🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[FiveStarAce]

Aren't all of his latest social media postings proper cause for revoking his visitation rights?

 

[neger psykolog]

Is Ralph partaking in the brothels of Zona Norte? Security doesn't mess around there.

Without knowing much about the area I am willing to bet they can spot the dumb, fat american tourist and put up with them being a rowdy drunkard given the amount of money it probably brings in (up to a limit of course)

 

[Fannyscum]

I love how Harry has been openly bullying Meigh lately:

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[Die For Me!]

You missed the best part.

"5 STAR DAY!"

I thought it was his wanted level

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

I love how Harry has been openly bullying Meigh lately:
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Is Harry's profile picture with the Michelin Man also a dig at our triple titted, double gunted piggy?

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

The Chinese have it wrong, it isn't the year of the wood snake: ITS THE YEAR OF THE FIRE HOG


I'm reminded of this Suno song I made, now more relevant than ever:

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

She stole Harry's credit card details to ruin her own life. The comeuppance was instant.

I'm glad he won't let her forget it.

 

[RollingRock2]

Ralph is going to fit right in! He screams drug addict. Look at all those scratches and sores

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Ralph looks like he already lost a fight

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I thought it was his wanted level

It's bullshit that it's only five stars now. We need a 6 star day where the military chases him with tanks. The best we can hope for now is he steals back the Ralphatruck, smashes through the gate at a military base, and gets shot to death while trying to jimmy the canopy on an F-16.

 

[taktion]

Ralph is a pussy and he either takes it back or apologizes and kisses Juju's cow costume.

He even tried to walk back to the catboy fuhrer and to Baldo.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Piggertits is mad that the shyster (non-practicing) lawyer stole LOTY from him twice in the row, so he's doing everything he can to get that spot in 2025. This is his last chance too, there is no way he is surviving to 2026 at this rate.

 

[The I Scream Man]

God damn I love late Christmas presents, thanks Ethan for thinking about all of us it’s okay if it’s a little late buddy, as always it’s the (irrational, retarded) thought that counts

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Don't give up Ralph! You know where Dax lives. Show up and fire up your livestream and start screaming!

 

[Maude Snew]

F-16.

What do you think the F stands for, Fat? No way that poor piece of machinery could support his weight, would collapse like a main battle tank or Patrick Tomlinson rolled over it.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph is a pussy and he either takes it back or apologizes and kisses Juju's cow costume.

He even tried to walk back to the catboy fuhrer and to Baldo.

I had presumed he went quiet because he was speaking to Vito behind the scenes, as he was treating him with kid gloves on X.

Based on what was said on that BPITU clip, I am not so sure.

That said he went dark midday, and was looking for somewhere to stay. He could have slept on a park bench for all we know. I doubt he went back to Mexico in the state he's in, but I guess it's not outside the realm of possibilities - he fly's into San Diego to see Xander doesn't he? - but this is probably him recounting when he got beaten by bouncers, phone smashed, last time around. Maybe the "fine" was him getting extorted. No paperwork .

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Juju the cow is missing out on so much cawweentent. You could have fousey style freakouts between the gunt and his bangmaid

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

If Ralph is quitting streaming, he's giving up on life.

"Right now, I'm just living to spite the hater's" bros, I don't feel so good...

Could he finally have had enough... of himself and his garbage life choices? The same ones that have led him down this road?

 

[Forgot My Old Account :(]

Gunt burning the bridge with Dax feels like a watershed moment. From circling the drain to going down it. It's truly over. I'll light a candle for 2021-2022 Ralph, the best cow run of all time.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

It's not possible he's turning on Juju... It's not scientifically possible, our models don't ever anticipate this, our prediction technology can't even factor it in....

I’m not gonna celebrate until Ralph calls Dax the J(J) word.

SAY HIS NAME RALPH.

Aren't all of his latest social media postings proper cause for revoking his visitation rights?

If being a retard on social media was a criteria for losing visitation no child in America would see their biological father.

“Ahh yes Mr Ralph, I see here you’ve been making attempts to keep up with visitation and paying child support… However, we need to talk about your cringe
social media posts…”

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Could he finally have had enough...

No, without his social media presence and income Ralph has nothing. No family, no friends, no career, nothing. He can't afford to live his current lifestyle, without an income he won't be able to afford anything.