Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

Benzoylecgonine............Ben-Zoy-Leck-gone-neen, Nick.

You illiterate fucking idiot

"You don't know how to leverage debt."

Defaulting on a mortgage is the big money move I guess.

He also called norcocaine something like noracoca and cocaethylene "cocoethel" or whatever, in his previous stream.
The man that read 40 free abstracts couldn't even pronounce words properly. I'll give him a pass on benzoylecgonine but the other two were inexcusable.
Actually, he has an "English literature" degree.
Massive retard.

At 1:12:40 he gets interrupted by his daughter who wants him to make her a quesadilla. He tells her no and jokes are made: "her tastes have improved since Spaghetti-Os." This means his kids could hear him from the sunroom as he was discussing all of this.

This is so sick, those kids are still starving aren't they?
>Daddy I would like food, a quesadilla that takes 10 minutes to make will do (literally just shove some kraft singles and prepacked meat and veggies between premade tortilla and chuck it in the oven for a bit)
>SHUT UP you already cost me $25,000 in cocaine, daddy is busy talking to his fat paedophile friend #2

 

[daffodils]

I clipped the interesting bits.

Aaron's finances.
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Nick will plea guilty. The judge and the plea colloquy.
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The cocaine expert. Claims that he has video evidence of the police touching his daughter with contaminated gloves. Nick wants to release his proof of the faulty cocaine tests with citations because he couldn't do so in court for whatever reason. He wants to not be guilty in the court of public opinion but still plea out.
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Nick the snitch.
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Implicitly blaming Aaron for his daughter testing positive. Claims that he invented a whole new type of entertainment so he could raise his kids.
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Cope about paying his mortgage.
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Nick and alcoholism. More talking about his criminal case. Claims the state has still not seen his stream.
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Edit: Nick gets interrupted by his daughter asking for quesadillas.
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One addition: Nick tries to relitigate the baseball bat story again.

Notice Melton shitting on him:"You seem like an angel." Other guys are smirking while Nick just prattles on.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

This is so sick, those kids are still starving aren't they?
>Daddy I would like food, a quesadilla that takes 10 minutes to make will do (literally just shove some kraft singles and prepacked meat and veggies between premade tortilla and chuck it in the oven for a bit)
>SHUT UP you already cost me $25,000 in cocaine, daddy is busy talking to his fat paedophile friend #2

"Daaad, I'm hungry, can you make me a quesadilla?"

"Dammit child, I swear to God if you keep annoying me , I'll send your pool party bathsuit pics to Melton!"

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Jerry Springer fodder long before the advent of television (and trash talk daytime TV in particular). Imagine if they'd started this shit in the 1980's instead.

The descendants actually appeared on a special episode of Family Feud together in 1979, where they competed over a pig.

To tie it back to the thread, something about Aaron and Nick competing over Ralph I guess.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

This is so sick, those kids are still starving aren't they?
>Daddy I would like food, a quesadilla that takes 10 minutes to make will do (literally just shove some kraft singles and prepacked meat and veggies between premade tortilla and chuck it in the oven for a bit)
>SHUT UP you already cost me $25,000 in cocaine, daddy is busy talking to his fat paedophile friend #2

To be fair, making quesadillas upon random request outside of the dining schedule isn't really good parenting either. The reasoning should however be "it's not meal or snack time yet" or "we're already having X for dinner so no can do", not "denied, gluttonous child, enjoy hunger".

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I´m pretty glad this shit is about to be over and his thread is going back to be a niche thing

Very optimistic. I expect Nick will take about half a year before he does something lolcow worthy again and keep spiraling.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Very optimistic. I expect Nick will take about half a year before he does something lolcow worthy again and keep spiraling.

Half a year? Very generous. I give this retard until mid March before we have an animesuckscopeandsneed tier pillstream again. The moment government isn’t testing his piss he’s gonna dive right back into it. He’s already sounded fucked up on a lot of appearances while gov was keeping an eye on him

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

So his kids are still starving and begging for food and this utterly worthless faggot can't be bothered.

I was going to say this:

To be fair, making quesadillas upon random request outside of the dining schedule isn't really good parenting either. The reasoning should however be "it's not meal or snack time yet" or "we're already having X for dinner so no can do", not "denied, gluttonous child, enjoy hunger".

The call with Melton was at what? 2 or 3 in the afternoon CST? I know kids are like black holes of hunger, but that's when you point them to some snacks (preferably healthy ones).

That said, we know they don't maintain a meal schedule- hell, meal time for their dog is like 2am, for some fucking reason. Nick's cooking nightmares streams were always bizarrely late in the evening. I'm sure the nanny was the one making sure these things happened and on something of a schedule. Those poor kids, the best they probably went for food over the last 10 months was that extended stay at Grandma and Grandpa's.

Stupid and starving is no way to grow up.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

QUESADILLAS!? Have you people ever been around children? That's almost as WEIRD as that one person who suggested giving them RICE! You have to feed them kid food like pretzels and gummy worms! I think this is just the myopia of poverty.

 

[Windy Moors]

Can't believe  Dax Melton would laugh in Ralphs Rekieta's face like that.

 

[Vibralldo]

Also it is mindblowing that all the fat retards on the panel are cracking jokes AT NICK'S EXPENSE and he is sitting there thinking they are his friends. I mean they are making jokes about his own daughter taking the cocaine, and he IS LAUGHING AT THE JOKE. If some fat retard was making jokes about my daughter doing cocaine to my face I wouldn't be sitting there laughing about it.

Much like Ralph, Nick has no allies left and is forced to accept whatever he can get (melton the pedophile that makes fun of him)

One addition: Nick tries to relitigate the baseball bat story again.View attachment 6845413

Notice Melton shitting on him:"You seem like an angel." Other guys are smirking while Nick just prattles on.

If Aaron was so obviously violent and in the wrong then Nick should press charges and get this crazy, dangerous person off the streets

 

[Iron Hamster]

Celeste (and Bob, I assume) are in Maui after a layover in Seattle

They had to stop by and tip DSP

 

[Desktop User2]

Very optimistic. I expect Nick will take about half a year before he does something lolcow worthy again and keep spiraling.

I have no doubt he will do plenty of stupid things but they will not be noteworthy because he will be irrelevant; the interest for his content will be niche, not general like since his arrest. I sure will be done with it.

Dont know about his streaming schedule that was dwindling anyway before the arrest.

 

[ChromaQuack]

The worst part is 'leveraged debt' doesn't even make fucking sense.

Leverage is literally taking out debt to invest above what you have. Eg: Margin loans, collateral etc etc.

If he actually leveraged, what the fuck did he invest in? What was the LVR?

He won't answer it, because he clearly didn't invest that money. But for anyone who knows anything about investments/has a little bit of money to their name they can see right through the cucked broke retard.

I'm sure he'd love to reply something about how it was invested into "muh mentalz wellbeing" and "muh feelgood fun" or some other boomerbook tier comeback, but the reality is that Nicholas Rekieta of Spicer,MN leveraged an entire house into his nose and up his arse.

I'm certain we're all wrong about it because he's read 40 investment pro abstracts or something, though.

"Daaad, I'm hungry, can you make me a quesadilla?"

"Dammit child, I swear to God if you keep annoying me , I'll send your pool party bathsuit pics to Melton!"

No child, you have been instructed multiple times not to bother me while talking to my sex offender friends, this constitutes felony interrupting my brilliance and comes with a penalty.

Enjoy hunger.

 

[Clayton cadidlehopper]

What boggles my mind is that Nick's argument of retesting his daughter for cocaine is that the government wouldn't do it and he didn't have custody of the kids.

So why didn't the grandparents do the retest? They had custody. The government wouldn't stop them from having her retested. The government wouldn't have paid for it but it's not like they couldn't have afforded it.

Iirc it was either theorized or stated that the kid had gone for medical treatment before being released to the grandparents so her date wasn't the same as the others.

Was she not retested because she was clearly in withdrawal? Did they test at the hospital but Nicky is sticking with the "I" couldn't cause "I" didn't have custody and the government is mean and therefore lying by omission that the grandparents did retest and it was positive?

Otherwise Nick would be waving papers around proving it. Why didn't he get her retested in August when he claimed they got custody back? Depending on when she was exposed (which Nick says it was the day of the arrest) it would still be present for 90 days or so unless they shaved her head.... Retesting and getting a clean result he could have waived that paper around proudly crowing how he was right all along!

edit : spelling

 

[Waldo Geraldo Balldo]

Upon his inevitable bridge burning with Dick, there's only one sane course of action for Nick to take. He needs to start a podcast with Ralph as they fashion themselves around Hunter S. Thompson and his illustrious lawyer, Dr. Gonzo. Fear and Loathing on the Internet would be a hit as Ralph attempts to destroy all those who have wronged them as Nick tries out all his new shock jock material ripping on those same enemies. It would be a train wreck so amazing, no one could look away.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

You Scandinavian incel prudish nerd childs aren't gonna be laughing after Romaine's 300k crypto investment dividends hit the 10x, it's only been 2 years but it's so FUNNY and WEIRD none of you know these things take time.

 

[Strix454]

Hasn't this been discussed and unequivocally deboonked a million times by now that the test performed on the kid wasn't the kind that can be skewed by something like this?

Yes.

That is why yesterday during his appearance yesterday on the pedo show Nick presented a new "scientific" narrative that Aaron was feeding powder cocaine to at least one of Nick's children as part of his overall plot to destroy Nick. Nick's children being hungry and Aaron wanting to feed them was obviously a false story. Rather than trying to feed hungry children, Aaron was making them eat cocaine so that they would falsely test positive when CPS arrived. All but one of Nick's children saw through Aaron's evil and refused to eat Aaron's "food". Only his second youngest fell for the trick.

This also shows just how evil Aaron is. Because he was apparently implementing this plan back in March 2024 before he fell out with the rest of the polycule and still had access to the kids.

I'm sure if CPS had not been run, as Nick has said, by a women conspiring against him who committed perjury during his case...that Nick could have had access to the children and done his own drug testing of them to get at the real truth.

That is the thing about Nick. If you prove him wrong on one lie, he will just move on to the next lie. When you have no credibility and no shame. When you are telling your story on the dabbleverse show of a pedophile, it isn't like the truth of what you say matters anymore.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Depending on when she was exposed (which Nick says it was the day of the arrest) it would still be present for 90 days or so unless they shaved her head

I'm still kind of surprised we didn't see Balldo become Baldo after the arrest.

 

[AnOminous]

I cannot believe (I can) that while trying to PR spin his way out of giving his daughter cocaine, he manages to - on camera - refuse to feed his child, after previously having mandatory reporters inform CPS that he was letting his kids go hungry, and while he still currently has an active child endangerment charge. He can't even fake being a doting father for the optics.

It's often astounding exactly how much of a completely useless faggot this joke of a man is.

He won't answer it, because he clearly didn't invest that money. But for anyone who knows anything about investments/has a little bit of money to their name they can see right through the cucked broke retard.

Every dollar that goes up his giant nose is an investment in a permanently damaged brain and a collapsed septum. When he's done, he'll be perfectly prepared for his future as a sideshow geek shitting himself and fucking chickens for bottom shelf hooch.

The reasoning should however be "it's not meal or snack time yet" or "we're already having X for dinner so no can do", not "denied, gluttonous child, enjoy hunger".

Like there's "meal time" or "snack time" in Nick's degenerate crack shack of cuckoldry. Nick operates on COKE TIME.

I have no doubt he will do plenty of stupid things but they will not be noteworthy because he will be irrelevant; the interest for his content will be niche, not general like since his arrest. I sure will be done with it.

His real content isn't his streams anyway, though, but his wigger antics. If he's under some kind of intense supervision probation he's going to fuck up repeatedly because he's an absolute fuckup.

He needs to start a podcast with Ralph as they fashion themselves around Hunter S. Thompson and his illustrious lawyer, Dr. Gonzo.

That Samoan cokehead lunatic was actually a practicing lawyer though. He had a license even.