Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Desktop User2]

Very true, but no doubt Nick's also feeding her endless hopium

The only thing we know for sure Nick offers her is cocaine. Lots of it.

 

[thebigdream]

His autobiography will be titled Atlas Snorted

I won't buy it until it's paired with Ralph's, Fatlas Sharted

 

[Maude Snew]

Ralph may have named his foal daughter after a streaming service, but at least she never tested positive for co-fucking-caine.

No, she just lives with a mother who is openly sexually attracted to little girls. There are no winners here, only victims.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Last year during the lolcow awards I disagreed Nick deserved to win and wanted Fatrick Tomlinson to win this year there is no contest whatsoever Nick won. The man ruined his entire life in a way that basically no other lolcow ever has. Like he set a new precedent for all lolcows with what he did during 2024 it's incredible.

 

[Folgers Can]

They were a family who hit some difficulties and needed a new place to live, per Nick. It was supposed to be temporary, but they never got to the point where they could afford their own housing.

This always seemed an odd story from him because they were somewhat recently well-off enough to have been homeowners, so you'd think they could have again rustled up enough credit to buy from Nick if he had been patient enough to ride out a contract for deed for them to eventually refinance:

In keeping with the pattern of them being better people than Nick in every observable way, they never let this prior home go into any foreclosure of public record, and instead they did the right thing by responding to early stages of financial distress with improvement and sale of the property for $21K more than how they found it, ensuring that the bank never faced any loss or even inconvenience:

If only Nick had learned a thing or two from his neighbors...

 

[Poop Shoot]

Nick’s obsession with bringing up Aaron eating his cum at any available opportunity is the gayest thing in this thread.

We get it Nick, you love the thought of a man slurping up your boys. I wonder how many times he’s mentioned April or Kayla performing that act? No… just the man?

Ok then. Faggot.

 

[Melty Butter]

I was working on this when @Folgers Can posted. Here's more information:

On the topic of the Hatfields & the Rekietas & Nick's conspiracy theories...

TL/DR: One of the Hatfields (probably Caleb) was likely the 4th person who reported to Pastor Melin. There are other contenders but the Hatfields were involved with the Homeschool Grace Homeschool Co-Op, The Evangelical Covenant Church of New London, and had "intelligence" based on proximity. Rekieta's younger kids played with the Hatfield's kids. Also, Caleb Hatfield works in law enforcement (almost certainly knows Pomplun) and briefly worked in CHILD SERVICES.

2017:

Nick's on the left, Jessica Hatfield below him, and Caleb Hatfield in the middle in red. This is from Caleb's FB. (Nick is tagged. It's him.)

Dispelling Misinformation & Reason for this Post:

• Credit where it's due. @anionfarflung and @daffodils briefly discussed the Hatfields back in June.
• There is NO ready indication (that I found) that the Hatfields are related to the Rekietas/Woltjers/Slettas, nor is there evidence that they "fell on hard times" although his income is not very high. Jessica is a stay-at-home mom, not an RN as was speculated on thousands of pages ago. Pomlun's wife or sister IS a nurse (stay tuned).
• I've been curious about the 4th reporter to Pastor Melin for some time so I spent some time digging into it.

Background:

We know that the Hatfields were the second home's prior occupants who were likely booted in early 2024 during the polycule. We also know that four people gave reports to Pastor Melin. From the Incident Report & Supplement:



It's believed that two of the people who went to Melin were 1) JaymeLee Wright nee Sletta, Kayla's half or step sister and 2) Paula Holmen, the Director of Children's Ministries for the Church and also the head of the Grace Homeschool Cooperative where it's believed the Rekieta kids attended and where Nick taught the Constitution before being dismissed sometime in 2023.

Chaney Bitzan, the ex-nanny, is likely the third person because Melin brought her up to LE, however, she was probably unaware that he was compiling evidence. My assumption is that Pastor Melin went to Chaney to verify what he had heard.

Who is the 4th person? More specifically, who would have information?
The Hatfields check a lot of boxes: The Homeschool Co-Op, the Church, proximity, and work in law enforcement & child services (stay tuned).

Spoiler: Other Possibilities

Most contenders include Kayla's other family members:

Kayla's mom, Sherilyn, or stepdad, Dan Sletta? Brother, Matthew Woltjer (good friends with the Hatfields) or his wife Jackie Woltjer are all possibilities The question is whether they would have motive to want their daughter/bio sister facing multiple felony convictions. I doubt it.

Having said that Matthew Woltjer who I profiled in a Xmas post, is rather radical with his sobriety:

(His underline, not mine.)

Knowing Nick and Kayla were doing drugs could be his motive. Otherwise, Matthew and Jackie only recently married and have a toddler. They're not involved with the Homeschool Co-Op.

Outside chance of AnneElizabeth Mae Meyer, another (step/half/bio?) sister of Kayla's, however, she's much younger and something of an underachiever who has only worked retail jobs. She's involved in the Church but she doesn't particularly fit the part to take action. Interestingly, she and Drex are FB friends.

Non-family contenders are Matt Christensen, Director of Youth Ministries for the Church or his wife, Melissa. Matt Christensen knows the Rekieta boys very well. He is the leader of most of the youth camps and there are many photo montages (still available) from the Church that feature him with the Rekieta boys.

Who are the Hatfields?
Aside from appearing to be good, God fearing people who lived mere yards from the Rekietas:
Jessica is a devoted homeschool mom who lived in the second home with her three kids and husband Caleb. Note the familiar home.

She was baptized by Pastor Melin in 2020 so likely relatively new to the Church:

Caleb is a soccer dad who works as a Corrections Officer for Kandiyohi County for $56K as of 2021. He also picked up some extra work in child protective services back in 2017.



Link
This information is from a 3rd party government salary website (appears to be reliable). There also exists official records of him working as a Corrections Officer in 2018. (Kandiyohi County seems to have stopped listing employees in subsequent years.)


Link
And, yes, in case you're asking, he likely worked with Aleisha Sweep in 2017.

A brief aside about Detective Pomplun:
1. Pomplun's address is not hard to find. He lives 2 minutes from Nick just up the street. I find that funny for some reason. We know he responded to the swatting back in the day. Did he ever pull Nick over for speeding?


2. Detective Pomplun's wife or sister (?), Kristin Pomplun, works as a Certified Nurse Practitioner for CentraCare, the company that drug tests Nick. Her specialty is tobacco detection. That puts her in the same general field of drug testing that Nick is subjected to in Willmar.

3. There is a Pomplun child (around 4-5 years old) who has performed in at least one dance recital with the Rekieta girls at the ballet school they all attend. (I just did a name search on the public pamphlet.) The Pomplun child is younger so they likely are not in the same class.

Conclusions/Theory/Questions:

• This will likely be Nick's anti-cop conspiracy theory when he returns to streaming, implied or bluntly expressed.
• It IS curious that the Incident Report left out the 4th person. Was LEO protecting one of their own (Caleb or Jessica)?
• The Incident Report DOES mention the Hatfields so...
• It's almost certain that the Hatfield kids played with Nick's younger kids including the 12 yo girls they both have. 12 yo girls often know what's up and share information. Regardless, they shared the Co-Op.
• The Hatfields likely witnessed the comings and goings of the Imholtes. They may have even played with the Imholte kids last winter. Aaron's kids' ages line up with the Hatfield kids' ages almost exactly.
• Caleb Hatfield likely watched Nick's streams. Did he tip off Pomplun to pay attention after being kicked out of the home?
• The Hatfields and Matthew & Jackie Woltjer are very close based on social media. Jessica Hatfield has posted over 100x since 2020. Matthew upvotes almost every post.
• It's almost certain that the 4th reporter to Pastor Melin was Caleb/Jessica Hatfield or Matthew/Jackie Woltjer.

Edit: Clean up

 

[Vibralldo]

Last year during the lolcow awards I disagreed Nick deserved to win and wanted Fatrick Tomlinson to win this year there is no contest whatsoever Nick won. The man ruined his entire life in a way that basically no other lolcow ever has. Like he set a new precedent for all lolcows with what he did during 2024 it's incredible.

Nick is the greatest lolcow of all time

 

[anionfarflung]

It's believed that two of the people who went to Melin were 1) JaymeLee Wright nee Sletta, Kayla's half or step sister

I think step sister is the right one, but also adopted. I'm pretty sure that AnneElizabeth is step, but I don't think she is adopted. IIRC something like 3 or 4 of the Sletta kids are adoptees.

PS Your post is an example of the best sort of Kiwi Farms posts.

 

[Folgers Can]

Let something go? Did they close on the house?

Correct, the ECRV finally just went live revealing that the whore shed sold for a shameful, shameful $70K less than initial asking price, and $45K less than even the last reduced price, which he might have gotten if he had simply scrubbed that damned shower. How embarrassing.

Next, we get to see whether Nick does the smart thing and uses these ample proceeds to pay off the ~$307K foreclosed mortgage balance in full so that he never ends up in this situation again (which would be ascertainable by public recording of a mortgage satisfaction in the coming weeks), or whether he merely cancels the sale by catching up the ~$10K-30K arrearage so that he can pocket the rest and continue to live high on the hog piling up more Velvet Elvises like trailer trash who just won the Powerball. Place your bets!

 

[Chazzed Up]

Correct, the ECRV finally just went live revealing that the whore shed sold for a shameful, shameful $70K less than initial asking price, and $45K less than even the last reduced price, which he might have gotten if he had simply scrubbed that damned shower. How embarrassing.

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Why would anyone pay $380k for that cursed shed instead of go buy a house somewhere else for that money that isn't a complete wreck and doesn't conjoin a property of a crackhead?

 

[Melty Butter]

Conclusions/Theory/Questions:

I left out one important question (I was having "save to draft" issues - is it only me? it never works for me.)
Here it is:

Aside from financial issues, did Nick kick out the Hatfields BECAUSE Caleb works in law enforcement?

 

[USAroXX]

Correct, the ECRV finally just went live revealing that the whore shed sold for a shameful, shameful $70K less than initial asking price, and $45K less than even the last reduced price, which he might have gotten if he had simply scrubbed that damned shower. How embarrassing.

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Soooo BASICALLY Nick sold the SPARE murder shower Home for slightly More than the "good deal" nick was offering to his side piece, Aaron? LOLOLOLOL

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Take a shot
AND START a pre-recorded CLE stream
LOSER

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I won't buy it until it's paired with Ralph's, Fatlas Sharted

Ah, the trashy Victoria Gotti ghostwritten spinoff of the Gay trilogy.

 

[Law]

How emotionally attached would they be to a house that they have not lived in for 8 years or more?

As emotionally attached as Nick needs them to be for The Narrative.

 

[where's baldo]

Elon Musk presenting the new "Tesla Penetrator".
A 1200 studpower all electric super sports vehicle.

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I'm sorry, I had to take a crack at this.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Correct, the ECRV finally just went live revealing that the whore shed sold for a shameful, shameful $70K less than initial asking price, and $45K less than even the last reduced price, which he might have gotten if he had simply scrubbed that damned shower. How embarrassing.

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Next, we get to see whether Nick does the smart thing and uses these ample proceeds to pay off the ~$307K foreclosed mortgage balance in full so that he never ends up in this situation again (which would be ascertainable by public recording of a mortgage satisfaction in the coming weeks), or whether he merely cancels the sale by catching up the ~$10K-30K arrearage so that he can pocket the rest and continue to live high on the hog piling up more Velvet Elvises like trailer trash who just won the Powerball. Place your bets!

Ralph finally sold his swamp land and his SOLID GOLD ring. He's moving on up! He can marry April and Nick will have a new swinging couple right next door! They can share drugs together and they can even share a probation officer! Now that's a sitcom waiting to happen.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Maserati should sue for royalties. They designed the Balldo back in the 1960's for F1 racing.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Congratulations to the house buyer! I shall send a 45-gallon barrel of CLR to them as a housewarming gift.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I'm sorry, I had to take a crack at this.

This is excellent, crazy race Nick with Sunny in the Balldomobile on their way to Hackerverse.

Very good.