Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

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  • Sam Hyde

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Vect said:
It's the same attorney who represented them in Hosseinzadeh v. Klein, the suit that made them heroes. I'd be more sympathetic to the subreddit if the bulk of their criticism wasn't just because they can't take criticism of Palestine.
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Snark for me, but not for thee!

& it's weird how Ethan frames the snarksub as being created and run by Hamas supporting antisemities, because that subreddit existed waaaay before October 7th, I think it (or a previous iteration of it - like, there's been quite a few h3 snark subs that kept getting shut down) was founded by Trish fans following the Frenemies falling out? Ethan encouraged his fans to post in the Trishasnarksub, so the Trisha fans made an H3snarksub to talk smack about Ethan in response.
 
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SandyCat said:
He's slowly turning into Matt Hoss.
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At least Matt Hoss was fit and knew parkour. I feel like Ethan would die if he tried to exert himself at all.

At risk of making an esoteric literary reference, I imagine him being like "The Man in Asbestos" where he lives forever and doesn't want for anything, but if he falls over at all, he breaks, because how fragile his way of life has made him.

"Yes," he continued, "we live for ever, unless, of course, we get broken. That happens sometimes. I mean that we may fall over a high place or bump on something, and snap ourselves. You see, we're just a little brittle still--
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A good read if you're a fan of allegorical sci-fi short stories.
 
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hothead said:
It's amazing how fast Ethan Klein went from being an internet hero to an internet supervillain.
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Eh, there were definitely signs Ethan would eventually go down this path. For example, his years-long blind rage directed at Trisha for quitting Frenemies during a psychotic break. Like, she's a severely Bipolar former stripper who became internet famous for doing muckbangs and dating David Dobrik's C-list buddy Jason Nash. What did Ethan think would happen? He's lucky Trisha worked on the show for as long as she did. This is a woman who once identified as a chicken nugget. If Ethan wasn't a petulant asshole, & had an ounce of business sense - he'd have wished her well, sent balloons or a teddy bears to whatever hospital room she was 5150'ed in, & waited a few months for her manic episode to flame out.
 
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Eventide said:
Eh, there were definitely signs Ethan would eventually go down this path. For example, his years-long blind rage directed at Trisha for quitting Frenemies during a psychotic break. Like, she's a severely Bipolar former stripper who became internet famous for doing muckbangs and dating David Dobrik's C-list buddy Jason Nash. What did Ethan think would happen? He's lucky Trisha worked on the show for as long as she did. This is a woman who once identified as a chicken nugget. If Ethan wasn't a petulant asshole, & had an ounce of business sense - he'd have wished her well, sent balloons or a teddy bears to whatever hospital room she was 5150'ed in, & waited a few months for her manic episode to flame out.
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Exactly, you should use crazy women for entertainment; don't try to be their therapist.
 
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Here's another gentle reminder that the Memphis mass shooter who livestreamed the execution of three innocent people had Teddy Fresh merchandise.
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According to H33B, we're all guilty because of one fedpost that was removed within 15 minutes. It took longer for the snuff livestream to be removed.
So by this logic, H33B "we should bomb an NRA conference" Klein is also guilty.

You're not going to DMCA shit you fat diaper-wearing rat.
 
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Eventide said:
I think it (or a previous iteration of it - like, there's been quite a few h3 snark subs that kept getting shut down)
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Which makes me wonder what he hopes to achieve with his DMCAing. Then again, he managed to get that Hila IDF clip taken off the Internet. Doesn't exist anywhere any more; you simply cannot see it.
 
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Fire status? If not Ethan's home directly, at least one podcast staffer has got to have their home torched by now.
 
I don't think past Ethan would care at all if you showed him a premonition of what he becomes, he would only have a problem with the fact that he stopped being as good at covering up how much of an unoriginal hack he is. His early stuff was just copying Sam Hyde, at his peak he was copying his "friends" like Idubbbz and Filthy Frank (who allegedly is the one that originally came up with Vape Nation). Now he's trying to be Howard Stern for livestreaming with his podcast, making money from exploiting mentally ill retards.

He never really had many truly original ideas, he just got lucky by being a fat schlub that was good at going viral, I call it the "Boogie Gambit". Unlike other Internet celebrities that get famous by being attractive, you can also gain attention by the inverse as long as you're okay with it being at your expense. Unfortunately the strategy doesn't ever go over well when they eventually get tired of people calling them a fat retard and want to be taken seriously.
 
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Oliver Onions said:
Which makes me wonder what he hopes to achieve with his DMCAing.
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He's not going to sue - if sueing to remove the subreddit was possible/not the legal fees equivalent of pissing in the wind, Ethan would have done so already, instead of derailing his podcast by bitching about said sub's existence (& bringing more attention to it) for literally months. & if it was actually ran by an organized group of antisemites solely targeting Ethan due to his & his wife's Jewish faith/his wife's Israeli citzenship, he'd he gotten the ADL, the FBI, or some other entity of authority involved by now.

Like I said previously, the original H3snarksub was created by Trisha fans in retaliation to Ethan actively encouraging h3 fans on his podcast to talk sh!t/viciously cyberbully Trisha (who is a Jewish woman - so does that make Ethan/the H3 fandom organized antisemites?) on the (now deleted) snarksub "Trishyland". Here's a screenshot a Hasan fan found from the old sub:



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There was even articles written about Trishyland, highlighting the vicious abuse Trisha experienced during her high risk pregnancy (literally there were frequent horrific posts there telling her die in childbirth):


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Ethan NEVER came to Trisha's defense, he encouraged the snark!

TLDR Ethan cannot sue, discovery would just play a clip of Ethan encouraging h3 fans to join Trishysnark and cyberbully Trisha, & the judge would toss the case out.


Anyway, back to the topic of H3Snark:

Unlike Trishyland, none of the posters of H3Snark are actively wishing for Ethan's demise (and if any posts do, they seem to be deleted immediately by the mods/go against the subreddits rules). & despite Ethan's insistence the subreddit is a plot organized by antisemites, many of the commenters claim to be Jewish, and quite a few express their support of Israel (it may not be the most common viewpoint there, but it's not 100% composed of "Free Gaza" Hasan fans as Ethan argues).

Generic H3snarker comments: "Anyone else notice Ethan has become a miserable curmudgeon?" "Why isn't h3 funny anymore?" "Why is Ethan so rude to the crew during the show?" "Did anyone else get banned from livechat for disagreeing with Ethan's stupid hot take?" "Look what's Trisha's doing! I'm so proud of her" "I think Ethan is on Wegovy, that's why he keeps taking long bathroom breaks" "Did Ethan just say he wants Jefree Star on the h3 podcast? WTF?"

Ethan: OMG LOOK AT THOSE NAZIS THIS IS A HATE CRIME! I AM BEING HATE-CRIMED 🤦‍♀️
 
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Bebepine said:
Anyone have thoughts on the dwarf making a tiktok exposé about being on the H3H3 Podcast?

Lil guy thought going on the podcast would be an “educational moment” - which leads me to believe this guy picked the wrong show for attention.
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Can’t wait to see Ethan rage at this.
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this picture's hilarious. the tiktok caption, the surprised soy look, the massive hands in proportion to the rest of his body. could be meme'd pretty good i think
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Get the rope Macaulay! said:
@Catch The Rainbow defend this, Ethan did to Trisha what Israel does to the US
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Trisha has outplayed Ethan in every way possible. Marrying Hila's brother and making him into her cuckboi has been the worst insult to Hila that Ethan couldn't match unless he did something drastic.

For context, Hila is Sephardic. Sephardis are very big on family and have close knit families. After Hila's dad died, she only had her brother and her mother left. Trisha seduced her brother, made fun of her ethnoreligion, caused her brother to break a fundamental cultural taboo on intermarriage, and caused Hila to not be able to see her only family member in America due to her husbands drama with Trisha.

Ethan was outplayed by a retarded whore.
 
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