Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Neko GF]

WHAT IS PEMMICAN?​

(01/10/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=qcqlGFuB30A

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

WHAT IS PEMMICAN?​

(01/10/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=qcqlGFuB30A

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Jenny is really cute, I hope she has a good life despite being under Jack Jr's care.

Jack can't let his new friend talk without making attention grabs like stupid faces or useless gestures. Our guest host is wearing a shirt that says "West Bank Judea & Samaria" which sounds like some Jewish fairy tale so he deserves to spend time with Jack.

6:22 Jack snort-chokes on his own fluids.

7:42 Jack honks out a plug from one of his sinus cavities.

Jack says it's really good, but he gives it a C because everyone else thinks it's awful.

This is all moot because ghee shouldn't be used to make pemmican. It's not as shelf-stable, and additionally will be soft at room temperature (unlike the traditional tallow) which defeats the point of preserving your meat in the first place.

 

[biggacracka]

When she showed how to cut the celery, she seemed decent.

But her sawing through that onion made me think she was going to cut her finger off. I am usually lazy and cut my onions with just a regular steak knife and they cut through an onion easier than that. Sawing an onion like that is a good way to cut your finger.

Same, when I got to the onion i physically flinched

 

[Woggie's child bride]

Jack seems like he enjoyed that Pemmican more than most other things he's made

 

[p1138]

WHAT IS PEMMICAN?​

(01/10/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=qcqlGFuB30A

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Fatty the pro bestest chef of all time in the US has never heard of something food related? Who could have ever imagined.

6:00 Fatty and friend are retarded and failed to realize that dehydrated meat weighs less.

6:40 they bought walnuts and some freeze dried pears. Fatty has a freeze dryer, they could have just used that. If you're not going to use the freeze dryer when you need freeze dried ingredients, why even fucking own it?

11:00 The friend and his kids don't really like it

12:00 Of course Fatty loves it "IS REALLY GUD"

He could have used beef tallow for this. As much fucking meat as this man cooks on a regular basis, he could end up with a half pound of clarified beef fat a week if he were capable of not drinking the shit. I'm sure this tray of halfassed pemmican will last Fatty 2 days as a snack between his 5 meals a day.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

You HAVE to use cafe du mond for a proper Vietnamese coffee! At the very least a dark French roast.
Also I wonder if Jack will be switch over to more drink content a la the watertok shit on tik Tok

Oh shit is that why the Asian markets sell that?

Is that the one with chicory in it? Or am I thinking of something else?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Another cooking YouTube channel did a better video on Pemmican than Jack.

 

[Marc]

Because no one's mentioned it, yet: For all Jack's vulgar grandstanding to do with forcing Hammy to take every Xmas decoration down as soon as he's eaten dinner on the 25th (then arguing with confused commentators that they're not real Christians for leaving decorations up until the Epiphany or the Julian calendar date of their Messiah's birth), I laughed at his video posted on January 10th prominently featuring tacky Xmas decorations of gnomes and shit - JUST LIKE IN THE BIBLE, GUIZE.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

He could have used beef tallow for this. As much fucking meat as this man cooks on a regular basis, he could end up with a half pound of clarified beef fat a week if he were capable of not drinking the shit. I'm sure this tray of halfassed pemmican will last Fatty 2 days as a snack between his 5 meals a day.

As far as he knows he did use beef tallow, that's what he thinks ghee is. He said as much as recently as a couple months ago..

 

[Guntanator]

I couldn't help but notice how much that atrocity looked like manure. And then wet manure.

 

[Marc]

As far as he knows he did use beef tallow, that's what he thinks ghee is. He said as much as recently as a couple months ago..

*Two videos ago. Others have pointed out that Jack consistently opening jars of clarified butter and mistaking it for tallow is tied to his hilariously mistaken belief that beef tallow is a fixture of Indian cuisine. The guy is so remarkably well-rounded in his ignorance as to be dependably incorrect in any matter.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

*Two videos ago.

That's practically forever in what remains of Fatty's mind.

 

[Marc]

That's practically forever in what remains of Fatty's mind.

You can tell by his refusal to spend more than twelve minutes pressure cooking a bunch of watery bullshit to scald the fuck out of his diagonal mouth with.

 

[lindsayfan]

Jack can't let his new friend talk without making attention grabs like stupid faces or useless gestures. Our guest host is wearing a shirt that says "West Bank Judea & Samaria" which sounds like some Jewish fairy tale so he deserves to spend time with Jack.

yeah unsurprisingly it seems jack's human hotpocket churchmate is one of these born-again christian ultrazionists. not only is he wearing an embarassing "greater israel" shirt for most of the video, in the other portion of filming he's wearing an "Israel" baseball cap, so clearly he just reps the I-team all the time. i'm sure his weird, scrawny femboy son enjoys being seen out in public with his waddling goyim israel-billboard dad

 

[mawrieposter]

Appropriate that Jack has a Zionist co-host for a dish that looks like what the Nazis turned Jews into

 

[souschef]

Another cooking YouTube channel did a better video on Pemmican than Jack.

This channel is pure gold, i love it

 

[boxybum]

WHAT IS PEMMICAN?​

(01/10/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=qcqlGFuB30A

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Did he forget to season the meat? Venison must taste terrible without proper seasoning. No wonder they didn't like it.

 

[Bassomatic]

This channel is pure gold, i love it

Max Miller is pretty based, even my normie Mom has his book it's pretty rad ngl.

Actually while this was always a mess because it's Jack. He picked something you really CAN'T fuck up and this is probably the best end result we've seen in years!

 

[ILikeYou]

Max Miller is pretty based, even my normie Mom has his book it's pretty rad ngl.

Actually while this was always a mess because it's Jack. He picked something you really CAN'T fuck up and this is probably the best end result we've seen in years!

True, bc this dish was never intended to actually taste delicious. It's utilitarian, so...great dish for Jack, since he doesn't have any standard to live up to w/ this one.

In his livestream this morning on YouTube, someone asked him in the chat what being Amish is. 'Is it like the same as Jewish?' Jack paused for a moment, and then said, kind of, and that he thinks that a long time ago, Jewish and Amish were basically the same thing. I can't with this guy!

 

[Guntanator]

Do I dare update with this? I had a strange nightmare last night. I don't know why, but I was in the studio kitchen and I was washing that manure textured shit down the drain. I was feeling a sense of panic like I had to get rid of it as soon as possible.
I think what stands out for me is that the guy and his kids in the video absolutely hated that shit but not our boy. His stupid caption about why he thought it tasted good was just as obnoxious as he is with his wheelchair, logo plastered clothing and loud maw.