Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

This is excellent, crazy race Nick with Sunny in the Balldomobile on their way to Hackerverse.

Very good.

I can't wait for the animation series, Initial D(egeneracy)

 

[BigThaiGreenCurry]

Correct, the ECRV finally just went live revealing that the whore shed sold for a shameful, shameful $70K less than initial asking price, and $45K less than even the last reduced price, which he might have gotten if he had simply scrubbed that damned shower. How embarrassing.

My guess is that a local family bought the place, and will have some family/church group etc come and help out to clean up the shower. Personally I would just pay a construction firm to redo the entire thing before I moved in.

In many ways I am actually more worried if a family with kids move in. Reikta drives drunk all the time, and if the kids are playing around on the streets on bikes etc there could be a serious accident.

Drunk Drivers are fucking disgusting, but drunk drivers who drive during school times/kids being out on the street should be put down like animals. At least if you are driving around at 2am you will probably only fuck yourself up, not take out the local family.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

In many ways I am actually more worried if a family with kids move in. Reikta drives drunk all the time, and if the kids are playing around on the streets on bikes etc there could be a serious accident.

That house has a rather long road/driveway leading exclusively to their house.
There is plenty of save room for kids to play without any regular traffic.

I'd be more concerned about the coke whore haunting the woods between the properties. (or the dog digging up her emaciated remains)

 

[dustnight]

He finally flushed the last ounce of cocaine?

 

[Tiger Jack]

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His first balldo has finally worn out and was given a tasteful burial.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

How the hell do you sell a house for under asking in this economy?

I hope the mortgage company makes him hand over the full amount instead of just letting him catch up, I wouldn't trust him to not immediately miss payments again.

Good on Nick managing to turn his second house into nothing at all by managing to catch up to his main home's mortgage that he didn't even need to take out.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Multiple court cases and burning every bridge and most of your income will really do that to a nigga. Is April going to keep living with Nick or is that bitch back on the market? Maybe that onions fella can make use of her cupholder.

 

[Melty Butter]

In other news, Vito has lost his home in the CA fires and Nick is chumming up with his pedo-ish people.


Edit ETA: Okay, I laughed. Dig at Nick?

New ETA Edit: This is false news. Vito is just enjoying another's tragedy.

 

[Maude Snew]

Multiple court cases and burning every bridge and most of your income will really do that to a nigga. Is April going to keep living with Nick or is that bitch back on the market? Maybe that onions fella can make use of her cupholder.

No good, way too old, and unlike Nick that middle aged accountant hairline doesn't do it for him.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

In other news, Vito has lost his home in the CA fires and Nick is chumming up with his pedo-ish people.

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How many people had to suffer so God could remove the few that deserve it?

 

[Finger Pistols]

How the hell do you sell a house for under asking in this economy?

Damage. Remember when the zillow listing first came out with the pictures? Just search on this thread for water damage and you'll probably find that period. A lot more capable people analyzed the problems with it, but to make it short it was absolutely busted from rusty water/pipes. The silent hill bathroom that needs to be fully replaced didn't help either.

 

[( ◠‿◠ )]

He finally flushed the last ounce of cocaine?

Finally completely blew out his asshole. RIP

 

[There She Glows]

In other news, Vito has lost his home in the CA fires and Nick is chumming up with his pedo-ish people.

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Edit ETA: Okay, I laughed. Dig at Nick?
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Fake news Vito posed in front of somebody else's burnt down house

 

[LiquidKid]

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THE PUG IS FUCKING DEAD, ISN'T IT!?

Either the pug is dead, or they had to tell the kids they lost the house

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

How many people had to suffer so God could remove the few that deserve it?

Well, its Cali so I think the sum is a bit more on a 1:1 or 2:1 basis.

 

[Law]

I can't wait for the animation series, Initial D(egeneracy)

>balldo_flopping_around.gif
>Runnin_in_the_90s.wav

 

[Muppetstudios]

It's a good deal as now he can pay his mortgage. If the Baldo Bunker was repossessed it could never be sold. It will have to be demolished like a serial killers house as nobody would be able to sleep in a bed knowing what went on there.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

It will have to be demolished like a serial killers house as nobody will be able to sleep in a bed knowing what went on there.

Not enough power washing could purify that place. The insides would have to be gutted and removed

 

[Maude Snew]

Not enough power washing could purify that place. The insides would have to be gutted and removed

But enough about Vito.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Congratulations to the house buyer! I shall send a 45-gallon barrel of CLR to them as a housewarming gift.

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Costs about a grand for a pallet of 4, but with the money they saved, its worth it.