, I noticed that Polissa uploaded her injection video on Instagram. That proud of it, I suppose?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

It’s shot and weigh in day. No new Ozempic posts on BlueSky yet, but she expressed her excitement last night (while also posting her latest not-food diary entry)

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She posted a TikTok about how water aerobics is going two days in (spoiler: not great). Transvript following soon

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And then an additional, very short video where she updates her current weight

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While I’m here, I noticed that Polissa uploaded her injection video on Instagram. That proud of it, I suppose?

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Make it make sense. Cold water freezes your muscles!? Why is she swimming in a frozen lake? And fuck her for adopting autism, my ass sensory issues.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

So, given her totally sedentary lifestyle, Piss is going too hard, too fast. Who the fuck starts out doing 90 minutes of anything?! Not even big fat Anna is that dumb.
And, look at her... she's already being a pain in the ass and making it more difficult than it needs to be--needing special treatment and accomodations. Piss is laying the foundation for the inevitable failure that she'll blame on everyone but herself.

 

[Simon]

It’s shot and weigh in day. No new Ozempic posts on BlueSky yet, but she expressed her excitement last night (while also posting her latest not-food diary entry)

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She posted a TikTok about how water aerobics is going two days in (spoiler: not great). Transvript following soon

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And then an additional, very short video where she updates her current weight

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While I’m here, I noticed that Polissa uploaded her injection video on Instagram. That proud of it, I suppose?

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This'll keep up for another couple weeks (at most) & then disappear. Anna outfatted Ozempic, so Piss definitely will.

 

[Potato Cat]

North-Central Alabama is currently under a Winter Storm Warning. In Pissa's area, 2 - 4 inches of snow are predicted, with an additional 1/10th of an inch of ice. While those of us in Northern climates might find this amusing, in Alabama it's a big deal. She's likely to lose power and the roads will be shit for a few days.

https://www.wvtm13.com/article/winter-storm-watch-alabama-snow-ice/63370614

 

[Hellfire Club]

You can have prescription swimming goggles but I honestly think they're a stupid investment for someone who clearly won't be in a pool in, say... a month?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

So, given her totally sedentary lifestyle, Piss is going too hard, too fast. Who the fuck starts out doing 90 minutes of anything?! Not even big fat Anna is that dumb.
And, look at her... she's already being a pain in the ass and making it more difficult than it needs to be--needing special treatment and accomodations. Piss is laying the foundation for the inevitable failure that she'll blame on everyone but herself.

In a pool slowly walking for 90 would be okay. No classes just waking but that requires a desire to fucking succeed. For my own money that's the way I'd do it, Piss on the other hand isn't exercising she's performing and working on the soon to come end of this arc.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Okay, just so everyone's aware...

YMCA indoor pools are typically maintained at 83 - 86F (28.3 - 30C for our metric frens).

That's what she considers freezing.

Spoiler: personal experience

The pool I swim laps in for my triathlon training is maintained at the same range. Sure, at the low end it may be a bit chilly when you first get in, but once you get 1-2 laps done you're just fine. And once you've put in a mile and a half, you're ridiculously warm and wishing you could drink water but it's all fucking chemically treated and you just wanna die. But you /can't fucking stop/ because you're not done yet and everything sucks.

Pissa relocating herself to the arthritic pool (aka: the fucking hot tub) is absolutely ridiculous.

First off, her working out in a cooler pool would be beneficial to her for inflammation reduction. Sure, this isn't as great as /actual/ cold water swimming, but 83F is better for her than 92F. Plus cooler water minimizes fatigue. She'd get more bang for her buck from her 'workout.'

Now for my horror rating, let's also bask in the knowledge that yeast is more reactive in hotter water. Nummy.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

My spoiler tags never work, but I wanted to relate this.

Muh TMI

Spoiler

We have a community pool, I was swimming with my kids all the time until the heater busted. The water got real cold, like under 60 degrees. My hands went numb and I did develop a migraine shortly after. Gave up after that. I think that I was so cold I was tensing myself and that it did actually hurt my muscles. So even though she’s typically a liar she has a point here, possibly, for once [\SPOILER]

 

[Trombonista]

This week I was reminded that Black Monday already exists. It's the Monday after the end of the regular NFL season, so called because many teams announce coach and coordinator firings on that day. For example, this year the Jaguars, Raiders and Patriots all fired their head coaches.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

The water got real cold, like under 60 degrees. My hands went numb and I did develop a migraine shortly after. Gave up after that. I think that I was so cold I was tensing myself and that it did actually hurt my muscles. So even though she’s typically a liar she has a point here, possibly, for once

There are actually tons of benefits to cold water swimming, which is typically between 60-70F with regards to cardiovascular function, increased heart functionality and increased muscular recovery from effort. However, it's commonly warned that swimming at those temperatures should only be performed by experienced swimmers, and below 60F it's recommended that wetsuits be utilized. If you have no experience cold water swimming, it's highly discouraged, as it's something you need to build up to. I will say that a plunge into a sub-30 pool where the water's aqueous only thanks to continued filter system operation and constant water agitation at the surface is homygawdyikes but really gets the blood flowing like there's no tomorrow. Let's also acknowledge that dunks like this will sober anyone lightning-fast.

I'll still hold that Pissa has zero points here, because she couldn't hear the instructor due to the instructor being by the other pool directing the rest of the class. A bunch of silver slippers swimmers aren't going to be doing cold-water swims. They were in 80F water, warming their bodies through motion in the water. Pissa's just too much of a special snowflake to tolerate temperatures below the 90F bathwater she was soaking her yeasty folds in.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

There are actually tons of benefits to cold water swimming, which is typically between 60-70F with regards to cardiovascular function, increased heart functionality and increased muscular recovery from effort. However, it's commonly warned that swimming at those temperatures should only be performed by experienced swimmers, and below 60F it's recommended that wetsuits be utilized. If you have no experience cold water swimming, it's highly discouraged, as it's something you need to build up to. I will say that a plunge into a sub-30 pool where the water's aqueous only thanks to continued filter system operation and constant water agitation at the surface is homygawdyikes but really gets the blood flowing like there's no tomorrow. Let's also acknowledge that dunks like this will sober anyone lightning-fast.

I'll still hold that Pissa has zero points here, because she couldn't hear the instructor due to the instructor being by the other pool directing the rest of the class. A bunch of silver slippers swimmers aren't going to be doing cold-water swims. They were in 80F water, warming their bodies through motion in the water. Pissa's just too much of a special snowflake to tolerate temperatures below the 90F bathwater she was soaking her yeasty folds in.

Informative post. It also stopped me dead. I was half considering a pool to help MY joints till I read "yeasty folds". I am never going near a pool for the rest of my life.

 

[Randomrando]

Doesn't she claim heat intolerance? Glad it was able to fuck off for 90 minutes so she could flail around in a communal bathtub, truly a miracle.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Doesn't she claim heat intolerance? Glad it was able to fuck off for 90 minutes so she could flail around in a communal bathtub, truly a miracle.

She did at one point but it turned into cold intolerance until summers back.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

It snowed in Florence



She posted the Ozempic update, only for her one regular commenter to suggest therapy to her




After my last post, she posted a sit and nod where she teared up over a British guy eating a sandwich and stating that it’s okay to eat whatever, whenever you like. She has claimed that her stepfather would make her stay at the table until she cleaned her plate as a child, and that was a major source of trauma for her

 

[Soup Sammiches]

It snowed in Florence

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She posted the Ozempic update, only for her one regular commenter to suggest therapy to her

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And then after the last post, she posted a sit and nod where she teared up over a British guy eating a sandwich and stating that it’s okay to eat whatever, whenever you like. She has claimed that her stepfather would make her stay at the table until she cleaned her plate as a child

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Absolutely fuck you to the pits of hell you disgusting beast. I went through that shit as a kid, don't you fucking dare try and make that a neat new badge.
I apologize, I'll take the tophats.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Once again, there's Piss putting all the responsibility on her step dad who forced to her clean her plate. Uh huh. Sure, Jan. This is the reason why she's an absolute unit as an adult? Who's been forcing her to clean her plate--and then some--since childhood? Who made her cram herself full of endless crap and snacks? It's almost like big fat Anna's latest shirking of her own gigantic fatness. It's... a medical mystery!
Is there anything Piss won't co-opt? She gloms on to everything that puts her in the "It's not my fault!" role. Piss is the epitome of lazy and the inevitable Ozempic failure is going to be epic.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Once again, there's Piss putting all the responsibility on her step dad who forced to her clean her plate. Uh huh. Sure, Jan. This is the reason why she's an absolute unit as an adult? Who's been forcing her to clean her plate--and then some--since childhood? Who made her cram herself full of endless crap and snacks? It's almost like big fat Anna's latest shirking of her own gigantic fatness. It's... a medical mystery!
Is there anything Piss won't co-opt? She gloms on to everything that puts her in the "It's not my fault!" role. Piss is the epitome of lazy and the inevitable Ozempic failure is going to be epic.

Spoiler: PL is falling from the sky

Now that I've calmed down I'll even poke a hole in this from the start. All my life till the metabolism kicked in I was 155, around 40 I bumped up to 210. At 6 feet tall that's just fine for me. The thing about us abused assholes? We try/tried to avoid food. I ate once a day whether I needed it or not. Thankfully now my headgear is flushed out and I'm not a complete basket case, I feel okay weighing as much as one of pissas legs.

The only time the "it's not that she can't she won't" doesn't work against her is finding that perfect role no matter what.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Once again, there's Piss putting all the responsibility on her step dad who forced to her clean her plate. Uh huh. Sure, Jan. This is the reason why she's an absolute unit as an adult? Who's been forcing her to clean her plate--and then some--since childhood? Who made her cram herself full of endless crap and snacks? It's almost like big fat Anna's latest shirking of her own gigantic fatness. It's... a medical mystery!
Is there anything Piss won't co-opt? She gloms on to everything that puts her in the "It's not my fault!" role. Piss is the epitome of lazy and the inevitable Ozempic failure is going to be epic.

She did exactly that in 2022. Claimed James doing that when she was four is the sole reason that she starting eating wrong and getting fat, because it destroyed her hunger cues. I'll repost it here since it was originally posted in at the end of a large video dump, and I think it deserves individual attention

(She also goes into some of her other food habits, past and then-present in it, such as that she wouldn't eat steak until she was an adult because she literally thought that they were snake meat)

Of course, she's also blamed her obesity on all sorts of other factors, but while incidents like that could account for trauma that therapy like Rubyfrost suggested could help with, at the end of the day it's all on Polissa why she's obese. I want to give her credit for trying to lose weight (with or without Ozempic), but she does this this time of the year every year and I'll be surprised if she's still doing either Ozempic or the pool by March. Especially if she's already complaining this much about the aerobics class not being accommodating enough.

 

[Spectator]

Watching the new My 600 lb Life starring Krystal A. I kept thinking, why does this bitch look so familiar?