Why do Indians write software?

[stares at error messages]

Indians are dumb. Software requires good brain. Why have person with no good brain write software? Even if they can cobble together something that seems to work, you've just invented more problems by having a retarded Indian do it because it will just need to be rewritten later, ultimately creating more work and expense for the company.

Also since GitHub now plagiarise everybody's code to make an AI deep dream in software, why ever hire an Indian. At least the shitty AI code is free. (for the moment)

 

[Gog & Magog]

To escape India.

 

[SandyCat]

Same reason why call centers are mostly indians, cheap outsourcing of work that saves companies money

You will redeem your shitty pajeet software license Saar

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Even if they can cobble together something that seems to work, you've just invented more problems by having a retarded Indian do it because it will just need to be rewritten later, ultimately creating more work and expense for the company.

because HR and the CEOs of these companies dont understand this point. what they understand is these guys are software developers just like anyone else, but they work for pennies and because of the rules of the H1B are basically slaves. because they are shitskins and also immigrants they also count as diversity hires.

Also since GitHub now plagiarise everybody's code to make an AI deep dream in software, why ever hire an Indian. At least the shitty AI code is free. (for the moment)

eventually AI coding platforms will replace the jeets. it isnt at the point where enterprises can mass adopt it for all their stuff, but as it gets better you'll see it redeem the bottom tier software development roles which jeets currently fill. as of now jeets are still useful, but by the end of the decade they probably wont be.

 

[Moths]

Well white people need to be employed somehow to deshittify shitty code. Apparently its more productive to have some monkey shit out a tonne of code then have whitey go back and fix it.

 

[DankSmoker]

Same reason why call centers are mostly indians, cheap outsourcing of work that saves companies money

You will redeem your shitty pajeet software license Saar

I love just continuously asking pajeets to repeat themselves more slowly when I end up with them, you hear the aggravation building up until you're put on hold again because they suck at any tech problem. Then I take a piss in the toilet because they are still listening during those intervals.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Because they are smart.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Because they work for less money.

Might as well ask why do we hire Mexicans to pick our vegetables when they piss and shit in the fields and cause salmonella and e. Coli outbreaks.

 

[Commander Kneewing]

Indians are dumb. Mathematics requires good brain. Why person with no good brain create decimal number, concept of zero as number, negative numbers, sine and cosine, and engineering and IT tutorial videos?

 

[stares at error messages]

Indians are dumb. Mathematics requires good brain. Why person with no good brain create decimal number, concept of zero as number, negative numbers, sine and cosine, and engineering and IT tutorial videos?

Only Brahmin invent zero.

 

[DankSmoker]

Because they work for less money.

Might as well ask why do we hire Mexicans to pick our vegetables when they piss and shit in the fields and cause salmonella and e. Coli outbreaks.

I was wondering why crops kept getting that stuff but I'm racist enough to accept that as fact at this point.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I was wondering why crops kept getting that stuff but I'm racist enough to accept that as fact at this point.

No, it's a real thing.
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"I think we have good compliance, but there are always cases where there are work speed-ups and they're pressing them along and the worker doesn't feel he can take the time (to go to the toilet)," said Cal-OSHA's Fryer. "That's an issue we need to take up with employers. If they're telling workers 'Just go over there on the side of the field,' that's a violation and they can be fined for that."

 

[There Is Light At The End]

eventually AI coding platforms will replace the jeets. it isnt at the point where enterprises can mass adopt it for all their stuff, but as it gets better you'll see it redeem the bottom tier software development roles which jeets currently fill. as of now jeets are still useful, but by the end of the decade they probably wont be.

AI, even when hallucinating, can write better code than jeets. In Russia, bad code is called Hindu code

 

[DankSmoker]

No, it's a real thing.
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"I think we have good compliance, but there are always cases where there are work speed-ups and they're pressing them along and the worker doesn't feel he can take the time (to go to the toilet)," said Cal-OSHA's Fryer. "That's an issue we need to take up with employers. If they're telling workers 'Just go over there on the side of the field,' that's a violation and they can be fined for that."

Can we just start issuing brown people adult diapers? Surely it would be the most cost effective!