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$5000 refers to 5000 pesos, approximately 250USD.
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Rage Pig
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He is La Cucaracha. He can take L after L after L in every conceivable facet of life yet still keep on going. His bogtrash genetics must have conferred some kind of innate resistance to damage from alcohol, drugs, head trauma, and Tijuana water.
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The lack of a victory selfie makes me belive he got his shit pushed in
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I think this has been the main debate surrounding Ralph for what seems like ages now. I'm more of a Xannie bottle half-full guy myself.
Uhoh looks like Ralphie did an oopsies yesterday and now he has to backtrack, who could've seen this coming?
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Born in West Memphis in eighty-five
A fat-gunted ragehog named Ethan Ralph
He loves to fight but he loves one thing more
Guntin' Round The World
He gunts his detractors and he gunts his fans
It's a problem no one understands
If there's two things he loves it's fighting and
Guntin' Round The World
Popin' xannies, thumbin' butts and
Gunt-in' Round The World!
Ethan Ralph!
Mundane Ralph
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He got his ass kicked again (likely without putting up a defense) and they stole his money. At least they didn't steal his phone and passport again.
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Schrödinger's gunt.
Yes. Dozens of beer/piss/fly cemetary* bottles were quietly congregating on his 'studio' floor and he assaulted them with his face.
*Over/under on infection arc?
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Ralph was trying to parlay his visit to Xander as an excuse to see Dax to “make content”, or as drunk Ralph called it “an event”. Ralph wanted to see Dax way more than Xander.
Remember Xander is in SD and Dax is in LA. It was going to be quite a haul for Ralph to go from SD to LA, but doable if he had a free place to stay. Dax is too much of a pussy to give a firm “no” and Ralph is white trash so polite hints don’t work. In the DM’s Vito even asked if Ralph would be staying at Dax’s and he said idk yet.
It got to the point that Dax realized a very drunk Ralph could really be making his way to the Barbie Dream house this weekend and probably made Vito tell Ralph not to come to LA.
Now Ralph will try to pretend he’s just a professional online content creator that was trying to hype some good content for Dax’s show and it all got ruined due to some miscommunication. He was even pitching his trip to Dax’s sofa the same way.
Then reality happened. Ralph got absolutely hammered in TJ, made a total ass of himself online and Dax was finally forced to give a hard “no” to prevent the pillstream from showing up at his door. Dax never wanted him there but Gunt gave him an easy out with his turbo retard drunk antics. Now Dax will pretend he totally wanted to have Ralph over, but Ralph just got too wasted and messed things up. “Sure Ralph, def next time buddy, no TJ street fight next trip lolololol”
Ralph has never been smart, or emotionally stable enough, to pull off a “work” anyone believed. The best he can ever do is pretend his giant drunken fuck-up was all a big plan for content. Now he’s telling Dax all his drunken idiocy yesterday was him just trying to hype of bloodsport content. Not serious bro! Sorry you didn’t understand, just all part of the KS brand! Try to convince Dax he’s not eating 20 Xanax a day, just this doctor prescribed ambien for sleep keeps messing with him!
But Dax, like Nora, like she who cannot be legally named, like Faith, like May, like Groyphers before, don’t want to deal with or babysit an BPD, alcoholic, pillhead trainwreck. It’s fine from a safety of a screen, but Ralph IRL is an entirely different matter. I’m surprised Dax even politely entertained the idea after Gunt’s last disastrous visit but Ralph’s suicide baiting probably worries him. I’d love to see the small amount of direct communication these two have. Dax can’t even give Ralph a firm no until he’s on the verge of buying a ticket out of SD.
Also LMAO at Ralph claiming “eighty girl” was really looking forward to his visit. At least in the future cowardly Dax can use her, or the kid, to avoid Gunt IRL instead of broken limbs and mysterious injuries
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Um...
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“I talked to his girlfriend who was excited about the show.”
Yeah, no. More piggy fiction.
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80 Girl and Sean (who quit because Dax is washed up) were really looking forward to the show.
It's sad that Dax was too busy being washed up and hanging out with Vito to do a legendary show with Ralph.
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I'm sure he blew up 80 girl's phone with all sorts of weird shit, so there's a little truth hidden there.
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Milo the fucking GRIDS faggot sabotaging the Gunt content for the next 3 months. Daily breathalyzer and shows that are boring beyond belief if he succeeds with this stupid plan.
Edit: More homosexual gay faggotry. Sure Piggertits, you are a true Renaissance Mensch.
Edit: More homosexual gay faggotry. Sure Piggertits, you are a true Renaissance Mensch.
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Eh, idk. Ralph's modus operandi is to take a pic AFTER he gets his shit pushed in. ala Portugal 1 and the car crash. Him not taking a victory photo makes it more believable!
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