Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Kitty kitty cat]

they never expect purse knife tho. this give you somewhat of an advantage to literally eviscerate them

Not an option for most of us in Europe, I'm afraid. I have my dog. He's only 5 pounds and has cataract in both eyes, but he can detect motion that's not me from a mile away.

Force multipliers are great. A totenschlager is a great thing, that fits in most purses and even in a big pocket. 10/10 can totally reccomend.

 

[DreinMeinVein]

You show it to her and then you thank her for raising you properly. It would be a good cautionary tale for parents who wonder if their kids are questioning their gender (aka: being groomed) but most of the time these are just swept under the rug.

I hear you. I really do. I can't show my mother that awful pooner post. No way.

I can talk to my mother about the gender cult. She understands that it's evil.
I'm not showing my lovely Mummy any gross pooner porn. Horrific. She doesn't need to look at that.

It raises a question, of course. The boomer generation doesn't want genital mutilation on kids. Nor do they want to see that it happens.

How best to win them over?

 

[Hassou Tobi]

at'. Now, I'm no psychologist or psychiatrist, but I don't think that women actually get aroused by thinking of themselves as women.

It's also like...even if this bizarre troon logic was how it worked it doesn't matter because troons *aren't* women. Imagining themselves as women during sex is indicative of their AGP. May as well have a furry say he's not a creepy zoophile because he has actually the brain of a wolf. It doesn't make sense.

Homie bought himself an international ticket on the struggle bus and clearly isn't coping well.

You'll be shocked to learn this troon is an obese stand-up "comedian" whose routine is just an excuse to talk about his fetish.

 

[Peaches Demure]

@Everett C. Marm

Your open relationship fell apart because there was no core to it, and your girlfriend ran off to go chase younger women. Instead of the hard truth, you'd rather just wait for her to come back. Instead of e-begging for sympathy, how about you wake the hell up, quit destroying your bones with T, and go live a normal life as a lesbian.

No, no, no. You misunderstand. The girlfriend (probably a straight woman) is chasing dick.

She said this:

But my friend who follows him on Reddit said he commented on another guy’s nudes

There's nothing here that says the "other guy" is another pooner, and since we know not even troons and pooners want other troons or pooners, it's more than likely an actual dude, and sad pooner lesbian knows the girlfriend wants real dick and she can't compete.

 

[kissymissy]

Phone in the back pocket is a girl thing?
First I've heard it.

It’s probably because women’s front pockets can sometimes be super tiny, so they have to put their phones in the back pocket.

 

[TismFarmer]

Oh boy, we have an absolute disaster brewing here...

That Tajik is definitely going to kill him if he does anything even remotely sexual and then finds out he's a man.
He would not even question the need for him to die.

 

[Sean Andalou]

It’s probably because women’s front pockets can sometimes be super tiny, so they have to put their phones in the back pocket.

So not even a commonly believed stereotype.
A question of a pooner trying and failing to figure out how men behave.

 

[cypocryphy]

I work with guys in their 50's and early 60's who keep their phones in their back pockets.

 

[Necrosan]

How best to win them over?

Boomers are already on your side, no one misses the old days like them. I'm assuming that by boomers you mean people who are now in their late 50's. Trannies are mostly a millenial thing; people who are now in their late 20's and 30's.

 

[Potato Burrito]

I hear you. I really do. I can't show my mother that awful pooner post. No way.

I can talk to my mother about the gender cult. She understands that it's evil.
I'm not showing my lovely Mummy any gross pooner porn. Horrific. She doesn't need to look at that.

It raises a question, of course. The boomer generation doesn't want genital mutilation on kids. Nor do they want to see that it happens.

How best to win them over?

This guy interviews detransitioners, the interviews aren't overly graphic usually but obviously you'll want to review it first before sharing.

Site isn't letting me embed media, sorry:

https://youtu.be/5tWeT4AKUsw

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

Phone in the back pocket is a girl thing?
First I've heard it.

I think it's a rich person thing because I was always taught that keeping your phone in the back pocket is asking to have it stolen.

That Tajik is definitely going to kill him if he does anything even remotely sexual and then finds out he's a man.
He would not even question the need for him to die.

It shouldn't matter if he's "safe" from the boyfriend in that case. Trannies always harp on about how them not disclosing is hecking unsafe and ignore the fact that they're raping someone by deception. I wouldn't shed a tear for him getting killed much like I wouldn't for any other rapist.

 

[TismFarmer]

Everyday objects are the best weapons. Hot coffee, lysol spray, bottle of shaken soda. Anything to get attention and get away works.

As a T&H who spent quite a lot of time in male dominated spaces, i learned that in a confrontation, you do the forbidden 'bitch' moves such as poking fingers into/gouging eyes, kicking or grabbing and squeezing/twisting balls, biting, scratching etc and you only do that to make them let go of you. Then you do another thing most men won't and just turn tail and run away. Screaming for attention helps too. As for defensive weapons, in NZ like most commonwealth countries, self defense items like mace etc are strictly forbidden. What is not forbidden is a travel sized can of deodorant and an electric lighter. A handheld flamethrower will make someone back off quickly but it won't last. You are attempting here to actually damage them so you can get away, so Yes. You ARE attempting to light them on fire. Hair burns quickly and easily and if they keep fighting once their hair/face is on fire, then you're probably fucked anyway.
Dry deodorant sprayed directly into someone's eyes if they're close to you will blind them long enough to get away and maybe permanently, but you have plausible deniability with that one because you might have just fumbled while trying to freshen up. Not your fault they were that close.
Also, remember that some things attract attention much faster than others. If you're Screaming for help at 1am, you may not get too much help. But if you smash the windows of a house they WILL come outside to see what is going on...

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The crucial difference is that they are not specifically turned on by the idea that they have a pussy.

That is it. Troons masturbate to the thought of receiving or having a vagina, then assume that that’s the case with everyone.

I read a few of Nancy Friday’s sexual fantasy collections in college, including the one that’s only men’s fantasies. I don’t remember a single one where the person, regardless of sex or orientation, found being a man or woman or having a penis or vagina so arousing that they orgasmed from solely that. Even the male fantasies involved an emotional connection with whoever they had sex with if they were imagining themselves in the fantasy, or focused on how amazing it felt for their partner to do things to them.

I've seen similar in other circumstances, like fanwork written by female authors, or women shopping for lingerie to feel good or to look good for their partner. They're not getting off at the idea of wearing lingerie while having a vagina like these coomers do. So while you can’t read someone else’s mind, it’s a safe assumption that most people aren’t getting off from that line of thought like troons are.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Most men, even rapists and murderers, aren't willing to get stabbed or are even mentally prepared for a fight to the death.

Like they say, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the amount of fight in the dog. If you pull out a weapon, you have to be 100% committed to using it. Brandishing it is a major fuck up that will hurt you in court if you're lucky, and hurt you physically if you aren't.

Minor power level but for a history project in high school my buddies and I "simulated" ancient warfare by having a knife fight with red markers and white shirts on. Nobody got away without an absolute shit ton of red marker all over their skin and their shirt. Now imagine that with real knives. Really gives credence to saying the winner of a knife fight dies on the way to the hospital.

That being said if you live in America or a cool European country like the Czech Republic, just buy a gun.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I don’t know any natal men or women who spend time thinking about their sex. We just are what we are.

As to the idiot whining about reactions to the tramp stamp, why did they post a photo of it if they weren’t looking for approval?

The combination of saying they weren’t looking for validation while whining about not getting validation… God, don’t they see the hypocrisy?

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

Tranny joins a women's private Facebook group, posts seeking approval for his tramp stamp tattoo, has a meltdown when the ladies laugh at him. (Got this secondhand, so sadly don't have a more full screenshot)

They’re laughing because it says I love anal. How porn sick is this guy to get that as a tattoo unironically? Then to get triggered they laugh at what seems like a joke.

I think it's a rich person thing because I was always taught that keeping your phone in the back pocket is asking to have it stolen

Depends on the country. In America it’s quite common to keep it in the back pocket. I know in some countries people don’t even take their phones out, as they could get snatched.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

I don’t know any natal men or women who spend time thinking about their sex. We just are what we are.

As to the idiot whining about reactions to the tramp stamp, why did they post a photo of it if they weren’t looking for approval?

The combination of saying they weren’t looking for validation while whining about not getting validation… God, don’t they see the hypocrisy?

Combine that with the fact that he's sneaked into a woman's group who probably don't want him there but feel they can't say that and you have a recipe for a women's group and a bloke standing in the corner having a hissy fit.

 

[NSA Intern]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/1hy9r84/social_security_office_just_laughed_and_hung_up/

Social Security office just laughed and hung up

I requested a new card and they asked me why. I told them I need to update personal information. They asked me if I need to update my name, but I told them I need to update my gender marker. They laughed at me and hung up... I can't get a hold of the office now, and the national line is an automated system that eventually just tells me to call my local office.
Idk what to do now...
UPDATE: I ended up calling from a different phone number to a different office and got an appointment set up for next week.

 

[Peaches Demure]

They’re laughing because it says I love anal. How porn sick is this guy to get that as a tattoo unironically? Then to get triggered they laugh at what seems like a joke.

Do women who get tattoos like that actually call them "tramp stamps"? I figured that was an insult used to deride the taste/aesthetic of those women rather than an objective way to describe a "lower back tattoo". I guess some "anti slut-shaming" woketard might try to "reclaim" that slur, but women even today are generally sensitive to being called sluts or tramps either directly or through inference.

 

[Hitman One]

Tranny joins a women's private Facebook group, posts seeking approval for his tramp stamp tattoo, has a meltdown when the ladies laugh at him. (Got this secondhand, so sadly don't have a more full screenshot)

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I can't believe Hank Hill trooned out bros....