Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 98 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.5%

  • Total voters
    393
He is now officially forbidden to call himself a lawyer, which will be a crime if he persists.
Technically he is still a licensed lawyer, and is still required to make payments. He just can't practice until he becomes in compliance with the rules
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yes, i found that surprising too. is it possible some of these are recently retired and their continuing education credits lapse on purpose? not sure about the process when lawyers retire.
Seems to be a matter of preference. I've known people who literally never practiced law but maintain a license for whatever reason. It's probably a better practice to deliberately go on inactive status but since most people neither know nor care what your status is, it really doesn't matter much.

If you're a public persona sometimes people make way too much out of your status. For instance, you'll often see people chimping out about some lawyer who went into government work "losing" their license when it was obligatory because they were in a job (like with the judiciary) that you're not allowed to have while actually being a practitioner as well.

That said, Nick is such a retard and so obsessed with his public perception that he went and paid to re-up his license once people started mocking him online about losing it, only to lose it again a few weeks later because he was such a retard that he didn't even do CLE, an absolutely minimal task to anyone of normal functionality.
Technically he is still a licensed lawyer, and is still required to make payments. He just can't practice until he becomes in compliance with the rules
I'm pretty sure he isn't able to hold himself out as authorized to practice law and that it would constitute UPL if he did in fact do so and someone took him up on the offer.
 
Technically he is still a licensed lawyer, and is still required to make payments. He just can't practice until he becomes in compliance with the rules
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Coping, seething, DENIED, FORECLOSED, UNAUTHORISED.
SAD and embarrassing!
For the sake of accuracy, the thread's title needed a slight modification. :really:

Riley's defence: we will now call expert witness Nicholas Rekieta, of Rekieta Law, a small law firm in Minnesota. He knows a lot about Black men like Eric July.
Prosecutor: are you sure?
Judge: *checks notes* we might need to arrest you for perjury, *checks notes* he is in fact not authorised to practice law and cannot call himself a lawyer.
And I would like to sentence Riley to the shooting squad.
 
Well, I wouldn't call a person who has been disqualified from practicing law for failing his legal education to testify on anything law related, but that might just be me.
I thought the Riley case was dismissed? Take for grain of salt cause some of the writing in the document sounds weird, but I saw this posted from Hack the movies the other day and they are someone close to that friend group of vito and masterson.
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So how does this affect his ability to testify as an expert witness in the Riley vs Eric July case? I don’t think cocaine or balldos were involved so other than a lawyer I’m not sure what sort of expertise he can provide

Because Dick Masterson (aka Juju the Cow, a man who likes to have his rectum explored while donning a cow outfit) was also called, one theory is that the expertise would not be as a lawyer, but rather that they were both supposed to testify only to their extensive knowledge about indicia that July's online persona was a matter of intense public interest, which could arguably contribute to a defense that Riley was engaged in a legitimate journalistic endeavor no less protected by the First Amendment than the New York Times. Sadly the state is cucking out with a dismissal so we'll never get to see how that argument could have fared.

If I recall correctly, he actually has that house he hasn't lived in for years declared as his homestead, and has never declared the house he currently lives in (and is being foreclosed upon) as a homestead.

He did continue that false classification for county property tax purposes, but that wouldn't affect the outcome for income tax purposes, where the test would be a totality of circumstances showing that the sold property was in fact occupied and used by the taxpayer as the primary place of abode:

(a) Exclusion
Gross income shall not include gain from the sale or exchange of property if, during the 5-year period ending on the date of the sale or exchange, such property has been owned and used by the taxpayer as the taxpayer’s principal residence for periods aggregating 2 years or more.
26 U.S.C. § 121
The legislative history demonstrates that Congress intended the term “principal residence” to mean the primary dwelling or house that a taxpayer occupied as his principal residence. Nothing in the legislative history indicates that Congress intended section 121 to exclude gain on the sale of property that does not include a house or other structure used by the taxpayer as his principal place of abode. Although a principal residence may include land surrounding the dwelling, the legislative history supports a conclusion that Congress intended the section 121 exclusion to apply only if the dwelling the taxpayer sells was actually used as his principal residence for the period required by section 121(a).
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The section 1034 regulations reinforce our conclusion that to obtain the benefits of former section 1034, a taxpayer who sells a dwelling must have actually used it as his principal residence.
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Our conclusion regarding the meaning that Congress attaches to the terms “property” and “principal residence” in section 121(a) is also consistent with caselaw interpreting former section 1034, as in effect before its repeal. This Court held that in order to qualify under former section 1034, a taxpayer had to sell a dwelling that he used as his principal residence.

In Hughes v. Commissioner, 54 T.C. 1049, 1050, 1970 WL 2241 (1970), affd. per curiam 450 F.2d 980 (4th Cir. 1971)... [t]his Court disagreed with the taxpayers and held that they were not entitled to the exclusion because the dwelling that was used as their principal residence was never sold or disposed of as required by former section 1034. Id.

In O'Barr v. Commissioner, 44 T.C. 501, 1965 WL 1178 (1965)... this Court stated that “The only logical interpretation of section 1034 is that it will only apply in situations where a taxpayer has disposed of his old dwelling.Id. at 503. Because the taxpayers did not dispose of their dwelling, the Court concluded that former section 1034 was inapplicable. Id. Other cases have followed Hughes and O'Barr. See, e.g., Boesel v. Commissioner, 65 T.C. 378, 390, 1975 WL 3198 (1975) (essential element of a residence is the dwelling, not the land on which it is situated); Hale v. Commissioner, T.C. Memo.1982–527 (“The sale of a taxpayer's residence requires the sale of a structure which is used as a principal place of abode, and we have held that the sale of land without the structure does not constitute a sale of a residence within the meaning of section 1034.”).

Gates v. Comm'r of Internal Revenue, 135 T.C. 1, 10-13 (U.S.T.C. 2010)

No amount of slick Nickisms will wiggle out of a huge tax hit on this place, whenever daddy flies all the way up to Minnesota to wag his finger at Nick shouting "do your goddamned taxes" like Aaron said he did in April (the month, not the person) last year. But nobody tell Nick this, because the audit arc would be funny to watch.
 
I thought the Riley case was dismissed? Take for grain of salt cause some of the writing in the document sounds weird, but I saw this posted from Hack the movies the other day and they are someone close to that friend group of vito and masterson.
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I think they had to re-file or something. It's still on!
 
God damn, how deep does this government conspiracy go? They even own the bar association.
What's with Hatfields starting shit with everyone? First Hatfields & McCoys .... Now Hatfields & Rekietas.
I had a joke about the McCoys in my first draft, lol. I deleted it because I wasn't sure that the non-Americans here (a surprisingly high number, seemingly) would understand the Civil War reference.

Other Small Town Intrigue

There is some added small-town information that I didn't put in the Hatfield post bc it was not directly relevant. I'll put it here bc:
  • It's interesting and answers the question of how much the good people in these small towns are paying attention to the Nick saga.
  • The Judges involved have taken on a life of their own ITT after "pussy liquor" remarks from our Chief Lolcow.
  • It references a connection to The Barn Theatre that you discovered via J.P. Cola who is putting this story on blast on local radio. Links to that information: X/Y/Z
I'm not putting in links for the below info bc it largely traces to (publicly available) information on minors. I have the receipts upon request. I found this information bc I was looking for the 4th reporter to Melin wrt child neglect so looking into those connections was necessary.

On the question of whether Judge Stephen Wentzell and Judge Jennifer Fischer* are friendly: Both judges are in their 50s. This makes the likelihood of having high school kids very possible. A Wentzell kid and two Fischer* kids have made honors in recent years at Willmar Senior High School. The Honor Roles are published in the local paper. So, yes, it's safe to assume that based on their ages, jobs, the small town, and kids at the same school, Judges Wentzell and Fischer* are friendly, possibly even good friends.

On the question of whether the Rekieta boys (also high school age) know the Judges' kids:
  • There is some evidence that one of the Rekieta boys has competed against one of the Judge's sons in sports competitions.
  • We know from Nick that his eldest competes in "speech" competitions (known as debate for most of us). In one recent regional speech competition, these names came up: Rekieta's oldest kid, two Fischer* kids, and one Imholte kid. The Imholte kid (female - go, girl) won in the "Humorous Interpretation" category. You cannot make it up. (This is not Aaron's daughter; she's too young. Perhaps a niece or something.)
Speaking of speech skills, and your post about The Barn Theatre, J.P. Cola, and local radio (links above):
  • We know that both Sharilyn Sletta, Kayla's mom, and Kayla herself have performed in The Barn Theatre's productions.
  • The speech and theater teacher at Rekieta's eldest's private Christian school has directed plays at The Barn Theatre via the School. It's unclear if the school rents the space or if it's more intertwined. (I was curious about whether a teacher at the Christian school may have gone to Melin. This teacher, however, has no connection to the Church or the Homeschool Co-Op so, no.)
  • But, yes, Rekieta's eldest has been in the cast of plays at The Barn Theatre through his school.
  • It's a safe bet the J.P. Cola knows what's up based on public and private information. That is likely what is fueling his dogged coverage of the case on local radio.
*Fischer is a fairly common name so keep that disclaimer in mind.
 
I thought the Riley case was dismissed? Take for grain of salt cause some of the writing in the document sounds weird, but I saw this posted from Hack the movies the other day and they are someone close to that friend group of vito and masterson.
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Looks like the squad of bottom feeding scum are up to their usual gayops.
Even if it's dismissed, it's not a W. It only means Eric July would rather not waste time and money on pursuing this fat midget. Just slap them with a mutual no-contact and get this gay shit over with. That's the ideal outcome for both. In my opinion.

Obviously I would like them to fight and I would like Riley to LOSE. The next time someone calls me a naughty racist, I can proudly tell them that I supported a Black business owner's fight against nasty online trolls. :diddler: That's a lot more credibility than having a Drexel.
 
>meigh is a better mother than kayla rekieta
Meigh logged off, changed her kid's name, escaped the ragepig, and seems to be trying to de-cow herself. So kinda, yeah. Which is bonkers. If Meigh is better than you at anything, pull up, PULL UP!
Thank you this goes with my theory that nick wanted the renter gone because they were too plugged into his social life/community and would get in the way of being a degenerate
Imagine if he put the same level of logistics planning into cleaning his shower as he did into being a cuckold.
talking about his favorite porn star
If you have a favorite porn star, it's time to pull up.
he mentioned that she doesn't do enough anal for his tastes
Nick is the kind of "straight" misogynist that loves anal because women hate anal. I can't get over how much this dickhead hates his wife.
 
Its also stupid on his part because he gets the tax benefits of the homestead on the property taxes of the house of lesser value (and a lesser amount of property taxes to pay). They wouldn't go after him because he is only hurting himself by doing it.
Yes, I agree. He's an absolute and utter retard. The only reason he did something this dumb was he is completely incompetent at life.
 
If you have a favorite porn star, it's time to pull up.
So nick years ago in like 2018 gave a lecture on the topic of MAP.

He basically like a good educated Christian father explained that children depend on adults and there is no way for them to consent. He said it very well better than my paraphrasing.

When his favorite porn star is of small frame and does alot "step" dad bull shit its a huge red flag.
 
I'm the "I like planes and cars and guns" autism, not the "I count everything" autism.
Oh, but not trains? You need to turn in your autist card immediately.
He also does the same with children as the subject.
And for some reason, his favorite porn stars (why does anyone even talk about their favorite porn stars in public that is weird) resemble underage boys.
 
It is still pending, and no dismissal was granted
This is misleading, as people who have been reading the relevant thread will be aware, since a dismissal has been requested by the state. This case is over.

Unfortunately, Nick won't be an expert witness.

Looks like the squad of bottom feeding scum are up to their usual gayops.
Even if it's dismissed, it's not a W. It only means Eric July would rather not waste time and money on pursuing this fat midget. Just slap them with a mutual no-contact and get this gay shit over with. That's the ideal outcome for both. In my opinion.
Eric July was a witness, not a party, so he wasn't wasting any of his money. Eric appears to have been very in favor of Riley facing consequences for as long as Eric didn't have to do anything publicly at all.

Like Aaron with Melton, Eric July hasn't played this well at all, as he's appeared to place his self-conception of being a tough guy online first.
 
This is misleading, as people who have been reading the relevant thread will be aware, since a dismissal has been requested by the state
I don't think it's very misleading considering that is what the post I quoted showed. I just provided context that it wasn't granted yet.
 
Oh, but not trains? You need to turn in your autist card immediately.

And for some reason, his favorite porn stars (why does anyone even talk about their favorite porn stars in public that is weird) resemble underage boys.
More into tanks than trains. But I didn't feel like editing and putting another "and" with it.
 
Like Aaron with Melton, Eric July hasn't played this well at all, as he's appeared to place his self-conception of being a tough guy online first.
Do you really think he was going to get on the stand and lie and claim to be actually afraid of a piss smelling midget retard? Was he supposed to commit perjury? Because there is no way he was remotely afraid of that midget.
He did continue that false classification for county property tax purposes, but that wouldn't affect the outcome for income tax purposes, where the test would be a totality of circumstances showing that the sold property was in fact occupied and used by the taxpayer as the primary place of abode:
And it's obviously not true, and even more weirdly and funnily, is intensely to his disadvantage. I don't think he even thought about county property taxes, because he's literally retarded, because whatever advantage that might have had, homestead status actually has some importance in the foreclosure situation.

Nick is a moron.

He is completely incompetent at anything. He is incompetent at little things, like traffic tickets, and he applies the same lack of anything resembling reasoning to everything else, up to and including the very house he lives in.

He didn't do this with a motive. He did this because he's a fucking idiot.
I had a joke about the McCoys in my first draft, lol. I deleted it because I wasn't sure that the non-Americans here (a surprisingly high number, seemingly) would understand the Civil War reference.
Fun fact, the Hatfields and McCoys are now on pretty good terms, and hold an annual reunion.
 
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