Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Rekieta's only friend and ally now is this fat loser everyone wants to beat with a tire iron.

Melton isn't even his friend. Melton keeps him as a retard to laugh at. That's how far Nick has fallen. He's a pet retard to a pedo.

This is such a retarded post. Either the thing that happened is private enough that he shouldn't be posting about it at all, or he should just come out and say what happened.

But then he couldn't vague post and try and garner sympathy from random people online.

I'm gonna take the less charitable interpretation and say that Nick is just straight up blaming Kayla for his rant about her ruined body, claiming it's her fault for feeling like her body isn't beautiful enough.

No, stalker wife, it is actually you who said your body was DESTROYED.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Nick has a (self admitted) exhibitionism fetish and probably has oppositional defiant disorder (or whatever the right thing is)

This is the only caveat I have about his bizarre pedo-adjacent behavior - I have to wonder if it isn't some weird thing where he gets off on people shitting on him online and thus chooses to invite it at every turn. It's tragic that his children have to suffer the consequences of his paraphilic life-ruination fetish.

 

[Swole McPole]

They were a family who hit some difficulties and needed a new place to live, per Nick. It was supposed to be temporary, but they never got to the point where they could afford their own housing. Nick whinged about wanting to sell it to fund his house expansion, but he did not want to kick then out and their could not afford to buy it.

I'm kind of feeling sorry for April round about now. She thought she was moving up in the world, dumping her loser husband for that lawyer/YouTuber guy with unlimited cocaine and houses coming out the wazoo.

Five minutes later, she's had her collar felt by Plod, is facing felony charges, Balldo man turns out to be a skinter who dumps her and then evicts her from the crack shack and now she's homeless, jobless, husbandless and can barely afford a bottle of Summer's Eve to disinfect her well-used snatch.

Turns out that the grass isn't always greener... yet another win for the Toe.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I'm kind of feeling sorry for April round about now

You really shouldn't. She actively participated in everything that went down and after Aaron decided to make a clean break and divorce her she and Nick turned into vengeful harpies who actively tried to ruin his life. She definitely played a role in the Aaron Google account operation and has also participated in the gay-op fag posting on various streams.

She might be a victim for life because all she had was a nice handful of titties and a presentable ass, but that is passing quickly and then what has she got left? Nothing. She is a failure, no career perspective, no husband, no driver's license. She might as well join Nick when he goes to Vegas to die under a bridge with a needle in his arm.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He literally gets off on publicly annoying people and subjecting them to his degeneracy against their will. When he says "I want to tell you the whole story that totally exonerates me, but I legally can't, even though I've already talked about every other aspect of the case!" he's literally getting a dopamine high off it.

Episimological Edging seems to be an apt neologism.

 

[Vibralldo]

This is the only caveat I have about his bizarre pedo-adjacent behavior - I have to wonder if it isn't some weird thing where he gets off on people shitting on him online and thus chooses to invite it at every turn. It's tragic that his children have to suffer the consequences of his paraphilic life-ruination fetish.

I think he just gets off on making people disgusted and annoyed

It's probably a control/power thing. "Haha! I have broken the social contract by talking about my use of the balldo and made you uncomfortable! There's nothing you can do about it! I am your superior and I have invaded your mind without your consent!"

Pedophile thing is almost always a way pedophiles brag about their crimes without getting caught.

 

[GaryGray]

Reminder that all of this happened because some fat bitch most know for being the 4th voice of a side character in an anime got pissy that a man with gay pants was more popular than she was.

It all started because a bald Armenian got mad his lazy Mexican co-host was a walking stereotype so he hired a lawyer with the grammar of an eight year old to sue said co-host. Then a small town lawyer decided to get drunk and read it out on stream.

 

[Strix454]

I'm kind of feeling sorry for April round about now. She thought she was moving up in the world, dumping her loser husband for that lawyer/YouTuber guy with unlimited cocaine and houses coming out the wazoo.

Don't. Nick was living at the time in a dirty house filled with hungry kids that he was ignoring. She should have been able to easily see through his negro rich act and realize that she was looking at an embarrassing train-wreck broke-ass nerd who wasn't even paying his mortgage. He was a nerd at the time she made her big choice who was down to about 140 pounds who was quickly starting to look like a cenobite from Hellraiser.

Yeah. She turned into a coke-whore and made typical coke-whore choices. But its still on her. The biggest thing on her is that rather than be sane and run away after Nick gets jailed, she STAYS and gets as her inevitable reward drug charges that I'm pretty sure she could have avoided entirely if she had not gone back to Nick. It was also her choice to live in Nick's empty haunted looking silent hill manor house as his whore rather than get on with her life.

It was her choice at every step along the way of this long, sad journey since she got arrested to stay. Nobody can blame the coke now for her staying or lack of knowledge about nick or being fooled that Nick is somehow rich. She is staying because she wants to stay. If she thinks differently, she can walk out that door any time she wants.

 

[Lian Xing]

Nick...probably has oppositional defiant disorder (or whatever the right thing is)

No, it is the right thing. Nick is clearly a child given how he has destroyed his life, his marriage, and his family.

 

[Swole McPole]

Don't. Nick was living at the time in a dirty house filled with hungry kids that he was ignoring. She should have been able to easily see through his negro rich act and realize that she was looking at an embarrassing train-wreck broke-ass nerd who wasn't even paying his mortgage.

It was a rhetorical 'feeling sorry'. I don't have any actual sympathy for her. I just wanted to outline the ways in which her decisions have left her in a worse position than when she started.

If life always worked out the way it has for April, I'd feel like there was genuine justice in the world.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

It all started because a bald Armenian got mad his lazy Mexican co-host was a walking stereotype so he hired a lawyer with the grammar of an eight year old to sue said co-host. Then a small town lawyer decided to get drunk and read it out on stream.

It all started when an autistic boy from Virginia won a Sega giveaway contest.

That is the true genesis (heh).

 

[SargonF00t]

Melton isn't even his friend. Melton keeps him as a retard to laugh at. That's how far Nick has fallen. He's a pet retard to a pedo.

Nothing highlighted to me more about how far he has fallen, than when Melton is asking Rekieta stupid questions about April's vagina and Rekieta is answering him, like he was having a great old time with a friend.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

I love how Alex Stein gets so excited every time he gets the chance to tell someone about Rekieta's Cuck and Drug Empire downfall.

Him telling Burt from Fishtank as Burt is having a psychotic meltdown made me laugh until I cried. He's throw out "another win for the Toe!" also. I like this dude.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

It was her choice at every step along the way of this long, sad journey since she got arrested to stay. Nobody can blame the coke now for her staying or lack of knowledge about nick or being fooled that Nick is somehow rich. She is staying because she wants to stay. If she thinks differently, she can walk out that door any time she wants.

Very true, but no doubt Nick's also feeding her endless hopium because she's the closest thing to the ideal, compliant pet; which brings me to the next question:

Are April's parents (who live in nearby Litchfield) powerless hicks to knock some sense into their firstborn? Did April brutally disown them because she's convinced she doesn't need her own family support structure as a check and balance?

 

[Strix454]

Nothing highlighted to me more about how far he has fallen, than when Melton is asking Rekieta stupid questions about April's vagina and Rekieta is answering him, like he was having a great old time with a friend.

The thing about that is you wonder how long it will be until April just takes Nick out. Melton made her internet life absolute hell for a long time and now she not only has to pretend to be nice to a disgusting subhuman pedo-leaning no hygiene monster like him, but she has to be aware that Nick is proudly discussing the details of her vag with Melton in public.

Welcome to being Mint Salad April. But at least she has the excuse of being actually retarded. And these days, Riley probably has a higher income than Nick does.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Melton isn't even his friend. Melton keeps him as a retard to laugh at. That's how far Nick has fallen. He's a pet retard to a pedo.

And you know that it doesn't occur to him at all that he's being laughed at by the dabbleverse creeps. I hope he ends up going to MAPton's pedo convention so he can find out the hard way that he's being used as a party clown and the narc injury hits him all at once in a public setting.

 

[TherapyMan]

You really shouldn't. She actively participated in everything that went down and after Aaron decided to make a clean break and divorce her she and Nick turned into vengeful harpies who actively tried to ruin his life. She definitely played a role in the Aaron Google account operation and has also participated in the gay-op fag posting on various streams.

It was her choice at every step along the way of this long, sad journey since she got arrested to stay. Nobody can blame the coke now for her staying or lack of knowledge about nick or being fooled that Nick is somehow rich. She is staying because she wants to stay. If she thinks differently, she can walk out that door any time she wants.

What April and Kayla have in common are the two of them are not fully formed human beings. For whatever reason, due to upbringing, culture, mental illness, or their own bad traits, they are the types to outsource all of their decision-making and personality to their partner—in this case, Nick. In other words, one of the worst possible people to be completely dependent on or take direction from.

Both of them have placed themselves at such an unenviable level of emotional and economic dependence on Nick that improvement will never manifest. These sorts of people will never pull themselves up by their bootstraps or improve their situation because they've made themselves so helpless that they don't even know the first step of being independent. They are so far behind on the game of being an adult human being that the very concept of independent living seems impossible. They are eternal adolescents looking for a father to baby them forever and even if they do escape Nick, they will inevitably repeat the process with the next man to enter their lives. Because they do not know any other way to live other than leeching from their partner.

That does not excuse them from being bad people, doing bad things, or hurting people. But such a cursed existence I do find at least a little bit pitiable.

 

[AnOminous]

Even waddling out on camera, pilled out and looking like my profile picture, Ralph isn't as pathetic as Rekieta right now.

Just a couple nights ago, Ralph collapsed in a drunken stupor, then crawled around on his piss bottle covered floor helplessly for several minutes before stumbling and staggering around unable to figure out how to turn off his stream.

At least he wasn't superchatting a repulsively obese, greasy pedophile, though, paying for the privilege of confessing to being a total pillowbiting faggot to the pedophile's audience.

Step aside, King David, there's a new delusion of grandeur in town:

Lmao now this absolutely weak, etiolated, drug-ravaged skelly thinks he's fucking Atlas. Kill yourself Nick.

His autobiography will be titled Atlas Snorted

Atlas Cucked.

 

[Folgers Can]

His autobiography will be titled Atlas Snorted

Atlas Cucked.

Having learned so much more about his gay obsessions in recent weeks, Atlas Plugged is more like it.

Do we know if the previous tenets were family? Seems like they were friends of the family or something.

I assumed that the father of the family (Caleb Hatfield) was a work associate of Kayla's stepdad (Daniel Sletta), since they were both corrections officers. That might not be the case after looking into it some more. Daniel was a CO in St. Cloud, while Caleb is a CO in Kandiyohi county

Going off a quick skim of some obits and Facebook the wife, Jess Hatfield (née Delk) came from Indiana and her entire family stayed there, while Caleb's parents Janet and Steve also raised him in Indiana before moving to Oregon in his adulthood, so the earliest Minnesota connection appears to have been when his brother Andrew moved to Minnesota and stayed there likely to be closer to the family of his wife Liz Hatfield (née Gehrke), whose family came from the nearby Montevideo area and eventually settled in Spicer. Notably Caleb's dad also worked in corrections at one of the large prisons in the New Castle/Middleton area where Caleb and Jess came from, so it would make sense that Caleb started out in the family business and moved to Minnesota near his brother looking for similar work, ultimately meeting Dan Sletta in that connection.

In any event, between Facebook and the public marriage name search portal there's no sign of anyone on the Gehrke side of the family having married into the Woltjers' or Slettas' extended family either, so if they were relatives it would have to be as very distant cousins if at all. More likely they are just friends of friends who met through Caleb's and Sletta's line of work, and/or through the church, whose Facebook can be searched to find some comments from Jess as though she's a fellow member.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Atlas Snorted

Atlas Cucked

Atlas Plugged

The Fifty Shades of Gay trilogy.