🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Die For Me!]

Ralph is now in a full blown BPD spiral after being rejected by Dick, because Dick needs to make sure his pregnant girlfriend isn't exposed to a drug addict who sleeps in mexican airport bathrooms.

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Welp that's it folks, the daddy dax bridge was the only thing keeping Ralph alive, time to keeel himself live on the illustrious killstream (how fortuitous)

 

[Thee Witchfinder]

FINALLY, something fucking interesting is happening in the sektur. BURN IT ALL DOWN ETHANOL RALPH!

 

[Rage Pig]

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these:

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ahm gonna keel myself, ya hear! I'm gonna do it this time!

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Ralph forgets X isn't his DMs to an 18 year old girl. No one believes him.

 

[Vibralldo]

I give him a week before he's back to streaming again, and that's pretty generous

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Near]

Yep, Kiwifarms was right.

Ralph lost. Diddler Dax was trying for years to wash his hands of you lol

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Can't even properly flip the bird with his necrotic gimp arm lol

TBF he never has been able to properly flip the bird even before the current state of his left for dead arm.

 

[not william stenchever]

Ralph it's not to late to self immolate and throw yourself onto diddler dax's house. The gunt grease will prevent the already overstretched fire department from saving the barbie dream mansion.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

Probably shouldn't say this in Cali right now Ralph!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Please please please please please Ralph post on twitter some dirty laundry about how on one of your LSD fueled Diddler Dax hangouts in vegas you watched him butt fuck a tranny escort or some shit. Start firing away faggot, let the funny flow.

If he ignites this bridge I imagine Dick will have many extremely embarrassing things to say about Ralph. Imagine what happened after the horse escapes stream when he had taken an entire bottle of Xanax and a handle of tequila in the cow's studio.

 

[4090 Chad]

What would be really kino is if this lead to another gunt showdown with Riley.

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

Is this the final bridge?
What else can Ralph really burn down?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

What else can Ralph really burn down?

Mexico.

 

[Near]

>Took this many Ls for Ralph to realize he was always Dax's bitch and a private clownshow

The Ralphamale cycle is to have a daddy and always be their bitch. A Ralph is not self-sustainable.

 

[Sam Losco]

Is this the final bridge?
What else can Ralph really burn down?

LA proper instead of just a rich neighborhood.

 

[Vibralldo]

Yep, Kiwifarms was right.

Ralph lost. Diddler Dax was trying for years to wash his hands of you lol

Dax was clearly using Ralph as a clown to boost his show and never really cared about Ralph

Ralph should release everything

 

[Mikoyan]

Haven't they had kayfabe beef before? Or was that someone else?

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

Ralph should release everything

Ralph has been unable to drop anything on his previous "allies" since Andy Warski's passport. He had nothing on Gator or Nick Fuentes.

 

[Near]

Ralph has been unable to drop anything on his previous "allies" since Andy Warski's passport. He had nothing on Gator or Nick Fuentes.

If you leave private information with Ralph you deserve everything for being just that fucking stupid.