Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TrainWreckWatcher]

God damn, how deep does this government conspiracy go? They even own the bar association.

I can see him arguing that he would associate with the bar quite fine

 

[ChromaQuack]

"Sorry you don't know how to leverage debt" - Man who 'leveraged' an entire house to pay for a debt he took out on his already paid for home to snort cocaine.

Funny he's using that after people were talking about how 'rich' people tend to leverage assets and/or debt taken against them for investments, you forgot the bit about investing Nick, snorting $370k worth of coco and paying for Jamaican 'abortions' is not an investment.

Quit the LARP Nick, you're a broke bitch, you are the kind of 'savvy entrepreneur' that buys businesses that have been running for decades and makes them go tits up with 'innovative' ideas. You are not smart Nicky, and the more you try to prove otherwise the dumber you look.

 

[Canard]

So just how much more money Nick would have if he took the loan and dumped it straight up in S&P 500 ETF? That is simplest leveraged investment and would have netted him quite a bit...

 

[AnOminous]

If some fat retard was making jokes about my daughter doing cocaine to my face I wouldn't be sitting there laughing about it.

He's not just a fat retard, he's a fat pedophile. Nick is groveling to a pedophile. Because only a pedophile would even let him on the air. That's the debased, pathetic level this cuck has reached. A fucking pedophile is his only outlet because nobody but a disgusting pedophile would even put up with Nick.

 

[Melty Butter]

Celeste (and Bob, I assume) are in Maui after a layover in Seattle. Dan Woltjer, Kayla's bio dad, was the first to upvote.
She's also changed her banner to the pic of Mt. Rainier to replace the sad one dated May 23, 2024 (arrest day):



Link

 

[ChromaQuack]

So just how much more money Nick would have if he took the loan and dumped it straight up in S&P 500 ETF? That is simplest leveraged investment and would have netted him quite a bit...

According to some online calculator (I know, rock of salt), a rustang and a half.

https://ofdollarsanddata.com/sp500-calculator/

 

[moocow]

Fun fact: I'm related enough to both of the families that I could show up at the annual reunion as either a Hatfield or a McCoy.

So, who was right?

 

[AnOminous]

So, who was right?

Neither, it was a deranged feud that started out of absolute nothing and spiraled out of control.

 

[moocow]

Neither, it was a deranged feud that started out of absolute nothing and spiraled out of control.

Jerry Springer fodder long before the advent of television (and trash talk daytime TV in particular). Imagine if they'd started this shit in the 1980's instead.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

There is no bottom for Nicky Rackets, despite being a bottom himself.

 

[Folgers Can]

He hired an expert specifically to educate the Internet about coccaine?

Oh, he means that "expert" that the iInternet already knew to be a complete and utter joke long ago:

Interestingly, it appears slaying DWI tests doesn't pay all the bills, as after some years doing lab testing, he abruptly shifted to...content creation! Which is apparently his main gig, having added the consultancy later.

This is irrelevant but amusing (from his blog), given current day: extolling Mr. Beast.

Also from his blog: "I write books, a blog, and produce a podcast about entrepreneurship, health, fitness, nutrition, philosophy, stoicism, existentialism, and self-improvement."

On FB, he says, "9 months ago, I changed industries completely. went from being a forensic scientist working in a government lab to doing content for a B2B Saas media company. I used the @hackingcareers method to level up. Here's what I did."

Why are Millennial men like this?

All that said, he maintains his forensics-related linkedin and showcases some wins, though everything I've seen from him there or on the linked "DWI Journal," which has 2 articles, both his, is about alcohol testing. He is EIC, naturally, and the journal was started 6 months ago. Does have an editorial board, though.

Aaron Olson on linkedin:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/aaronolsonblog
His youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/@AaronOlsonBlog/videos
He interviewed a furry during the 2021 Bitcoin pump:

Most of his 'success' on the channel came from his fitness days a decade ago:


His facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/aaronolsonblog
That article about switching away from lab testing appears to be gone.

The Mr. Beast article (a) is mostly a puff piece about Iced Coffee Hour, a grindset podcast the youtube algorithm feeds you at some point.

His article about The Useful Lie (a) is a summation of a book that says addiction isn't a disease but a sin, and because of that AA doesn't work(?) and 'most addicts outgrow their addictions'

He goes on to say a person has to choose "the slow painful boredom of diligent living" (How prudish!)


In another article he talks about how he tokenized his time on the blockchain:


As for why Nick would choose this guy? He is willing to deviate from the general medical narrative:

Talking about the book When Natural Cures for Cancer became Illegal (a)


Interview with biochem phd/immunologist about covid:


I 'm looking forward to this guys testimony about how someone's vape can show up as crack in a hair follicle test.

If this "expert" was such hot shit, then how come the originally scheduled CHIPS trial and the postponed CHIPS trial both never transpired, being that if one had transpired, we'd have surely heard Nick's bragging about the outcome to the background cacophony of one smugly crunched Dorito or another? Fancy that.

 

[Hellion]

I cannot believe (I can) that while trying to PR spin his way out of giving his daughter cocaine, he manages to - on camera - refuse to feed his child, after previously having mandatory reporters inform CPS that he was letting his kids go hungry, and while he still currently has an active child endangerment charge. He can't even fake being a doting father for the optics.

After all, it's far more important to be able to preen under the attentions of a paedophile who is making fun of him, just because Fatty is the only person as obsessed with his ex-boyfriend as Nick is. And he can't even say he needs to do it because it's "his job" because he is not getting money from this.

 

[Pedophobe]

He had over a million dollars in real estate and reduced it by half with nothing to show for it.

Nawt troo, he got 300 grand worth of booze and cocaine out of it.

 

[Swole McPole]

He also claims that 2 grams of the coke were missing when they weighed it later. (Or something. We must wait for clips.) I'm listening at 1.75x while cooking. @AnOminous did they have their thumbs on the scale as you mentioned months ago? Or is he lying?

April was dipping into his stash.

 

[Pagan Min]

Had an interesting (well, "interesting") experience yesterday... I was watching a video on YouTube by Strat-Edgy Productions (Here's a link -- go ahead & check him out, he does pretty good shit IMHO!), and when he listed his Patreon supporters at the end who do you think popped up on the list? Three guesses, and the first two don't count...

That's right -- Li'l Nicky! I was shocked -- SHOCKED!!! -- when I saw that... Scanned through his most recent vids, and Nick was still tossing shekels in 6 months ago... Amazing where this shithead's name will pop up, eh?

HEY NICK!!! You might want to lay off of things like this, since you'll need every penny you can in order to house yourself (oh yeah, and your family, I guess, I suppose) in the future...

 

[Annealing Crater]

Lying his ass off about drug tests again. Moody challenges him on metabolites. Nobody knows how drug testing works, there's one metabolite (benzoylecgonine) that metabolises outside the body "in sweaty conditions".

Nick will "put something together with citations" because he knows people don't believe him. The state doesn't allow him to fight the allegations.

And on camera again.

Judges and drug testing labs HATE this one weird trick. Nick owns his haters by soaking his children's hair in his cocaine-infused coital heat-allergy sweat after watching his communal wife have sex with other men.

 

[Pagan Min]

He has the narrowest shoulders I've ever seen on a man

You forgot the infinite amount of quotation marks around "man"...

 

[Oliver Onions]

The cocaine expert. Claims that he has video evidence of the police touching his daughter with contaminated gloves.

Hasn't this been discussed and unequivocally deboonked a million times by now that the test performed on the kid wasn't the kind that can be skewed by something like this? Like you could turn the kid upside down and use them as a broom to sweep up your pile of cocaine and it still wouldn't return positive unless they'd actually been doing coke.

It's almost like scientists are smarter than Nick and designed these tests specifically to rule out false-positives they knew worthless junkies would try to exploit.

 

[BigThaiGreenCurry]

"Sorry you don't know how to leverage debt" - Man who 'leveraged' an entire house to pay for a debt he took out on his already paid for home to snort cocaine.

Funny he's using that after people were talking about how 'rich' people tend to leverage assets and/or debt taken against them for investments, you forgot the bit about investing Nick, snorting $370k worth of coco and paying for Jamaican 'abortions' is not an investment.

Quit the LARP Nick, you're a broke bitch, you are the kind of 'savvy entrepreneur' that buys businesses that have been running for decades and makes them go tits up with 'innovative' ideas. You are not smart Nicky, and the more you try to prove otherwise the dumber you look.

The worst part is 'leveraged debt' doesn't even make fucking sense.

Leverage is literally taking out debt to invest above what you have. Eg: Margin loans, collateral etc etc.

If he actually leveraged, what the fuck did he invest in? What was the LVR?

He won't answer it, because he clearly didn't invest that money. But for anyone who knows anything about investments/has a little bit of money to their name they can see right through the cucked broke retard.

 

[Desktop User2]

The dude that doesn´t care about what the Internet thinks of him hired a quack - with his limited funds while defaulting on his mortgage - to tell the Internet, and only the Internet because he is too much of a niggerfaggot to go on with his trial - how you can metabolize drugs outside of your body.

I´m pretty glad this shit is about to be over and his thread is going back to be a niche thing; I cant hear this effeminate faggot lying and being the most boring fuck in the world.