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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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“I’ll put you in the hospital”

Ah good to know Milo will be getting better healthcare than Ralph showed his own mother.

But seriously you’re just screaming words on the internet. Anyone who has a passing with an insane homeless person in the city in the subway dealt with worse.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Mad. Unhinged, off the rails.
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What a dirty decrepit Mexican bathroom. Ralph keeps sending out banger tweets it's hard to keep up.
 
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What a dirty decrepit Mexican bathroom. Ralph keeps sending out banger tweets it's hard to keep up.
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He is in a male bathroom talking about someone taking things up his arse while offering to meet said person in person to "finish the business".
It sounds like he wants to suck Milo's dick and take it up his rear.
Imagine being the average Gonzales there.
>What is this filthy American pig expat gargling on about, assholes and finishing business? Is he gay? He MUST go back.
 
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AltisticRight said:
The Sektur has no rock bottom. Many thought Ethan's pillstreams, getting beaten up in Portugal TWICE and his revenge pornography was rock bottom.
Then comes Nick Rekieta who speedran that in the span of a few months, topped up with allowing his 8-year-old to be tested positive for cocaine (metabolites) at over 10 times the (already high) cutoff.

There is no rock bottom.

He is on something. Slurring his words like Sandra twitching on the cold hard concrete at the hospital after her son abandoned her to form a polycue with Faith Vickers and Amanda Morris.
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He looks 60. And that neck beard turkey neck isn’t doing him favors. Ralph hasnt hit 40 btw.


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AltisticRight said:
The Sektur has no rock bottom. Many thought Ethan's pillstreams, getting beaten up in Portugal TWICE and his revenge pornography was rock bottom.
Then comes Nick Rekieta who speedran that in the span of a few months, topped up with allowing his 8-year-old to be tested positive for cocaine (metabolites) at over 10 times the (already high) cutoff.

There is no rock bottom.

He is on something. Slurring his words like Sandra twitching on the cold hard concrete at the hospital after her son abandoned her to form a polycue with Faith Vickers and Amanda Morris.
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Fucking lost it at "in dick massersons house with eighty girl"
 
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Hey...shit filled turlit...I...shaw u lookin' at me...youuu think yur beddur than me...bish? *hic* You white...an' smell lahk shit...an' you swaller the ass of any Tomas, Dick, or....Harreh....hol' on, where muh fone...HARREH DA BILLS LOOSH GAMES...BISH...yurrrr daughter got a harreh pusseh...an' jacks off to 13 year olds affur her shows off th' air if you wanna know the truth abouddit.

Now, JF Guhraypay...ah mean, uh, Milo, thish...dissh ish what men do...they stand in the EL BAHNYO an' talk about each others' asses. Ahma show u whadda man ishwhin ahhhh get to Shan Fagsisco or wherever I'm goin'. Then me'n Dick Mashdursin arrrrr gonna shtan over ur dead bawdy an' jack off onnit cuz Nick Ruhkayla said it was legal an Jawshwuh Cawna Johmoonmpoddur ain' got shit ta say ta me, da raphurmel.
 
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AltisticRight said:
The Sektur has no rock bottom. Many thought Ethan's pillstreams, getting beaten up in Portugal TWICE and his revenge pornography was rock bottom.
Then comes Nick Rekieta who speedran that in the span of a few months, topped up with allowing his 8-year-old to be tested positive for cocaine (metabolites) at over 10 times the (already high) cutoff.

There is no rock bottom.

He is on something. Slurring his words like Sandra twitching on the cold hard concrete at the hospital after her son abandoned her to form a polycue with Faith Vickers and Amanda Morris.
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So Dick has had I assume a slightly stressful time with the fires, Sean leaving and having to father a GIRL (which for Dick is the most cucked thing on planet earth in his eyes)...

and now he has Ralph trying to arrange a Jims Dicks driveway with Milo?

He's so fucking retarded, first, he doesn't realize Sean's been gone for weeks at this point. Second, Milo was/is an EXTREAMLY openly gay man, so saying "ur gay, u take it up the ass!" is like... Yer? No one is denying that Milo is so addicted to BBC that even when he turned "straight" he would still "Fall off the wagon" and get black dick. BTW the reason we know that is because MILO TOLD PEOPLE THAT.

I'm amazed Ralph doesn't have any real dirt on Milo and is willing to burn this bridge. I always assumed that they both had Epstein-esk files on one another so that's why Milo degraded himself to go on Ralphs show. Is Ralphs smoking gun really just "ur a fgt and gay!". Ralph is being BITCH MADE LIKE HIS VELUMPTOUS BITCH TITTYS HE SHOOK FOR EVERYONE ON CAMERAS.
 
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AltisticRight said:
The Sektur has no rock bottom. Many thought Ethan's pillstreams, getting beaten up in Portugal TWICE and his revenge pornography was rock bottom.
Then comes Nick Rekieta who speedran that in the span of a few months, topped up with allowing his 8-year-old to be tested positive for cocaine (metabolites) at over 10 times the (already high) cutoff.

There is no rock bottom.

He is on something. Slurring his words like Sandra twitching on the cold hard concrete at the hospital after her son abandoned her to form a polycue with Faith Vickers and Amanda Morris.
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I love that half the video is dead air
 
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SCV said:
Why is this in a bathroom? Why is he not in the video at all? He doesn't even say Milo's name so If you didn't know the context it's some lunatic swearing at a cartoon koala.
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Someone needs to do an edit where the POV is just a guy on the toilet listening to all of this (so you're just seeing the toilet stall door) and add a huge reverb/echo to Ralph's voice.
 
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