🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Douglas Mortimer]

It's still hard to believe how old he looks. Gives off late era Harry Carey vibes with that fried hair.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

People keep saying he is hitting rock bottom, every week.

He's very skilled with a pickaxe

 

[Mahavitchnu Orchestra]

It's still hard to believe how old he looks. Gives off late era Harry Carey vibes with that fried hair.

Schlubs win...

 

[There She Glows]

Any bets on what he's going to lose this trip? Phone? Special big boy passport?

 

[AltisticRight]

Any bets on what he's going to lose this trip? Phone? Special big boy passport?

Another tit.

 

[TulpaTownW]

Ralph is so stupid he doesn't even understand what Dax and Milo are trying to do for him with an 'intervention stream'. "I'll SMOKE YOU BISH HOW DARE YOU COME AT ME" "I haeard you talkin shit"

 

[Big Fat Frog]

Hi Coach Gunt Pill. https://archive.ph/VWIv8
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Ralph trying to end the video in a drugged-out stupor reminds me of when babies grab a phone while it has the camera on and record themselves

 

[Spergichu]

I'm amazed Ralph doesn't have any real dirt on Milo and is willing to burn this bridge. I always assumed that they both had Epstein-esk files on one another so that's why Milo degraded himself to go on Ralphs show.

Ralph must've forgotten about it after he hit his head falling down, poor thing.

 

[Um...]

It's still hard to believe how old he looks. Gives off late era Harry Carey vibes with that fried hair.

Look at his bloated drunk ass.

Drunk, belligerent and disheveled with a cut on his nose from drunkenly falling on his face. He’s bloating back up and on a prolonged bender. On an all-night flight/bus trip.

I love it.

 

[Cornelius James]

He looks so bad now. No wonder he uses a black-and-white filter all the time.

 

[TulpaTownW]

Fucking lost it at "in dick massersons house with eighty girl"

"with eighty girl with sean whoever we can get" lmao he doesnt know its 'eighties girl' and that sean has quit the show.

 

[3MMA]

Why is this in a bathroom?

It all started with a bathroom video where Milo claimed he’s “passing an uncomfortable stool,” then called Ralph “piggertits” & posted it all to X along with some very unflattering shirtless Ralpha pics. The entire thing is strangely focused on bathrooms. It started in a bathroom & will probably end in one.

Link:

https://x.com/nero/status/1877149119464022164/

ETA:
Archive:

https://archive.ph/lb3bF

Looks like his appearance on the Killstream next week is currently cancelled due to the bathroom bickering, & Milo is going on PodAwful, for now.

 

[just Reading a post]

He looks so bad now. No wonder he uses a black-and-white filter all the time.

He looks 70 years old. I knew drug and booze abuse aged you. But he looks like he should be talking about whippersnappers and WW2.
But then he opens his mouth and he talks like a retarded wigger who has had 50 blows to the head by a frying pan.

 

[Lazy guy]

Having just been subject to a national warrant, even one which is no longer active. Might this cause delays for Ralph once he gets to the US? Is he getting pulled aside? He already seems intoxicated. If they search him a bag full of "prescription" pills isn't going to be a good look.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

"with eighty girl with sean whoever we can get" lmao he doesnt know its 'eighties girl' and that sean has quit the show.

TBF if Shanaynay McPiggietittles knew Sean was gone he’d be very obviously and overtly wanting to be hired.

 

[pain incarnate]

It all started with a bathroom video where Milo claimed he’s “passing an uncomfortable stool,” then called Ralph “piggertits” & posted it all to X along with some very unflattering shirtless Ralpha pics. The entire thing is strangely focused on bathrooms. It started in a bathroom & will probably end in one. (I can’t archive atm, but will grab the clip & archive later if no one else has.)
Link:

https://x.com/nero/status/1877149119464022164/

So with how things are progressing, we’re going to get the Bathroom Brawl with the ashes of LA around them?

sounds pretty kino ngl

 

[HiveDull]

Hi Coach Gunt Pill. https://archive.ph/VWIv8

The way that he speaks makes it sound that he was going to ask Milo to 1v1 him in dick sucking.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Mad. Unhinged, off the rails.
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https://archive.ph/KkB21

I did an art.

edit:

Someone needs to do an edit where the POV is just a guy on the toilet listening to all of this (so you're just seeing the toilet stall door) and add a huge reverb/echo to Ralph's voice.

Lmao saw this after I posted. Great minds think alike.

 

[Spudnik]

Someone needs to do an edit where the POV is just a guy on the toilet listening to all of this (so you're just seeing the toilet stall door) and add a huge reverb/echo to Ralph's voice.

The things I poorly do for you people...

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Those vidoes sound AI generated. There's no way he's ever that coherent these days.