Guys a literal retard is in love with me what should I do?

[Pruto]

this is not a joke, he is mentally disabled and he said he loves and wants to fuck my butt, what should I do?

 

[Fat Gollum]

Make it two.

 

[Niggernerd]

Break das mirror

 

[TroonsDid911]

Install cameras on a livestream in your house then tell him you want a foursome with his retard friends then when they come over lock down the house and begin the greatest reality TV show ever made.

 

[GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8]

Tell him that someone he hates already claimed your butt and how he gets to fuck it everyday. This will throw him into a tard rage. Then just watch the show.

 

[DankSmoker]

@Pruto please explain the butt exposure, we need full context.

 

[Pruto]

@Pruto please explain the butt exposure, we need full context.

He walked on me just when I was in a vulnerable moment.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Make sure to use a locking butt plug, he'll never be able to figure it out to rape you.

 

[FBI Neighbor]

Punch him in the mouth (or assert dominance by fucking him first).

 

[Private Tag Reporter]

so you sexually assault a retarded by forcibly showing him your ass and now you live with the consequences

 

[DankSmoker]

He walked on me just when I was in a vulnerable moment.

Elaborate, I find being buck naked a display of dominance, you're showing your ass wrong.

 

[One Winged Pear Farmer]

Pretty bigoted to not just go along with it tbh

 

[Jason Wynn]

Tell @Arm Pit Cream we said hi, after he has his way with you of course.

 

[Rozzy]

He already saw my ass due to the incident that got me into this mess in the first place, is too late for this

@Vingle , is that you sockpuppeting?

 

[Pruto]

@Vingle , is that you sockpuppeting?

yes

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Pruto

WHAT PART OF 'SECRET BOYFRIEND' DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!?! IT MEANS DON'T PUT IT ON THE FORUM!

 

[Jerimas]

Ask if he wants to watch Dr.Phil with you.
If he says yes, then you might be screwed.