Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TexOffender]

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THE PUG IS FUCKING DEAD, ISN'T IT!?

Hope not, I'm hoping he just sold some of those shitty paintings.

 

[Spergichu]

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Homie’s got some balls typing this out loud.

"Women are only beautiful when they find themselves beautiful." Or when they haven't had their bodies completley destroyed by having five kids, right Nick?

 

[Chazzed Up]

"Women are only beautiful when they find themselves beautiful." Or when they haven't had their bodies completley destroyed by having five kids, right Nick?

What about if they're fat and find themselves beautiful? Checkmate Nick.

 

[ShinyStar]

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THE PUG IS FUCKING DEAD, ISN'T IT!?

This is such a retarded post. Either the thing that happened is private enough that he shouldn't be posting about it at all, or he should just come out and say what happened. This man is so bad at social cues. He can publicly flirt with his side piece in explicit erp, and that's not a private enough thing to keep under wraps, but the fact that his house sold is super-top-secret-my-eyes-only - except I'll put enough info out that you can guess what it's about...

It's like deep down, he knows that his life is boring, but he hopes that making it vague somehow elevates him into some upper class that's experiencing a rare kind of life others should be jealous of.

Also, I know his word salad batch denials rant was about Aaron denying the cum allegations, but it read like a confession of how he's dealt with his daughter's drug test results. It read like a confession. What he was doing in his Seeeaaan! Seeeeaaaan! stream was a batch denial. And the whole tactic just looks like a retarded strategy that is super obvious when employed and guaranteed never to work.

At this point, Nick's brain is so drug-rotted that there are more holes than there is grey matter.

 

[Law]

Ralph isn't as pathetic as Rekieta right now.

Ralph may have named his foal daughter after a streaming service, but at least she never tested positive for co-fucking-caine.

 

[Folgers Can]

Step aside, King David, there's a new delusion of grandeur in town:

 

[Vibralldo]

"Women are only beautiful when they find themselves beautiful." Or when they haven't had their bodies completley destroyed by having five kids, right Nick?

I'm gonna take the less charitable interpretation and say that Nick is just straight up blaming Kayla for his rant about her ruined body, claiming it's her fault for feeling like her body isn't beautiful enough.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

January 8th marks Nick's grand return to Melton's chat.

Spoiler

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(Link to stream)

"Once I'm sentenced, everything should be good."

Words of a true winner.

Spoiler: It really works

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"
And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Water dissolving and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Under the water, carry the water
Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean
Water dissolving and water removing
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, into the silent water
Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Leting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
You may ask yourself, "What is that beautiful house?"
You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"
And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?"
And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?"
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, into the silent water
Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Into the blue again, after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, look where my hand was
Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (I couldn't get no rest)
Same as it ever was, hey let's all twist our thumbs
Here comes the twister
Letting the days go by (same as it ever was, same as it ever was)
Letting the days go by (same as it ever was, same as it ever was)
Once in a lifetime, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground

He’s referring to the house next door that he’s selling to pay off the foreclosure debt on the main house. They lived there before moving to the current house and so it probably has a lot of childhood memories tied to it for the kids (before it became the whore shed). Poor kids.

What's gross is that when Nick refers to the "amazing memories" there, he's not just thinking about the family times. He has a whole other set of "amazing memories" tied to that place, and 100% chance those are on his mind and this is a sly nod to April.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I'm gonna take the less charitable interpretation and say that Nick is just straight up blaming Kayla for his rant about her ruined body, claiming it's her fault for feeling like her body isn't beautiful enough.

I don't know the whole argument, but Occam's wins.

Do we know if the previous tenets were family? Seems like they were friends of the family or something.

I believe it was a sibling or cousin that was allowed to stay absent any rent at the insistence of Nick's parents, but they were evicted to make room for April. I did not confirm that but that was the rumor.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

"Just had a very emotional day with my wife and kids. We are letting go of something that has amazing memories attached." Thinking Mama and Papa Rackets aren't going to rescue the house from the bank after all.

He’s referring to the house next door that he’s selling to pay off the foreclosure debt on the main house. They lived there before moving to the current house and so it probably has a lot of childhood memories tied to it for the kids (before it became the whore shed). Poor kids.

How emotionally attached would they be to a house that they have not lived in for 8 years or more? I know this is Nick vague-posting for sympathy and to muddy the waters, but it is retarded.

It would be more funny if this means he is moving out of his main home to another without fighting the foreclosure. Given that this would be traumatic to the children, I hope not, but he is stupid enough to do it.

Do we know if the previous tenets were family? Seems like they were friends of the family or something.

I assumed that the father of the family (Caleb Hatfield) was a work associate of Kayla's stepdad (Daniel Sletta), since they were both corrections officers. That might not be the case after looking into it some more. Daniel was a CO in St. Cloud, while Caleb is a CO in Kandiyohi county

They were a family who hit some difficulties and needed a new place to live, per Nick. It was supposed to be temporary, but they never got to the point where they could afford their own housing. Nick whinged about wanting to sell it to fund his house expansion, but he did not want to kick then out and their could not afford to buy it.

He ended up doing it anyway a year and a half later.

This is such a retarded post. Either the thing that happened is private enough that he shouldn't be posting about it at all, or he should just come out and say what happened. This man is so bad at social cues. He can publicly flirt with his side piece in explicit erp, and that's not a private enough thing to keep under wraps, but the fact that his house sold is super-top-secret-my-eyes-only - except I'll put enough info out that you can guess what it's about...

It's like deep down, he knows that his life is boring, but he hopes that making it vague somehow elevates him into some upper class that's experiencing a rare kind of life others should be jealous of.

Also, I know his word salad batch denials rant was about Aaron denying the cum allegations, but it read like a confession of how he's dealt with his daughter's drug test results. It read like a confession. What he was doing in his Seeeaaan! Seeeeaaaan! stream was a batch denial. And the whole tactic just looks like a retarded strategy that is super obvious when employed and guaranteed never to work.

At this point, Nick's brain is so drug-rotted that there are more holes than there is grey matter.

It means what he wanys it to mean. He uses vague postings as evidence that 'you do not have the full story' and to milk sympathy. He likes to share personal details without actually doing it by leading people to logical conclusions, then if people are critical je can say, 'I NEVER SAID THAT!'

See his Hedo II admissions of exhibitionism.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

This is such a retarded post. Either the thing that happened is private enough that he shouldn't be posting about it at all, or he should just come out and say what happened. This man is so bad at social cues. He can publicly flirt with his side piece in explicit erp, and that's not a private enough thing to keep under wraps, but the fact that his house sold is super-top-secret-my-eyes-only - except I'll put enough info out that you can guess what it's about...

It's like deep down, he knows that his life is boring, but he hopes that making it vague somehow elevates him into some upper class that's experiencing a rare kind of life others should be jealous of.

Also, I know his word salad batch denials rant was about Aaron denying the cum allegations, but it read like a confession of how he's dealt with his daughter's drug test results. It read like a confession. What he was doing in his Seeeaaan! Seeeeaaaan! stream was a batch denial. And the whole tactic just looks like a retarded strategy that is super obvious when employed and guaranteed never to work.

At this point, Nick's brain is so drug-rotted that there are more holes than there is grey matter.

What's happening runs counter to his prior narrative that he had all the bitches and riches.

He can't just come out and say "I took an unnecessary loan out on my house that was ALREADY PAID OFF and then spent that money on more hookers and blow because I thought the Rumble gravy train would never end, but then it did end and I lost my house because my Hooker and Blow habits JUST GOT FUCKING WORSE and I never bothered to declare it a homestead after we moved."

So I just have to assume the pug died because he won't clarify. As Nick used to be fond of saying HOW EMBARASSING.

 

[Raikiri]

Isn't Balldo getting tested for alcohol and drugs? But he is more than likely not sober so how is it going to be any different after the plea deal? I'm guessing he failed those tests during the arrest(can't remember) but is it public how many has he failed after that?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Definitely not always thinking about cocaine:

 

[Desktop User2]

Nick whinged about wanting to sell it to fund his house expansion, but he did not want to kick then out and their could not afford to buy it.

TBF many family memories are meaningless compared to a fetish dungeon.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

His autobiography will be titled Atlas Snorted

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

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Homie’s got some balls typing this out loud.

Not a fag but does (1) have sex with men (2) whine constantly (3) use womanly tactics to be an entitled bullshitter at every opportunity .

Nah you straight homes. You straight.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

The degeneracy has always been a joke, guys! All this talk about another dude eating his cum is because it's HiLAriOus!

 

[Vibralldo]

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The degeneracy has always been a joke, guys! All this talk about another dude eating his cum is because it's HiLAriOus!

About as believable as Amos Yee and Nick Bate saying their pedophilia talk was a joke (they're convicted pedophiles)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

About as believable as Amos Yee and Nick Bate saying their pedophilia talk was a joke (they're convicted pedophiles)

See also: Nick’s chosen family of Dax Herrera, Christopher Vito Gesualdi, Patrick Melton, et al.

 

[Vibralldo]

This is such a retarded post. Either the thing that happened is private enough that he shouldn't be posting about it at all, or he should just come out and say what happened. This man is so bad at social cues. He can publicly flirt with his side piece in explicit erp, and that's not a private enough thing to keep under wraps, but the fact that his house sold is super-top-secret-my-eyes-only - except I'll put enough info out that you can guess what it's about...

It's like deep down, he knows that his life is boring, but he hopes that making it vague somehow elevates him into some upper class that's experiencing a rare kind of life others should be jealous of.

Also, I know his word salad batch denials rant was about Aaron denying the cum allegations, but it read like a confession of how he's dealt with his daughter's drug test results. It read like a confession. What he was doing in his Seeeaaan! Seeeeaaaan! stream was a batch denial. And the whole tactic just looks like a retarded strategy that is super obvious when employed and guaranteed never to work.

At this point, Nick's brain is so drug-rotted that there are more holes than there is grey matter.

Nick has a (self admitted) exhibitionism fetish and probably has oppositional defiant disorder (or whatever the right thing is)


He literally gets off on publicly annoying people and subjecting them to his degeneracy against their will. When he says "I want to tell you the whole story that totally exonerates me, but I legally can't, even though I've already talked about every other aspect of the case!" he's literally getting a dopamine high off it.

He's such a pathetic junkie that he's literally addicted to being annoying. It also lets his few remaining sycophants excuse his degeneracy. "Sure, there's a ton of evidence that Nick is awful, but he says he has an explanation he can't talk about due to his court case. I'm retarded and want to believe him, so I believe him!"

See also: Nick’s chosen family of Dax Herrera, Christopher Vito Gesualdi, Patrick Melton, et al.

Again, I don't want to accuse Nick of being a pedophile, but a man is known by the company he keeps...