DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I had a similar experience. I was watching a Street Fighter 6 streamer in the FGC, and a viewer asked him to review some of their replays and provide feedback, even offering to gift a few subs in exchange. The streamer was really kind and offered to do it for free. In contrast, at the same time, DSP was playing Marvel Rivals and refused to start gameplay until someone paid him $20 just to select a character!
Phil lives in extremes... all streamers are either the little guy like him (which he isn't, 200k+ subs even if 150k are dead accounts, and he makes 6 figures largely in direct tips) or Mr Beast, insanely rich.

Phil would also call the person you watched a paid shill if they ever took a sponsorship too.
 
People are tired of the trends western studios keep insisting on but holy fuck if there aren't plenty of better reasons to shit on modern Assassin's Creed beyond it having one whole stationary in it.
Having a black protagonist used to mean nothing but now it's a sign that you're about to be lectured on trans rights and white privilege. Black people have been put in the same circle as purple-haired feminists and transexual freakshows, so now any nonwhite (outside of some genres where it's expected like fighting games) is a huge red flag. Not only that but it's a sign that the game itself sucks - that it isn't the expression of an inspired creative vision but instead constructed by marketers chasing trends and listening to their DEI advisor team that makes six figures a year to make character designs browner and fatter and gayer.

The anti-woke grifters like Nerdrotic and Smash JT are sub 90 IQ retards but they're right all the time. If a guy like The Quartering can watch a thirty second trailer, point at a black character and go "this game is gonna suck" and be right ninety-nine times out of a hundred then your problem isn't grifters. That's like having a bunch of turds on your living room floor and being upset by the flies.
 
I was surprised to hear him mention he’s going to do more interviews. Every time he speaks to new people it’s pre-stream but at least a little bit of humiliating truth gets shaken out of him, too. On the other hand, it’s non-KC drama to rant about for days. Maybe that’s why he’s doing it.
 
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How come nobody (jap audience included) took any issue with Team Ninja making their protagonist in Nioh - a game about kamikaze, sushi eating, karaoke bastards with authentic japanese swords - a white Irishman?

Because he was an actual, documented person with verifiable historical influence not some random nog that one guy insists was 'totally a samurai bro'
 
I was watching a Street Fighter 6 streamer in the FGC, and a viewer asked him to review some of their replays and provide feedback, even offering to gift a few subs in exchange. The streamer was really kind and offered to do it for free
I just imagined the same scenario but with Phil.

*scanning chat for 20 seconds*
Duh-hu-hu just listen to this: someone in chat says "hey Phil can you review some of my replays and provide feedback?" Hmmm...
*scratches beard*
*stops and changes the screen to the close-up*
*scratches beard for ten seconds while pretending to think, looking at chat to see if people are laughing*
How about... NO! I'm the one who plays here. See the name of the channel? See how it says DSPGaming and not WhatsHisFaceGaming? NO! People are here to watch ME play! The stream isn't about you! Why don't you go to your own channel and review your replays instead of trying to hijack mine!? Go to your own channel where two people can watch you and let us have our own stream. Sound good? Tuhuhuhu oh my god, what a dumb thing to say, sure! I'm just gonna stop streaming just so I can review someone's replays. Wow, that's a great idea, isn't it?
*shakes head*
What a genius. Does the stream say anywhere "reviewing viewers' replays"? Or does it say "BLANKA MADNESS RETURNS!"? Oh, there he is again, he says "I didn't mean to be rude, I could gift some subs in exchange" tuh-hah-hah-ack. How about you just gift some subs and keep quiet, huh? How about that? How about... you just support instead of trying to dictate what I do on my own stream, hmm? You don't just come to my channel and demand that I do this or tha- that's not how it works... get it? So... how about... you donate the subs or you get the fuck out of my chat before I ban you for derailing the stream. We're here to chill and enjoy some Street Fighter 6 and now we are 20 minutes late because of your bullshit.


Rate a fellow writefag.
 
Also Team Ninja are Japanese, which somewhat gives them a pass on these things
It's not just that but Nioh is clearly a fantasy game through and through and a lot of the characters based on real people are fictionalized, William Adams himself is turned into an Irish pagan when in real life he was an English Anglican. Yasuke even appears in both games as one of Nobunaga's samurai retainers and he's the boss in the penultimate mission of Nioh's base game. You can even play as him by using the transform option which allows you to play as almost any NPC if you want. AssCreed does the motte and bailey thing where 5% of it is sci-fi bullshit while 95% of it presents itself as authentic historical fiction, so if you accept Leonardo Da Vinci creating prototype weapons for Ezio you have to accept AssCreed Spookz' BNWO fanfic. I remember one of the games that was set in France had Thomas-Alexandre Dumas as one of the characters the main characters interacted with often, Dumas was a mulatto. Nobody complained because he was a notable and multiple times decorated cavalry general in actual history and has served France for over 15 years.
 
PoP said it best.
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What kind of cartoon world does he envision in his head?
I have said for years. I would love to be in his head for like five minutes. See the world as he sees it. Because the reality he speaks about is so alien, so absurd, yet seems so real to him. I have to know.
We (speaking mostly for myself) have become unsensitized to Phil that such a simple and average experience has become weird
God I have also been saying this for ages. Like even when someone like Asmongold is being a complete fucking mong to chat he is somehow infinitely more personable and charismatic than Phil. To say nothing of like every other streamer I have watched. It is awe inspiring in a weird sort if way. But also ties in with my first point. Phil doesn't percieve the same reality we all do. So he probably reads chat as "Phil you are a stupid nigger who can't tie his shoes at 42."
 
Having a black protagonist used to mean nothing but now it's a sign that you're about to be lectured on trans rights and white privilege.
1979: Ellen Ripley is a Strong Female Protagonist? I love Strong Female Protagonists!
2015: Rey is a Strong Female Protagonist? I hate Strong Female Protagonists!

I don't think you can blame people for spotting patterns.
 
1979: Ellen Ripley is a Strong Female Protagonist? I love Strong Female Protagonists!
2015: Rey is a Strong Female Protagonist? I hate Strong Female Protagonists!

I don't think you can blame people for spotting patterns.
One of those movies created a franchise and one of those movies killed a franchise. The audience called it right.
 
Nobody gave a shit about a black protagonist in AC Liberation or Freedom Cry a decade ago.
Something tells me that if a game got released that was set in Sub Saharan Africa thousands of years in the past and the main character was white you would be frothing at the mouth screeching for all to hear how its not historically accurate and African culture was being bastardized for an extra few dollars.
 
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He revealed the list of upcoming games he wants to play, looks like he wants to get destroyed by randos in Virtua Fighter 5 again but more notably he wants to play Civ7. I know they've been dumbing down the series so that even The Modern Audience™ can play it but the same was the case with Baldur's Gate 3 using DnD5e as its base. I imagine it'll still be a fucking disaster with insane levels of handholding.
I hope KCD II happens. He already got filtered by the first game and he didn't even play it; he watched Kat play it, saw her rage quit, then called it shit. lol
 
I hope KCD II happens. He already got filtered by the first game and he didn't even play it; he watched Kat play it, saw her rage quit, then called it shit. lol
He would've gotten his shit pushed in by the drunk guy at the very start three times in a row, do his fake as fuck tuhuhu laugh and wagequit.
 
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