Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[daffodils]

Nick has just turned up in Melton's chat. Nothing special, just Aaron boxing stuff.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

I might not be a lawyer, but Nick has not been a lawyer twice. He's less of a lawyer than a dude who never went to law school

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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As if Dick isn't a pot-bellied, middle aged prom queen. Only 5'1 dementia patients and spindly, malnourished coke fiends would find someone like that intimidating lmao.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I might not be a lawyer, but Nick has not been a lawyer twice. He's less of a lawyer than a dude who never went to law school

Have you lost your law authorization for failing your legal education requirements? No? Then even as a non-lawyer, you are more of a lawyer than Nick.

 

[daffodils]

Nick is now on the phone, sounds weird, overexcited, doing Rekieta comedy. Melton seems slightly annoyed with his pet retard, cuts him off and tells him to call in later on his other show.

EDIT: Nick's call

Other show is going to be this:

"My e-daddy is gonna beat you up!"

 

[Strix454]

Nick has just turned up in Melton's chat. Nothing special, just Aaron boxing stuff.
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So I assume that this is all bait trying to promote Melton's big pedo meet-up in Las Vegas by trying to draw Aaron in?

Just sad Nick. Just sad.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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Is Nick now insinuating that he's got the edge over Aaron, or will have soon?

It's not like Aaron is some force of nature, but based on his size, the fact he has done some amount of training and even had a few amateur bouts, I would give him a huge edge over the majority of the sektur, or the extended Balldoverse.

Seriously - who else is there that's not a dysgenic, substance abusing mess? Who is Nick kidding, the only people he can intimidate are women with PTSD.

EDIT: Listening to Nick talk to Melton about this, he's shitting on Aaron for being bad at boxing... Nick couldn't fight sleep and he's shitting on someone for training lol.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Nick, just go and sue Aaron or something. This passive aggressive shit doesn't get people to root for you, it just pisses them off.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Is Nick now insinuating that he's got the edge over Aaron, or will have soon?

It's not like Aaron is some force of nature, but based on his size, the fact he has done some amount of training and even had a few amateur bouts, I would give him a huge edge over the majority of the sektur, or the extended Balldoverse.

Seriously - who else is there that's not a dysgenic, substance abusing mess? Who is Nick kidding, the only people he can intimidate are women with PTSD.

People ITT seriously thought either Kayla or their pencil-necked dork of an oldest child, were the ones to give Nick that shiner in his mug shot. Nick has zero physical game, he gets a "heat allergy" thinking about walking. Aaron would destroy the balldoman.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Won't let me reply, no idea why.

The state won't give a fuck about Nick's homestead/whatever his state calls primary residence credits because he only got it on one property and like a moron he got it on the lower of the two.

States only care if you're double dipping and then they'll slap whatever you were saving back as far as they can onto your bill as an additional charge.

The only time states REALLY care is when you apply for it someplace like Florida with very large credits but are getting it anyplace else. Florida has a whole department dedicated to fucking snowbirds who declare themselves Florida residents without getting rid of their homestead status elsewhere.

The only other possibility is he was intentionally not registering it as a RENTAL, but I don't know if Minnesota cares about that like some states do. Sometimes a secondary property must legally be registered as a rental and it has property tax implications, but it varies per state.

Tl;dr, nobody cares Nick got the credit on the wrong house, since he only got it on one house he legally owned. Getting it on the less beneficial one is retarded on its own.

The other house is owned by a trust. So you're potentially talking about different tax implications, depending on exactly how the revocable e trust is set up. But potential asymmetry means it's not necessarily just a wash.

 

[thebigdream]

Nick is now on the phone, sounds weird, overexcited, doing Rekieta comedy. Melton seems slightly annoyed with his pet retard, cuts him off and tells him to call in later on his other show.

EDIT: Nick's call

Other show is going to be this:

"My e-daddy is gonna beat you up!"
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The only funny part was when Melton rolled an ad over Nick's joke-telling because it was so inane and boring

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Nick is now on the phone, sounds weird, overexcited, doing Rekieta comedy. Melton seems slightly annoyed with his pet retard, cuts him off and tells him to call in later on his other show.

EDIT: Nick's call

Other show is going to be this:

"My e-daddy is gonna beat you up!"
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“Aaron has NO idea how big Dick is. I think we three should get together, and I’ll measure your cocks. I will fluff the both of you to help. I will measure length that way. Then (bends over) girth… I hate to do this, knowing how gay you are Aaron, but I just want to demonstrate what a complete specimen Dick is.”

Gross, but them’s the vibes

 

[Melty Butter]

Not going to archive (it's silly) but worth noting. Nick's not worried... or is it "rough"?

 

[Strix454]

Aaron is special streaming about Melton for some reason right now. It seems like its either a cross-promotional bit or something somebody said got ol' Steel Toe all worked up.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Aaron is special streaming about Melton for some reason right now. It seems like its either a cross-promotional bit or something somebody said got ol' Steel Toe all worked up.

It's a premier, not live. Rebroadcasting previously recorded content.

Edit to add: To be fair, I don't care. Shitting on Melton is something everyone should do.

 

[Vibralldo]

Aaron is far closer to being a boxer than Nick is to being a lawyer

 

[daffodils]

Nick is on now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iSEBOqoSk8

 

[200MB]

Nick has started imitating the voice Patrick Melton uses to mock people.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick's supposedly dropping Aaron's financial details on air, supposedly Aaron only makes $400 / mo on ads? Supposedly having heard it from April or what Aaron told Nick (or whatever). Nick claims he was making $500-$1500 / video / ad. Too bad he spent all that up his nose.

Also Nick is slurring.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Nick has started imitating the voice Patrick Melton uses to mock people.

I got through half of this before I was too grossed out by Melton to continue, Nick sounded fucked up on something though. Could just be the brain damage I guess.