Jerma985 - Because fuck it, let’s get a Jerma thread going. Meow.

-all that shit-
I haven't actively played tf2 since probably ~2015 but some of my best online memories were thanks to that game, and source games in general. I hold those games fondly in my heart and no amount of dick-choppers or gooners will take that from me. Abandoning those memories or that mindset that made the game special to you is letting the trannies win.
 
I haven't actively played tf2 since probably ~2015 but some of my best online memories were thanks to that game, and source games in general. I hold those games fondly in my heart and no amount of dick-choppers or gooners will take that from me. Abandoning those memories or that mindset that made the game special to you is letting the trannies win.
That's why I said 2025, if you're still mentally stuck in the past of being a child then maybe it's time to grow up lmfao. If the real world is that scary that you have to hide in some happy memory of TF2 in 2015 it lowkey sounds like the plot of mr robot where his father molested him so he created a fictional hacker character.

I feel like even the thread title speaks for itself "Jerma985 - Because fuck it, let’s get a Jerma thread going. Meow." lol
 
That's why I said 2025
And that's still stupid. I know source games are good because I played them when I was young and liked them, that's why I mentioned my fond memories. The communities non withstanding they are still good games. If someone I knew was just getting into pc gaming I wouldn't say "Oh no dude don't play source games they're full of trannies." because that would be retarded. I don't really get what point you're trying to make here.
 
And that's still stupid. I know source games are good because I played them when I was young and liked them, that's why I mentioned my fond memories. The communities non withstanding they are still good games. If someone I knew was just getting into pc gaming I wouldn't say "Oh no dude don't play source games they're full of trannies." because that would be retarded. I don't really get what point you're trying to make here.
A lot of people who had good memories in that game come back after doing their transition and still cling onto it as it's their 'comfort nostalgia' game due to real life sucking after them coming out as queer / trans. So I assume that's why there's such a large population of those people either watching Jerma985 or playing TF2. It's weird, it's literally everywhere now. They're grossly over-represented considering those sorts of people should be pretty rare. They're way more common in these old games. I've literally told many of my IRL friends to not bother with those sorts of games as it's literally a 'safespace', most Garry's mod servers now days will instantly freak out if you say anything remotely edgy and outright ban you for calling anyone a troon. (All of them have deltarune pfp)
 
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You have to go back, it's the only way.
 
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You have to go back, it's the only way.
I could bicep curl you at the end of the day. That's all that matters. Unless you're a bed-breaking heavy lardass.
 
I could bicep curl you at the end of the day. That's all that matters. Unless you're a bed-breaking heavy lardass.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
 
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TF2 is still a good game actually, there are still no competitive shooters that are better. Sorry!

That's the hard truth really, no amount of irony-poisoned contrarianism can deny that Valve in the 2000s hit it out of the ballpark multiple times when making their games. I know being obsessed over the culture war has become a substitute for a personality these days, but retroactively labeling everything made before 2016 as some verboten plague due to dick-cutters liking them too is pathetic. I mean you might as well stop drinking water because a looney troon also took a sip from a water fountain in 2021.

Now to sweep away the Newfag's shit and get back to the thread topic:


A decade has passed since the original Jerma-rumble series ended. One of my favorites.
 
That's the hard truth really, no amount of irony-poisoned contrarianism can deny that Valve in the 2000s hit it out of the ballpark multiple times when making their games. I know being obsessed over the culture war has become a substitute for a personality these days, but retroactively labeling everything made before 2016 as some verboten plague due to dick-cutters liking them too is pathetic. I mean you might as well stop drinking water because a looney troon also took a sip from a water fountain in 2021.

Now to sweep away the Newfag's shit and get back to the thread topic:


A decade has passed since the original Jerma-rumble series ended. One of my favorites.
Anyways, back to HOI4 troonlarp or something. Also your argument makes no sense, the water wouldn't change because someone found it offensive.
Meanwhile media and video games as well as streamers pander and try to avoid offending terminally online troons while grinding against their favourite Ikea shark.
If dickcutters were making my water taste like shit, I would also avoid drinking it. They make the games unbearable to play as they constantly push for specific changes or sneak their little flags into things that shouldn't be there. Like they kept making trans-fetish stuff of jerma and sneaking trans flags into cosmetics in tf2. I'm sure if someone was shitting in your water you'd stop drinking it too.
 
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Anyways, back to HOI4 troonlarp or something. Also your argument makes no sense, the water wouldn't change because someone found it offensive.
Meanwhile media and video games as well as streamers pander and try to avoid offending terminally online troons while grinding against their favourite Ikea shark.
If dickcutters were making my water taste like shit, I would also avoid drinking it. They make the games unbearable to play as they constantly push for specific changes or sneak their little flags into things that shouldn't be there. Like they kept making trans-fetish stuff of jerma and sneaking trans flags into cosmetics in tf2. I'm sure if someone was shitting in your water you'd stop drinking it too.
You said you were leaving. Why are you still replying and shitting up the thread?
 
A decade has passed since the original Jerma-rumble series ended. One of my favorites.
Jerma Rumble helped me find and cement Jerma as a funny tuber I watched. I half followed him as he streamed because for the first few years he put effort in and had annual Jerma Rumble streams which were hype for me even if they didn't have the magic of the original videos. Sad he quit doing them. When he stopped doing them or even mentioning them I stopped following him completely.
 
Jerma Rumble helped me find and cement Jerma as a funny tuber I watched. I half followed him as he streamed because for the first few years he put effort in and had annual Jerma Rumble streams which were hype for me even if they didn't have the magic of the original videos. Sad he quit doing them. When he stopped doing them or even mentioning them I stopped following him completely.
I don't remember which one it was (probably one of the last), but my favorite rumble was the one where he foolishly made the green screen character absolutely massive with maxed out stats and every time he showed up he would just dominate the other wrestlers to a comedic extent.
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I don't remember which one it was (probably one of the last), but my favorite rumble was the one where he foolishly made the green screen character absolutely massive with maxed out stats and every time he showed up he would just dominate the other wrestlers to a comedic extent.
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That's also a reason that it hurt me more he quit doing them. The last few were legit fun as hell with stupid moments like that.
 
Watching Jerma's stream today. It is some really boring stream about some anime game called "Infinity Nikki". I don't really watch streams so maybe my base is completely off but the only joke so far has been chat getting mad at Jerma's choice of clothes which wasn't even that bad.
 
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