🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mahavitchnu Orchestra]

He hasn't generated this kind of Ralphamania since the 2020 Summer of Gunt. It's possibly the 2025 Winter of our Disguntent.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Poor fucking Xander since he has to spend his weekend with this pig monster. I hope Faith and her boyfriend beat his ass and kick him out of the house if he shows up drunk for visitation.

 

[ddlloo]

Poor fucking Xander since he has to spend his weekend with this pig monster. I hope Faith and her boyfriend beat his ass and kick him out of the house if he shows up drunk for visitation.

Unless something has changed it's supervised visitation at a government facility. Very real chance they kick him to the curb if he's still this way when he arrives. Cuts all over him and slurring will be red flags number 1 and 2.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Unless something has changed it's supervised visitation at a government facility. Very real chance they kick him to the curb if he's still this way when he arrives. Cuts all over him and slurring will be red flags number 1 and 2.

I thought they no longer using the visitation center and Ralph would just visit Xander directly at Faith's house. If that's the case then I hope the visitation center workers beat his ass and kick him out of the facility.

 

[AltisticRight]

Just a reminder that Ralph is not even 40 yet and looks like that.
Grim.

Ralphagenetics don't miss, bish!
God no, I hope Xander and Roxanna beats this unfair hand of cards they were served.

 

[Red Frida]

Ralphagenetics don't miss, bish!
God no, I hope Xander and Roxanna beats this unfair hand of cards they were served.

If their moms were dumb enough to choose Ralph they probably are hopeless but at least he isn't directly involved any more.

 

[porkWellington]

I thought they no longer using the visitation center and Ralph would just visit Xander directly at Faith's house. If that's the case then I hope the visitation center workers beat his ass and kick him out of the facility.

The last thing Faith should do is give Ralph her address. It's not even the threat of Ralph leaking it; maybe she gets a few free pizzas and a schizo calls the cops. It's Ralph knowing where she's at and the shit he'd try pulling.

 

[Mynameisdark]

There's a good chance Ralph gets arrested on this trip. That will activate the one year suspended sentence he plead to in Minnesota.

 

[DickMain]

Hi Coach Gunt Pill.

Holy shit I do not remember him looking like father time during the omnibus.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Coach really was just an innocent hoo in hooville.

"I am the Lorax, I speak for the twigs, and the twigs want you to know you're all system pigs."

Someone needs to do an edit where the POV is just a guy on the toilet listening to all of this (so you're just seeing the toilet stall door) and add a huge reverb/echo to Ralph's voice.

It's surprisingly difficult to find stock footage of men sitting in toilet cubicles, so I used the only movie toilet scene I could think of. It ended up lining up pretty well though.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Lumbering around an airport being a belligerent retard, visibly injured and clearly impaired while yelling at baby changing stations and boarding gate areas while en route to spite visitation

We are so fucking back, Ralphasisters

 

[DSP for president 2032]

WITH EIGHTY GUUUURL AT DICK MASSASONS HOUSE AND SHAWN *stares into the camera while trying to find the stop recording button*

 

[not william stenchever]

yes, how strange for a fag to focus on bathrooms, I truly am surprised by this

We need David Attenborough talking about homosexuals in their native environment; the airport bathroom.

 

[Rage Pig]

Lumbering around an airport being a belligerent retard, visibly injured and clearly impaired while yelling at baby changing stations and boarding gate areas while en route to spite visitation

We are so fucking back, Ralphasisters

It's vintage rage pig content, beautiful. He continued his ranting a few minutes ago.

 

[Cad an Hell]

It's vintage rage pig content, beautiful. He continued his ranting a few minutes ago.
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Is there NO honour amongst drug addicts?

Also, > pesos


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[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Is there NO honour amongst drug addicts?

Also, > pesos

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At least Ralph can claim he never was friendly with or covered for Ali Alexander. It's not true, but he can claim it because he has no problem being a hypocritical liar.

 

[porkWellington]

Imagine taking a shit and some guy stumbles into the bathroom and starts rambling about a guy getting fucked up the ass.

 

[Rage Pig]

Still going at 4 am in California.


Cancer Man lying about having cancer, Milo lying about going blind. All his eDaddys betrayed him.
Edit:
He's now using Grok to make sense of his retarded writings, but Grok fails to grok that pesos=pedos.

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

THE POWER OF PILLS COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF PILLS COMPELS YOU!
GRAB THE HOLY MAKERS AND SANCTIFIED XANAX, QUICK!
BEGONE FOUL PIG DEMON!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Sorry piggertits but apparently Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson aka a man who gets dressed up as a cow named Juju to get fucked in the ass decided to jump into the LA fires to avoid you from ODing in his studio apartment (laundry room) again